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AbstractStream

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Aw man, I was loving these Mass Effect comics D:
Poor Tali looks so excited and then Shepard sends that XD wow
 

kouriichi

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I cant tell.... are those limes, or dextro-amino lemons? Im not sure you could even get limes in space. The import cost would make the Black Widow look cheap.
 

Abedeus

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Why can't he hold all these feels?

Because we are all the feel.

In other words, we all know the feel if we actually wanted Bioware to give some effort to Tali's picture... or not reveal face at all, if they wanted it half-assed.
 

conanthegamer

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She isn't going to be giving me any pictures. I chose the Geth over the Quarian's and she committed suicide. Whats really bad is we did the horizontal hop in Mass Effect 2. And after we met in 3 she was giving me all sorts innuendo while she was alive.
 

Valanthe

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Cute comic. I love Tali's excited pose in panel 2.

I remain one of those few people who actually isn't bothered by the whole "Stock photo" mess. I was actually a little dissapointed that they showed her face at all really, I liked the mystique my imagination brought to it, I guess it's kind of along the same lines as why I think women in more 'reserved' clothes are far sexier than those who walk around with it all hanging out.
 

RJ 17

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:p Gotta say, while I've never fully understood the appeal of Tali that makes so many people fawn over her...but she DOES look incredibly cute in this comic. :3
 

RanD00M

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Ohlookit said:
I don't get it?

-M
"Why can't I hold all these limes" is a stockphoto meme. It's a joke related to the fact that a picture of Tali is in ME3, and it's just a photoshopped stockphoto.
 

NinjaDeathSlap

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RJ 17 said:
:p Gotta say, while I've never fully understood the appeal of Tali that makes so many people fawn over her...but she DOES look incredibly cute in this comic. :3
Well, 'dem hips!' are a good place to start :p

In all seriousness though I think she's definitely one of the better written characters. She's flawed but still very likable, and the mask adds an air of mystery (or should I say 'added' -_-). All things considered though I'm more of a Liara man, or Garrus on the occasions where I happen to be a woman.
 

Denamic

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conanthegamer said:
She isn't going to be giving me any pictures. I chose the Geth over the Quarian's and she committed suicide.
Why?
You could just have both.

Also, that apostrophe should not be there.
 

Valanthe

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cursedseishi said:
Valanthe said:
Cute comic. I love Tali's excited pose in panel 2.

I remain one of those few people who actually isn't bothered by the whole "Stock photo" mess. I was actually a little dissapointed that they showed her face at all really, I liked the mystique my imagination brought to it, I guess it's kind of along the same lines as why I think women in more 'reserved' clothes are far sexier than those who walk around with it all hanging out.
Eh, it just seemed lazy to me, and the photoshopping done to the picture looked a little... well, weak. If they wanted to show her real face in the game, there was an awesome fan-made image done that one of the developers even touched up a bit. They should of just used that then given credit to the guy for it.
Good point I suppose, it is a touch lazy, and I can understand where people are coming from when they don't like the fact they used a stock photo. I guess I'm just more dissapointed that they showed her face at all. I mean they tease you with it on Rannoch, and I was almost cheering when they didn't show it then, and then the very next conversation with her is when she gives you the picture. It was a big "god damnit" moment for me.


Also this is completely off topic but whoever was behind changing the Captcha to Solve Media needs to be given a promotion, a raise, and a box of Turian Chocolate, just saying.
 

Andronicus

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I understood what the joke was straight away, but I never knew that stock photo before now. Great, now I'm going to have to make one of myself at work holding lemons...
 

RJ 17

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NinjaDeathSlap said:
RJ 17 said:
:p Gotta say, while I've never fully understood the appeal of Tali that makes so many people fawn over her...but she DOES look incredibly cute in this comic. :3
Well, 'dem hips!' are a good place to start :p

In all seriousness though I think she's definitely one of the better written characters. She's flawed but still very likable, and the mask adds an air of mystery (or should I say 'added' -_-). All things considered though I'm more of a Liara man, or Garrus on the occasions where I happen to be a woman.
I'm with Liara through and through. I've done every possible romance option through all the games (cept for Kaiden...poor, poor Kaiden, he's the only crew member of the Normandy that has never gotten some "action" :p). But for my "canon" playthroughs, Liara ends up being my lover whether with FemShep or MaleShep. Personally I think her love story through the entire series is the best written of them all. Think about it: in ME 2, she's the only one that cared to look for you after the destruction of the Normandy, whether you romanced her in ME 1 or not. She gave you to Cerberus, but only because they told her they could bring you back! Sounds like she never gave up on you after you save her from the volcano.
 

Staskala

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Valanthe said:
Cute comic. I love Tali's excited pose in panel 2.

I remain one of those few people who actually isn't bothered by the whole "Stock photo" mess. I was actually a little dissapointed that they showed her face at all really, I liked the mystique my imagination brought to it, I guess it's kind of along the same lines as why I think women in more 'reserved' clothes are far sexier than those who walk around with it all hanging out.
The whole drama wasn't so much about the fact that they photoshopped a stock photo, but because that they did a really terrible job at it. If you look at her hand (the finger placement is completely different from the Quarian anatomy you see in the games, by the way) you can still see the 3rd knuckle from the ring finger.
That's why people accused Bioware of being lazy and such, because it looks like the creator was using photoshop for the first time in his life and did the whole thing in 15 minutes tops.