dang, you beat me to itRanooth said:
but anyway, dont know if it counts but i was pretty funny
"War is not determined by who is right, but who is left"
and yes it was from that robot in tennpenny tower
Maths and Science Jokes!
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but anyway, dont know if it counts but i was pretty funny
"War is not determined by who is right, but who is left"
and yes it was from that robot in tennpenny tower
Another engineer joke.
An Optimist sees the glass as half full, the Pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The Engineer sees it as too much glass.
An Optimist sees the glass as half full, the Pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The Engineer sees it as too much glass.
You are in denial. It is as bad as dividing by zer...gibboss28 said:What if ya get the joke and say that your not a nerd?perfectimo said:This is the biggest size I could find in about 10 minutes:
i don't get it.perfectimo said:This is the biggest size I could find in about 10 minutes:
and don't you try to flame me for it!
thats right.... don't
It isn't ten types of people it's one, zero types. It's binaryHyper-space said:i don't get it.perfectimo said:This is the biggest size I could find in about 10 minutes:
and don't you try to flame me for it!
thats right.... don't
ahhhh.....gigastrike said:
i still dont get it......
nah i kidd
edit: now i know more! and knowing is half the battle!
Well..to be fair I sort of have to know it seeming as how its part of my college course so that's my excuseperfectimo said:You are in denial. It is as bad as dividing by zer...gibboss28 said:What if ya get the joke and say that your not a nerd?perfectimo said:This is the biggest size I could find in about 10 minutes:
Hairy muff, is your course something to do with networking?gibboss28 said:Well..to be fair I sort of have to know it seeming as how its part of my college course so that's my excuse
Same here, the funny thing is my networking teacher call some of the class nerds but he teaches a computing class. Oh well, this isn't the place for this kind of chatter.
Here's another joke, it's a little out of date but still:
Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.
Here's another joke, it's a little out of date but still:
Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.
Here is another I just found, I think it's brilliant.
A man and wife were both in an Internet business, but it was the husband who truly lived, ate and breathed computers. His wife finally realized how bad it gotten when one day she was scratching his back, and he said "No, not there. Scroll down a little."
A man and wife were both in an Internet business, but it was the husband who truly lived, ate and breathed computers. His wife finally realized how bad it gotten when one day she was scratching his back, and he said "No, not there. Scroll down a little."
Sorry for double but this needed attention.
Graustein said:Just thought I'd chuck this in [http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=x1cnJ_pOAdQ]Flangle said:
I really like this joke ( Am a doing a MEng in Civil Engineering at the mo)
A bunch of engineers are sitting around at a party, discussing the nature of the God, and who designed women.
The mechanical engineer states that God must also be a mechanical engineer because "if you look at all the pulleys and levers that drive the body, how the tendons and muscles and bones all work together, well, it's just amazing."
The chemical engineer says that no, God has to be a chemical engineer because "if you look at all the chemical processes that drive the body, how the hormones and the brain and the glands and everything else all interact, well, it's just astounding."
The electrical engineer says that no, God has to be an electrical engineer because "if you look at the circuitry of the body, how the thousands upon millions of nerve cells transmit signals from one part to another, well, it boggles the mind."
The civil engineer speaks up last of all and says, no, God is definitely a civil engineer, because "only a civil engineer would run a sewer through a playground. "
A bunch of engineers are sitting around at a party, discussing the nature of the God, and who designed women.
The mechanical engineer states that God must also be a mechanical engineer because "if you look at all the pulleys and levers that drive the body, how the tendons and muscles and bones all work together, well, it's just amazing."
The chemical engineer says that no, God has to be a chemical engineer because "if you look at all the chemical processes that drive the body, how the hormones and the brain and the glands and everything else all interact, well, it's just astounding."
The electrical engineer says that no, God has to be an electrical engineer because "if you look at the circuitry of the body, how the thousands upon millions of nerve cells transmit signals from one part to another, well, it boggles the mind."
The civil engineer speaks up last of all and says, no, God is definitely a civil engineer, because "only a civil engineer would run a sewer through a playground. "
Here's another engineer joke. A priest, a radio DJ, and an Engineer were playing there monthly rounds of golf at the country club. They were behind a group of men who were taking a very long time to play. Eventually they asked the caddy who the people ahead of them were at which point the caddy explained they were firemen who had saved the country club from burning down, but had gone blind in the process. The priest said "That's so sad, I'll have to pray for them", the DJ said "I'll have to mention them on my next morning show", and the Engineer said "Why don't they play at night?"
Okay, a chemist, a biologist and a physicist have all been sentenced to death by guillotine. The chemist is up first, so the executioner asks him whether he wants to die staring at the sky or the ground. The chemist states that he wants to die facing the ground, as that is where all the chemicals he uses originate. So the executioner lets loose the blade, but it jams half way down! "It's a miracle!" shouts the executioner, "God must surely want you to live!", so the chemist is let go. It's now the biologist's turn, he's asked the same question, and states that he wants to die remembering the simple earthworm, and so faces the ground. The blade is again loosed, and again jams halfway down. "Another miracle, the Lord be praised! You are free to go!" Last up is the physicist. "So" says the executioner, "which way do you want to face?" "I want to face the eternal stars" says the physicist. Just as the executioner is about to drop the blade, the physicist calls over to him. "Ah, I see what the problem is!"