Message to your younger self.
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LOLOLOLOL!!!!!That Guy Who Phails said:
As for my message to myself:
"That girl that you really like, yeah that one. Get on that shit right now because she likes you back, and you're moving away!"
Either that, or:
"Don't buy Black Ops, don't play Metroid: Other M, and start yelling loudly whenever anyone says 'hey, have you heard this song by Rebecca Black?'"
Dear Past Self,
Just so you know, college is SO much better than high school. I know you're depressed and junk, but continue to muddle through somehow. You'll make good progress toward your dream, but I suggest you learn true assertiveness rather than just superficial faking it. Networking is important later and I'm too shy and lazy to do it properly. So you know, since you're me, learn how to do it properly. And get your rear in gear, get scholarships, don't live in the same house as Mom even if she lives only two blocks away. You need to learn how to be self-sufficient, you whiny little magnet! IT'S YOUR FAULT I AM TOO LAZY TO LOOK FOR A JOB!
--Your Future Self.
Just so you know, college is SO much better than high school. I know you're depressed and junk, but continue to muddle through somehow. You'll make good progress toward your dream, but I suggest you learn true assertiveness rather than just superficial faking it. Networking is important later and I'm too shy and lazy to do it properly. So you know, since you're me, learn how to do it properly. And get your rear in gear, get scholarships, don't live in the same house as Mom even if she lives only two blocks away. You need to learn how to be self-sufficient, you whiny little magnet! IT'S YOUR FAULT I AM TOO LAZY TO LOOK FOR A JOB!
--Your Future Self.
Don't get to be such a fat shit. Now I have to fix it.
Also, don't date that really crazy girl. There's two other ladies that are going to be into you at the same time you would be dating her.
Also, don't date that really crazy girl. There's two other ladies that are going to be into you at the same time you would be dating her.
"The pursuit of staying up all night isn't a good one, and 6 in the morning is not a respectable time to wake up at
enjoy being young."
enjoy being young."
to the younger me (age:5) holy fucking God start practicing soccer everyday. take care of your knees so you won't have to go through any surgery, and most importantly always be happy, nice, and keep a good sense of humor, it's why everybody loves you so much in the future 
- sincerely your future self
- sincerely your future self
I read "Massage yourself younger". Disappointed to say the least.
OT: Save more money, stop buying crap.
OT: Save more money, stop buying crap.
Freakout456 said:
Anyways, to my 12-year-old self
Hello, YOU.
You may doubt the credibility of my claims, but you better damn well pay attention.
You will be excellent in school, but do NOT let that mean you can be LAZY. That will bite you in the ass, as you will realize dumber people than you are getting recognition because of something you may not take into account: A Work Ethic.
There is something worth working for because of school, so do well and achieve great things.
Also: stay off those damn websites. you know which ones.
Sincerely, 17-year-old me.
Read this very carefully. Read this very swiftly. Read this 'Til it is engraved upon your soul forever more. This is asked of thee, self, of another Timeline.
Heed these words and obey: You will acquire Broadband eventually, afterwards you may attempt to make an account on Playstation Network, Name it well, for it's name shall be permanent. Circumstance may force you to do something else, DO NOT DELETE IT ONCE IT IS MADE! It's usefulness shall be made known to thee.
Watch as much Anime as you can, there is more to be found in there than at first glance, depending on the series, I would also have you watch an Anime by the name of 'Gurren Laggan' and take note of the characters 'Simon' and 'Kamina' Take heed of Kamina's words and learn from him, It shall aid you well.
Also, Learn how to dance. You cannot even comprehend how much it will pay off. No, I do not refer to Ballet, or Ballroom, or any such things, I do however recommended Waltz, Tango, anything romantic that requires a partner.
Lastly... Start brushing your teeth again. Seriously. Do it.
These are not my only instructions, I shall make arrangements so you and I can communicate safely and freely.
The Security Code is Contingency 41.
From the one man you trust above all others.
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So yeah, It wouldn't be a letter.... It would be a manual.
Heed these words and obey: You will acquire Broadband eventually, afterwards you may attempt to make an account on Playstation Network, Name it well, for it's name shall be permanent. Circumstance may force you to do something else, DO NOT DELETE IT ONCE IT IS MADE! It's usefulness shall be made known to thee.
Watch as much Anime as you can, there is more to be found in there than at first glance, depending on the series, I would also have you watch an Anime by the name of 'Gurren Laggan' and take note of the characters 'Simon' and 'Kamina' Take heed of Kamina's words and learn from him, It shall aid you well.
Also, Learn how to dance. You cannot even comprehend how much it will pay off. No, I do not refer to Ballet, or Ballroom, or any such things, I do however recommended Waltz, Tango, anything romantic that requires a partner.
Lastly... Start brushing your teeth again. Seriously. Do it.
These are not my only instructions, I shall make arrangements so you and I can communicate safely and freely.
The Security Code is Contingency 41.
From the one man you trust above all others.
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So yeah, It wouldn't be a letter.... It would be a manual.
Dear 8 year old Xdom,
Do not tell anybody that you like Star Wars Episode I. In fact, just stop liking it, you technically have to eventually because I currently hate it.
From, your friend in timeDoc Brown Xdom
P.S. try to avoid beng a dick to girls, it shoud pay off eventually
or
Dear 16 year old Xdom,
do not under any circumstances tell your brother that you enjoyed the first live-action transformers movie. Doing that sets off a chain of events ending with you owning a copy of Transformers:ROTF(LOL). Trust me, it will haunt your dreams.
From 18 year old Xdom
P.S. Grey's...Sports...Almanac
A Back to the Future reference is necessary because as far back as I can remember, I have kept that as my way of telling my past self to take a possibly time-traveling message seriousy.
Do not tell anybody that you like Star Wars Episode I. In fact, just stop liking it, you technically have to eventually because I currently hate it.
From, your friend in time
P.S. try to avoid beng a dick to girls, it shoud pay off eventually
or
Dear 16 year old Xdom,
do not under any circumstances tell your brother that you enjoyed the first live-action transformers movie. Doing that sets off a chain of events ending with you owning a copy of Transformers:ROTF(LOL). Trust me, it will haunt your dreams.
From 18 year old Xdom
P.S. Grey's...Sports...Almanac
A Back to the Future reference is necessary because as far back as I can remember, I have kept that as my way of telling my past self to take a possibly time-traveling message seriousy.
3-4 years ago- Don't buy that transmission, just buy a car with the money you would've spent installing it.
6 years ago- Do your homework, dumbass. Also, don't do that thing. YOU KNOW WHAT THING.
10 years ago - Meh, I got nothing.
Good for the me of yesterday, to the me at birth- Get off your lazy ass.
Yup. Go me. Or something. I dunno.
I win? Sure. Let's go with that. I WIN! w00t!
...fuck this, I'm sleeping now. 'cause I win. O rosmehting. I don't evern know anymore.
6 years ago- Do your homework, dumbass. Also, don't do that thing. YOU KNOW WHAT THING.
10 years ago - Meh, I got nothing.
Good for the me of yesterday, to the me at birth- Get off your lazy ass.
Yup. Go me. Or something. I dunno.
I win? Sure. Let's go with that. I WIN! w00t!
...fuck this, I'm sleeping now. 'cause I win. O rosmehting. I don't evern know anymore.