MetroidNutQuest 2012

[MetroidNut]

>MN: Observe contents of inventory, search pant pockets for hidden treasure

Your inventory contains your SHITTY AIRSOFT REVOLVER and PRESCRIPTION AVIATOR SUNGLASSES. Your pants pocket contains a single AIRSOFT BB. You of course have nothing stored under your hat, because only a lunatic would store something valuable there.

 

[Link_to_Future]

MN: Practice shooting your SHITTY AIRSOFT REVOLVER by aiming at the conveniently window-shaped target in front of you.

 

[Technetium]

>MN: Grow some LIMBS

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

>MN: exit door and begin crazy hi-jinks

 

[MetroidNut]

>MN: Practice shooting your SHITTY AIRSOFT REVOLVER by aiming at the conveniently window-shaped target in front of you.

You can't fire your SHITTY AIRSOFT REVOLVER without loading it first, numbnuts!

 

[Technetium]

>MN: Load your SHITTY AIRSOFT REVOLVER with the single AIRSOFT BB from your POCKET

 

[SamuelT]

>MN: Check if door is unlocked

 

[Pappytech]

>MN: Hurl your MEATY FIST at the conveniently window-shaped target in front of you.

 

[MetroidNut]

>MN: Load your SHITTY AIRSOFT REVOLVER with the single AIRSOFT BB from your POCKET.

Your SHITTY AIRSOFT REVOLVER is now loaded with ONE (1) AIRSOFT BB! You attain the REPUTABLE TITLE of ARMED AND DANGEROUS.

 

[MetroidNut]

>MN: Hurl your MEATY FIST at the conveniently window-shaped target in front of you.

You throw your SHITTY AIRSOFT REVOLVER, which you have nicknamed THE MEATY FIST, out the window. Huh. Looks like it was open.

 

[Technetium]

>MN: JUMP out the conveniently window-shaped target in front of you after your SHITTY AIRSOFT REVOLVER nicknamed THE MEATY FIST loaded with 1 AIRSOFT BB. Lose the PANTS along the way.

 

[Pappytech]

>MN: Do the hope thing.

 

[CJ1145]

>MN: Give that Strider douche his sunglasses back

 

[The Night Shade]

>MN:Throw hat trough the window

 

[MetroidNut]

>MN: Give that Strider douche his sunglasses back

That's absurd! Strider is a fictional character, unlike you! You can hardly give him his sunglasses - oh. You were being sarcastic, weren't you? Alright. That's fine.

You hear an ominous "click" as your door locks itself.

Smartass.

 

[edczxcvbnm]

>MN: Wedge chair under the door knob to prevent intruders from entering

 

[Olas]

>MN: Smoothly put on glasses like Horatio Caine of CSI: Miami, say witty one liner, and then flash to intro while Roger Daltry yells "YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[MetroidNut]

>MN: Smoothly put on glasses like Horatio Caine of CSI: Miami, say witty one liner, and then flash to intro while Roger Daltry yells "YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

Your revolver is loaded, and your door...is locked.

http://mirrors.rit.edu/instantCSI/

 

[Technetium]

>MN: JUMP out the conveniently window-shaped target in front of you after your SHITTY AIRSOFT REVOLVER nicknamed THE MEATY FIST loaded with 1 AIRSOFT BB because you think you are "the man". DO NOT Lose the PANTS along the way.

 

[Pappytech]

>MN: Marvel at the miraculous technological advancement that is your self-locking door.