MetroidNutQuest 2012
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>Freddie Mercury: Be attending a high school full of bad-ass delinquents, a robot/motorcycle, and a gorilla. Have awesome theme music.
For the record, this is a real anime. It is one of the trippiest things I have ever had the bizarre pleasure of watching.
For the record, this is a real anime. It is one of the trippiest things I have ever had the bizarre pleasure of watching.
>MN: Just lie there then, as apparently the police can't reach you. If they could they would have by now.
It may feel like it's been DAYS, but that's just the BLOOD LOSS talking! You've only been lying on the ground for about 15 seconds. Why do you think that POOL OF BLOOD hasn't gotten any bigger?
It may feel like it's been DAYS, but that's just the BLOOD LOSS talking! You've only been lying on the ground for about 15 seconds. Why do you think that POOL OF BLOOD hasn't gotten any bigger?
>KT: Establish Fort Boxia in the name of King Elvis.
You establish FORT BOXIA in the name of KING ELVIS III, LORD OF ENGLAND. You are 100% certain that was the KING's name.
In honor of FORT BOXIA's official establishment, you make a cute little BRITISH FLAG! Well, okay, it's not actually the BRITISH FLAG. But you think it would make for a TOTALLY BADICAL NEW BRITISH FLAG! Someday, you assure yourself, the world will recognize your genius.
Regrettably, you do not have any BOXES with which to FORTIFY the locale!
You establish FORT BOXIA in the name of KING ELVIS III, LORD OF ENGLAND. You are 100% certain that was the KING's name.
In honor of FORT BOXIA's official establishment, you make a cute little BRITISH FLAG! Well, okay, it's not actually the BRITISH FLAG. But you think it would make for a TOTALLY BADICAL NEW BRITISH FLAG! Someday, you assure yourself, the world will recognize your genius.
Regrettably, you do not have any BOXES with which to FORTIFY the locale!
>Freddie Mercury: Be attending a high school full of bad-ass delinquents, a robot/motorcycle, and a gorilla. Have awesome theme music.
Freddie Mercury is too busy PROTECTING THE UNIVERSE with the power of ROCK 'N' ROLL, LOVE and MANGRIT!
Freddie Mercury is too busy PROTECTING THE UNIVERSE with the power of ROCK 'N' ROLL, LOVE and MANGRIT!
>MN: Rub some dirt in that wound and get back up. You feel fine now.
KT: Check to see if FRANCE has any BOXES lying around.
KT: Check to see if FRANCE has any BOXES lying around.
>MN: Rub some dirt in that wound and get back up. You feel fine now.
No can do! You're still bleeding to death. Unfortunately, other than squirm a little and dislodge some dirt, you don't think you're going to be able to do very much for a little while!
Hint, hint.
No can do! You're still bleeding to death. Unfortunately, other than squirm a little and dislodge some dirt, you don't think you're going to be able to do very much for a little while!
Hint, hint.
>KT: Check to see if FRANCE has any BOXES lying around.
FRANCE is very far away! You GUESS you could swim there, but you don't think it would be a very good idea. You'd probably be eaten by KRAKENS. They're known to patrol the NORTH ATLANTIC around this time of year.
FRANCE is very far away! You GUESS you could swim there, but you don't think it would be a very good idea. You'd probably be eaten by KRAKENS. They're known to patrol the NORTH ATLANTIC around this time of year.
>KT: Display arms/inventory.
You proudly display your ARMS, and in the process your INVENTORY! You are wielding a MASTERWORK SWORD. It is stained with the BLOOD of many CHILDREN. Or so you would like to believe.
You also possess one ROCK (your TROPHY from a GLORIOUS VICTORY over the NATIVES) and what appears to be a WATER-KIDNEY. You're not really sure how literal its name is.
You proudly display your ARMS, and in the process your INVENTORY! You are wielding a MASTERWORK SWORD. It is stained with the BLOOD of many CHILDREN. Or so you would like to believe.
You also possess one ROCK (your TROPHY from a GLORIOUS VICTORY over the NATIVES) and what appears to be a WATER-KIDNEY. You're not really sure how literal its name is.
>MN: Feel disgraced by how poorly you've done, and try to die with some dignity.
>KT: Look around for nearest LANDMARK.
>KT: Look around for nearest LANDMARK.
>KT: Use WATER KIDNEY to scan for nearby ISLAMIC CENTERS OF PEACE to ransack.
You use your WATER KIDNEY'S standard-issue RADAR ARRAY to search for ISLAMIC CENTERS OF PEACE. It informs you that the nearest one is several thousand miles away, in the IBERIAN PENINSULA. Looks like it's being burned down by some SPANIARDS, though. That'll show 'em!
You use your WATER KIDNEY'S standard-issue RADAR ARRAY to search for ISLAMIC CENTERS OF PEACE. It informs you that the nearest one is several thousand miles away, in the IBERIAN PENINSULA. Looks like it's being burned down by some SPANIARDS, though. That'll show 'em!
>KT: Ransack British flag to fill RANSACK METER so you do not implode.
You RANSACK the BRITISH FLAG.
...
You're getting lonely.
You RANSACK the BRITISH FLAG.
...
You're getting lonely.