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I need to start doing that more during this game...OH! Do we have Steven Seagal slicing anything in half in slow-motion yet?
Johnn Johnston post=362.70056.680591 said:
I really wish I could quote "Arguing over the internet is just like participating in the olympics; Even if you win, you're still a retard" in my signature. Oh well, hopefully in the future
But how about an octopus joins in? After all, those suctions cups could be "very usefull" *MWAHAHAHA*
No, no no! A cigar lit by a BIC lighter, which he lights while drinking Bud Light, and Red Bull at the same time, while going off a cliff in a Hybrid, (To appeal to the environmentalists), and crashing down on top of a Taco bell while Willy french kisses the Chihuahua from the commercials and saying that their food is the best and to think outside the bun, then the Chihuahua dies and Willy screams:"This wouldn't have happened if he had only banked switched his car insurance to Geico and had an account at "H&R Block". GENIUS!
Alright so he's a space whale with a cigar fixation. We got product placement done. Thats good, your leveling with me, we've got a positive workflow going.
What's the score going to be? Its in space, maybe we should go for some John Williams influenced stuff... Although since Hannibals in it, do you think we could get that Q Lazurus "Goodbye Horses" song? Maybe get Buffalo Bill to do a cameo re-enactment...
No scratch that, theres no way we'll be able to get kids to see it. Scratch that all, thats a stupid idea Spartan, I don't know why I'm paying you. Just give Hans Zimmer a call.
What's the score going to be? Its in space, maybe we should go for some John Williams influenced stuff... Although since Hannibals in it, do you think we could get that Q Lazurus "Goodbye Horses" song? Maybe get Buffalo Bill to do a cameo re-enactment...
No scratch that, theres no way we'll be able to get kids to see it. Scratch that all, thats a stupid idea Spartan, I don't know why I'm paying you. Just give Hans Zimmer a call.
Well, at least I got SOME say.
Anyway, what about Willy being a Robot Whale Liberationist? And he bombs aquariums the world over?
Anyway, what about Willy being a Robot Whale Liberationist? And he bombs aquariums the world over?
C'mon people, where's the chase scene? All great cinema has to have a chase scene. If Willy and Segal are zipping around being followed by legions of these zombie pirate ninja nazis, the explosions and fights will follow naturally. And why not try to work the sex scene into the car chase scene? People have sex in cars all the time, occasionally while moving (I salute them for their efforts), but no one has ever tried that while in a chase, and especially never on film. I think it could work.
On a side note, a chase is also the perfect time for product placement.
On a side note, a chase is also the perfect time for product placement.
(Fires a gun at the roof, the room jumps.)
What the fuck are you guys on?!
Robot dinosaurs? Zombie Jesus? Digimon?! Dolphines? It's Free Willy, not some fucked up Hollywood bat-fest. Save that shit for when we do a Rugrats sequel ok?
I like Stan Lee. If we could get Marvel on board, perhaps we have a chance for getting Willy into the Advengers movie. Imagine the $$$ people!
I like the sex scene. We need more boobs, ah, side boobs. We have to keep this PG for the kiddies. Maybe Carmon Electra? It could be the boy's (Segal's) mother. We haven't made a part for her yet.
As for the Nazi-zombie-ninjas. Yes, they are in. But only for the climatic ending to fight cyber-Willy.
The terrorists (post 9-11) summon them from the loaction found by Willy's pack, though Willy escaped and was put into the zoo were he meets Segal and communicates to him the impending danger! Sgal fights terrorists for at least half an hour!
We need a British guy to be the terrorist leader. I like Timmothy Doulton. He could shag Mrs Boy's Mum and then killer her in an explosion.
What the fuck are you guys on?!
Robot dinosaurs? Zombie Jesus? Digimon?! Dolphines? It's Free Willy, not some fucked up Hollywood bat-fest. Save that shit for when we do a Rugrats sequel ok?
I like Stan Lee. If we could get Marvel on board, perhaps we have a chance for getting Willy into the Advengers movie. Imagine the $$$ people!
I like the sex scene. We need more boobs, ah, side boobs. We have to keep this PG for the kiddies. Maybe Carmon Electra? It could be the boy's (Segal's) mother. We haven't made a part for her yet.
As for the Nazi-zombie-ninjas. Yes, they are in. But only for the climatic ending to fight cyber-Willy.
The terrorists (post 9-11) summon them from the loaction found by Willy's pack, though Willy escaped and was put into the zoo were he meets Segal and communicates to him the impending danger! Sgal fights terrorists for at least half an hour!
We need a British guy to be the terrorist leader. I like Timmothy Doulton. He could shag Mrs Boy's Mum and then killer her in an explosion.
We still haven't figured out the music people, sex in cars and Timmothy Doulton is one thing but we need a good soundtrack, all we've had so far is that ridiculous idea from Spartan about Goodbye Horses. Christ that was stupid idea Spartan.
I'm thinking we go for a Goo Goo dolls tie in. That City of Angels movie wouldn't have sold half as many tickets without them, I'm guessing most of the audience only turned up cause they heard Iris in the trailer. Goo Goo Dolls, damn thats good idea. I like it. Damn I'm great. So Goo Goo Dolls will bring in the broads, but we need something the kids are into to boot home the fight scene. Am I the only one working here? C'mon guys! Think Linkin Park in Transformers or Radiohead in Romeo and Juliet. Wait, the kids are into that whole emo thing aren't they? Someone call Fallout Boy!
Oh and Rain, are we going 28 Days Later Zombies or Romero Zomibies?
I'm thinking we go for a Goo Goo dolls tie in. That City of Angels movie wouldn't have sold half as many tickets without them, I'm guessing most of the audience only turned up cause they heard Iris in the trailer. Goo Goo Dolls, damn thats good idea. I like it. Damn I'm great. So Goo Goo Dolls will bring in the broads, but we need something the kids are into to boot home the fight scene. Am I the only one working here? C'mon guys! Think Linkin Park in Transformers or Radiohead in Romeo and Juliet. Wait, the kids are into that whole emo thing aren't they? Someone call Fallout Boy!
Oh and Rain, are we going 28 Days Later Zombies or Romero Zomibies?
(Shoots Shanks in the leg)
Fallout Boy? You want me to shoot you? But I like it. The Goo Goo Dolls sounds like a funny band. That or NIN could do a soundtrack for us like they did for 300.
As for the zombies, I was imagining 28 Days Later type. Perhaps just rotting Ninja-Nazis.
Fallout Boy? You want me to shoot you? But I like it. The Goo Goo Dolls sounds like a funny band. That or NIN could do a soundtrack for us like they did for 300.
As for the zombies, I was imagining 28 Days Later type. Perhaps just rotting Ninja-Nazis.
Timothy Dalton, fools. Spell it right.
Have we yet pitched the scene where Willy flies a helicopter at a 45 degree angle down a street full of the Necro-Ninja-Nazis, slicing them up with the rotors while making one-liners based around puns? Wait, cancel that. Don't make it a street. Make it a...warehouse! With nuclear bombs in! Sometimes, I amaze myself.
Have we yet pitched the scene where Willy flies a helicopter at a 45 degree angle down a street full of the Necro-Ninja-Nazis, slicing them up with the rotors while making one-liners based around puns? Wait, cancel that. Don't make it a street. Make it a...warehouse! With nuclear bombs in! Sometimes, I amaze myself.
That's brilliant JJ! Can I call you JJ, never mind, I'll just get your name legally changed. That blew my mind! Except, nukes are old. Get with the times. Kids are into Dark Matter these days.
What the hell Rain?! What the hell?! I need that leg for thinking!
But yes, I was only suggesting Fall Out Boy cause they're what the kids are downloading, its the whole 'follow your market to the water-hole and pounce like a tiger' strategy. I'm liking the NIN idea, I'm sure Trent wouldn't mind working with the Goo Goo Dolls, someone get onto his agent. Plus, for how long have people been saying Free Willy needs a more industrial gritty sound? We could use Closer, it even references an animal [http://leoslyrics.com/listlyrics.php?hid=sTdAaBHq3Dk%3D] in it. Someone get onto Trent's agent...*eyes Rain nervously* and get me a flack jacket while your on it!
But yes, I was only suggesting Fall Out Boy cause they're what the kids are downloading, its the whole 'follow your market to the water-hole and pounce like a tiger' strategy. I'm liking the NIN idea, I'm sure Trent wouldn't mind working with the Goo Goo Dolls, someone get onto his agent. Plus, for how long have people been saying Free Willy needs a more industrial gritty sound? We could use Closer, it even references an animal [http://leoslyrics.com/listlyrics.php?hid=sTdAaBHq3Dk%3D] in it. Someone get onto Trent's agent...*eyes Rain nervously* and get me a flack jacket while your on it!
What, huh? There's still 5 bullets in the gun. (accidently fires at the roof while waving it around) 4.Armitage Shanks said:
Ok, I'll put it down. Ah, sorry 'bout your thinking leg. I haven't taken my happy pills this morning.
I like the whole 'Water-hole' stratagy though. You're a thinker. Perhaps if we buy out each band (GGD and NIN) then we fire the ones we don't like, we could make some awesome music.
We should have the Goo Goo Dolls sing Iris while Willy rides his bike down the highway with his eyes closed!Genius!
Will it be a family-friendly moment? Maybe have Willy's mum cheer him on. She will also be a robot whale.Spartan Bannana post=362.70056.682479 said:
NO!NO!NO! Willy will get hit by a car, and his family will support him while he's in a coma, then they will move on with their lives, he wakes up to find his whole life dismantled! GENIUS!
And by 'dismantled', I assume you mean someone steals his robot heart, and he goes on a quest to retrieve it so he can love again.Spartan Bannana post=362.70056.682720 said: