First thread I ever created and it's got onto the third page over night
Anyways, here's some more.
Two maths proffesors are sitting in a cafe discussing. The first one says "I think most people have at least some mathematical knowledge."
The second says "No way, most people don't have a clue about this kinda stuff."
Shortly after this, the second proffessor goes to the bathroom and the first one calls over the waitress and says "Could you do me a favour, in a minute, I'll ask you a question, could you answer a third x cubed."
"A third x cubed, allright then." replies the waitress, and goes back to work.
When the second proffessor returns, the first calls over the waitress again and asks her " Hello Miss, my friend and I were having a discussion and we were wondering if you could help us with something, do you know what the integral of x squared is?"
"Yeah, it's a third x cubed" replies the waitress.
The first proffessor grins smugly at the second but then, as the waitress is leaving, she calls over her shoulder "Plus a constant."
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar, the first orders a pint, the second orders two thirds of a pint, the third orders two ninths of a pint, the fourth orders 4/81 of a pint and the fith orders 2/243 of a pint.
Before the sixth can order the barman pours out two pints and says "The extra 0.052 of the pint is on me."