McDonald's Attacked For "Horrifying" Marvel Happy Meals

[dancinginfernal]

They're grabbing at sticks, in hopes of finding some to make a bridge out of.

Honestly, I've never heard of the group, which obviously means they haven't really done anything useful or effective. They'll probably end up being the PETA of fast-food, I think.

 

[HyenaThePirate]

I honestly believe that groups like this only exist because we stupidly give them credibility by acknowledging them. We shouldn't be promoting their insanity by giving them a voice.
Honestly I think they like the attention, even if it is "we are batshit crazy".

Time to put these losers back off the radar so they can go back to working on their manifesto in the darkness of some shut-in's basement.

 

[Sir Kemper]

"Get them addicted to PG-13 movies?"


God help them when they do become thirteen... WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO FOR LITTLE JOHNNY THEN!?

This whole protecting the children nonsense is getting out of control, hell, anybody remember LAWN DARTS? I'd think something of that caliber would have been more worthy of a freak out, not cheap, fun action figures.

 

[InnerRebellion]

So there are more "IRL trolls"? Move over WBC and Fox, make room for the CCFC.

 

[Wildcard5]

I think even Jack Thompson would tell them that they are wrong. He did say Mass Effect was okay.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

This story makes me want to blow up buildings but I lack my traditional TNT that I use for this sort of stuff and I'd rather not break the pattern now. Well, I guess it's clobberin' time.

 

[Theron Julius]

Oh my god... I didn't think our children were being exposed to such violent things. I may have been reading violent comics back when I was their age, but that's no excuse for me to let my children develop anything like me. I mean look at me! I'm a horrible person! I'm attacking a major corporation for creating vaguely violent toys! I can't let my children be so incompetent.

Seriously, this is the epitome of what's wrong with society. People are trying to raise their children like they're made of glass and will become a murderer or rapist at the slightest hint of violence. They're just idiots who don't really understand how children develop and refuse to acknowledge that they're doing something wrong. The kids raised by these people are going to be wimpy and socially awkward from too much babying.

 

[Double A]

Ok, really?

What about comic books? They certainly haven't been around since WWII. And there is no way kids would be violent out of their own choice, no sir. Kids are perfect little angels being corrupted by evil toys of destruction!

 

[rayskyrift]

I just decided to show a child this article and he bit me. That was just from the article. We need to stop these violent toys now before we're all hacked to death in our sleep by murderous children, high off the violence they just saw in Iron Man 2.

 

[Vrex360]

I have heard of some pretty weird controversy in the past but of all things one would expect that a brightly colored plastic Spiderman would not be able to cause any kind of psychological harm for children.
But still, alarmists will be alarmists.

 

[the lapalminator]

i am officially convinced that planet earth is a giant pussy now

 

[Nailz]

Ahhh! The horror... A man, on fire! A man, With claws! Man this is so realistic, I want to be just like them. Maybe if I stick knifes in my hands and wave them around, covered in gasoline and light a match, people will think I'm cool...

But seriously... how is this any worse than the image of a fictional man being nailed to a wooden post and suffering for the sins of humanity? That's ok for kids to see but not superheroes? If you want a violence free childhood steer clear of the bible...

 

[Embz]

It makes you wonder, don't these people have anything better to do? Surely the 'Healthcare professionals' involved in this group would be better off investing their time in finding a cure of cancer?

 

[RedBeta22]

They sound almost as insane a PETA, not quite though. I honestly don't see how anyone can be this stupid. Anyone who thinks that plastic is "horrifying" needs to get their brain fixed, because there's something wrong with the wiring.

What he said

 

[Dr. wonderful]

You. have. got. to. be. kidding. me.

Really, I mean REALLY? PG-13 movies?



Oh my god, he said blood! Kids want to be Vampires now. Oh wait, that may be true [http://www.ehow.com/how_4663485_deal-twilight-fanatic.html]

Srry, I ran into one today and he was annoying.

 

[edgeofblade]

Dingbat: It's not just a typographic ornament anymore.

 

[CarbonEagle]

Well you see, the CCFC is an evil corporation and have a plan of world domination and the only one who could possibly stop them is a super hero, so in order to keep their plan on track they need to make sure that every figment of super heroism is gone... either that or they are batshit retarded.

Seriously kids don't learn swears and stuff from movies either, they learn it from older siblings who bring it to school and tell it to other kids. BAN SCHOOLS TOO!!! You cant be exposed to anything bad if your a mindless amoeba!

 

[JayJayinMay]

Superheroes are bad cause they be coulourful and shiny.Durr Hurr.

 

[Canid117]

CCFC is now on my list of things that make me laugh at the possible lows of human intelligence.

and now for a facepalm

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