Meet The Producers

[PurpleRain]

Ok, it's just something me and my friends do when we're bored. Less of a game, but too gamy for the Off Topic section.

Ok, you know the old saying, 'Too many chefs?' well it's like that, but it's too many producers. Right now, we're remaking Free Willy. But we have to make it big! That's the whole idea of this. The next person adds a little more of what he thinks should be in it. We can argue or fight to get the right outcomes. At the end of the day we will make the BEST. MOVIE! EVER!

So to start off this session, we need a big name actor to play the lead role of 'the kid'. I was thinking Morgon Freeman?

 

[Brett Alex]

Pfft Freeman's washed up. He does voiceovers now, he did that March of the penguins thing and you know what? When the audience sees Freeman telling Willy to jump, there gonna say "Hey, wasn't he doing penguin stuff before? Free Willy, more like 'already been done willy'*chews gum loudly and strokes goatee* Naww, you know who we need? Steven. Segal. We just gotta work out a way to pay his catering and bathing fees...

Spoiler: did I-

Do it right?

 

[Fire Daemon]

I think we should put in Hannibal. Kids love Hannibal.

 

[Lord Krunk]

Ooh! And Willy could be voiced by Hal 9000!

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Perhaps Michael Bay would make a good director. He knows how to make an action film. He needs to branch out.

 

[PurpleRain]

The Steven 'Fuck Off' Segal? I think that could work. That could work big time. If we can get Micheal Bay onto this, we could blow this movie out of all sorts of proportions. We need guns, lots of guns!

As for no Morgan Freeman, and a voice for Willy, perhaps stick the two together? Maybe that's why the terrorists (due to modern conflicts in Iraq) want to kill Willy.

Hannibal as in, cannible Hannibal or the guy that rode the Elephants into Rome? Cause the latter has been dead for a while.

 

[Lord Krunk]

The Steven 'Fuck Off' Segal? I think that could work. That could work big time. If we can get Micheal Bay onto this, we could blow this movie out of all sorts of proportions. We need guns, lots of guns!

As for no Morgan Freeman, and a voice for Willy, perhaps stick the two together? Maybe that's why the terrorists (due to modern conflicts in Iraq) want to kill Willy.

Hannibal as in, cannible Hannibal or the guy that rode the Elephants into Rome? Cause the latter has been dead for a while.

Still, when everyone gathers around Willy, because he's about to become the world's first talking whale, I would have had him say:

"Daisy....Daaaaiiiissseeeeeee...."

 

[Fire Daemon]

Hannibal as in, cannible Hannibal or the guy that rode the Elephants into Rome? Cause the latter has been dead for a while.

Both! They could be siamese twins.

 

[PurpleRain]

Hannibal as in, cannible Hannibal or the guy that rode the Elephants into Rome? Cause the latter has been dead for a while.

Both! They could be siamese twins.

Seperated through time by a portal! I like it! Still, how are we going to get that into the movie?

"Daisy....Daaaaiiiissseeeeeee...."

(Throws a pensil into Krunk's eye)
No! Bad! Perhaps maybe we can get Dr Dolittle in here. Kids love Eddie Murphy. That way we have a talking animal but people still can't hear it.

 

[Larenxis]

I don't know, I think revealing the whale as a robot is a good move. Then it's mainframe can be hacked by the terrorists, and we can get a good fight scene in before the kid tames the beast by reminding him of their 'special bond'. And then at the end the whale's eye can flash red and get people talking in the theatres. It's perfect! And the whale can have night vision!

 

[Brett Alex]

I don't know, I think revealing the whale as a robot is a good move. Then it's mainframe can be hacked by the terrorists, and we can get a good fight scene in before the kid tames the beast by reminding him of their 'special bond'. And then at the end the whale's eye can flash red and get people talking in the theatres. It's perfect! And the whale can have night vision!

You're onto something there, although maybe the kid (Segal) tries to reason with it, but realises its gone too far and has to kick its arse.

And how about there's an emotional moment where the terrorists have lost control of it and its true self begs Segal/kid to finish it, cause it knows its too great a danger if it gets hacked again. The kid reluctantly obliges, screams "WHYYYYY?!" at the heavens. Cut. Roll credits. Leaves it open for a sequel.

Thats the last 5 minutes wrapped, now you guys have got to work out the beginning 90. Remember people, work smart, not hard.

 

[Larenxis]

I love it! But it's a little heavy for the kids. We need some hero coming in at the last second to save the robot whale's life.

 

[PurpleRain]

Segal can totally pull off emotional. I like the robot idea. That case we can give a robot a voice. Good, we're keeping it! I still want Mr Murthy in the film. Kids have got to enjoy it.

Willy, after the moment he bonds with Segal, we can get him to do the emothinal thing like Shanks said, but have Willy attack the terrorists destroying them all but dying in the end of the fight.

We need a terrorist boss to.

 

[Brett Alex]

Yeah, Rain and Larenxis, I can see where working parallels here. Thats good creative synergy.
Terrorist boss... hmm... John Cusack? Alan Rickman? Pacino? Now that you mention it I heard De Niro was looking for a bad guy role. Should we go Cyber type modern terrorists, pre 9/11 terrorists or post 9/11 terrorists? Maybe Russians, its about time we had some new Russian bad guys.

 

[Copter400]

Dammit, you fools! You're ruining my artistic flair! Segal? Hannibal? You no-talent hacks make me sick!

Where's the fucking Joker, hmm? Where's Napoleon Dynamite? Get them in right now! Have the little broards from Annie come in to sing the Portal theme song!

And where the fuck's my Grande Latte?!

 

[Fire Daemon]

How about we put in some Pokemon. Pokemon Terrorists prehaps.

Wait, no, scrath that, Digi'mon Terrorists. That could work.

 

[Brett Alex]

How about we put in some Pokemon. Pokemon Terrorists prehaps.

Wait, no, scrath that, Digi'mon Terrorists. That could work.

Yeah, yeah I'm seeing that. I'm definitely seeing that. You're thinking outside the square and thats working. Ok digimon terrorists it is.

Copter, Copter my dear friend, Segal is in. End of discussion. Have you not seen him in Prince of Pistols or Half Past Dead? I didn't think so. As for the Hannibal thing, maybe we have them as a subplot to the whole whale thing. But we've gotta move the goal posts ok? We gotta hit it out of the ball park. Something revolutionary that the audience won't see coming....

So I'm thinking twin Hannibals from different timezones, only the catch is the uh, do we still travel through time in wormholes? Or are we onto portals now? Daemon, Check the net, see which is more popular. Ok, so they travel back in time somehow but there is an accident and they forget their twins, one of them works for the terrorists and one of them teams up with the kid and Willy.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

NO!NO!NO! Instead of one of them teaming up with willy, one of them should find out that they're part of an ancient prophecy, and that they must now destroy John Connor, then they figure out how to turn into the terminator! GENIUS!

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Or, what if Willy was the Terminator?

 

[Jumplion]

Whatever will happen, one thing MUST be in this movie.

A pointless sex scene! C'mon, there has to be a sex scene just for the point of having sex in the movie! Double points for alien sex scenes.