Meet The Producers

[revolverwolf]

Whatever will happen, one thing MUST be in this movie.

A pointless sex scene!

Make that two things. You need explosions!

 

[Jumplion]

Whatever will happen, one thing MUST be in this movie.

A pointless sex scene!

Make that two things. You need explosions!

Explosions during the sex scene, coordinated to each person's orgasm

"All RIIIII-" *BOOOOMMM*
"You're the BE-" *KABLOWIEE!*
"Oh crap, that's never happend befo-" *CRACKALAKA*

That would totaly be awesome.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

NO!NO!NO! Explosions, during a sex scene while an evil horde of zombies sets fires around then joins in! GENIUS!

 

[Jumplion]

NO!NO!NO! Explosions, during a sex scene while an evil horde of zombies sets fires around then joins in! GENIUS!

You dufus! There has to be some sort of love going on, how would an evil horde of zombies help the relationship grow?! God, how are we going to get the opposite sex to watch the movie if there's nothing but manly stuff there? Sure, there's a market for half the world, but what about the other half?

Besides, I'm pretty sure the thought of necrophillia would turn off some of our viewers.

God, just go and help out with the sound or something.

 

[revolverwolf]

NO!NO!NO! Explosions, during a sex scene while an evil horde of zombies sets fires around then joins in! GENIUS!

NO! Instead of zombies. NINJAS!

 

[Spartan Bannana]

NO!NO!NO! Explosions, during a sex scene while an evil horde of zombies sets fires around then joins in! GENIUS!

NO! Instead of zombies. NINJAS!

How about Zombie Ninja's? That would the best! And to cater to the female crowd how about Female Zombie Ninja's who write in diary's and fall in love

 

[Jumplion]

NO!NO!NO! Explosions, during a sex scene while an evil horde of zombies sets fires around then joins in! GENIUS!

NO! Instead of zombies. NINJAS!

BINGO!

I like the way you think, kid. Much better than taht Spartain banana guy person whatever.

 

[Jumplion]

NO!NO!NO! Explosions, during a sex scene while an evil horde of zombies sets fires around then joins in! GENIUS!

NO! Instead of zombies. NINJAS!

How about Zombie Ninja's? That would the best! And to cater to the female crowd how about Female Zombie Ninja's who write in diary's and fall in love

YES! YES! I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT!

Maybe you arn't worthless after all

 

[revolverwolf]

Wait a second! HOW HAVE WE FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE FIGHT SCENE? We must have a fight scene! No movie is complete without one!

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Wait a second! HOW HAVE WE FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE FIGHT SCENE? We must have a fight scene! No movie is complete without one!

The zombie ninjas shall fight while having sex with the explosions! And Free Willy is making the explosions, while Steven Seagal runs down a hallway for no discernible reason!

 

[Jumplion]

Wait a second! HOW HAVE WE FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE FIGHT SCENE? We must have a fight scene! No movie is complete without one!

The zombie ninjas shall fight while having sex with the explosions! And Free Willy is making the explosions, while Steven Seagal runs down a hallway for no discernible reason!

Ew, okay now this movie is just becoming vulgar ;

Though I can honestly see that scene happening.

OMG! If anyone has any Flash animation skills, you should TOTALY make these scenes! THAT. WOULD. BE. AWESOME.

 

[The Sorrow]

Zombie Ninjas? Psssh, WEAK!
Zombie Pirate Ninja Nazis! Led by Zombie Jesus!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Whatever will happen, one thing MUST be in this movie.

A pointless sex scene! C'mon, there has to be a sex scene just for the point of having sex in the movie! Double points for alien sex scenes.

Between the Whale and a Dolphin! Or would that give it porpoise?

(So going to hell...)

 

[ThePoodonkis]

What about if they were led by a Zombie-Jesus, but he was riding a T-Rex with Heat-vision?

 

[The Sorrow]

I like it! And the T-Rex would secretly be Willy's lieutenant!

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Out of Game: I would definitely go see this movie.

 

[Jumplion]

Whatever will happen, one thing MUST be in this movie.

A pointless sex scene! C'mon, there has to be a sex scene just for the point of having sex in the movie! Double points for alien sex scenes.

Between the Whale and a Dolphin! Or would that give it porpoise?

(So going to hell...)

Dolphins are cuter, thus will relate to the femefatale better. So, dolphin sex it is!

(how this movie will ever be considered for a rating I'll never know.)

 

[Larenxis]

Wait wait, so the whale is a dolphin now? Is it still a robot?

 

[Copter400]

Copter, Copter my dear friend, Segal is in. End of discussion.

*starts to twitch and froth at the mouth*

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Wait wait, so the whale is a dolphin now? Is it still a robot?

Free Willy is still a robotic whale with multiple personalities, with one of those personalities sending Zombie ninjas after Steven Seagal. It just has sex with a dolphin. That should clear it up.

Spoiler: Sad thought

It's sentences like those that make me wish we had signatures.