MetroidNutQuest 2012

[MetroidNut]

>MN: Give that Strider douche his sunglasses back

That's absurd! Strider is a fictional character, unlike you! You can hardly give him his sunglasses - oh. You were being sarcastic, weren't you? Alright. That's fine.

You hear an ominous "click" as your door locks itself.

Smartass.

 

[edczxcvbnm]

>MN: Wedge chair under the door knob to prevent intruders from entering

 

[Olas]

>MN: Smoothly put on glasses like Horatio Caine of CSI: Miami, say witty one liner, and then flash to intro while Roger Daltry yells "YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[MetroidNut]

>MN: Smoothly put on glasses like Horatio Caine of CSI: Miami, say witty one liner, and then flash to intro while Roger Daltry yells "YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

Your revolver is loaded, and your door...is locked.

http://mirrors.rit.edu/instantCSI/

 

[Technetium]

>MN: JUMP out the conveniently window-shaped target in front of you after your SHITTY AIRSOFT REVOLVER nicknamed THE MEATY FIST loaded with 1 AIRSOFT BB because you think you are "the man". DO NOT Lose the PANTS along the way.

 

[Pappytech]

>MN: Marvel at the miraculous technological advancement that is your self-locking door.

 

[MetroidNut]

>MN: JUMP out the conveniently window-shaped target in front of you after your SHITTY AIRSOFT REVOLVER nicknamed THE MEATY FIST loaded with 1 AIRSOFT BB because you think you are "the man". DO NOT Lose the PANTS along the way.

You succeed at one of these things.

 

[Robert632]

>Roll down the street, leaving your house and pants behind FOREVER.

 

[MetroidNut]

>Roll down the street, leaving your house and pants behind FOREVER.

As you attempt to roll down the street, you hear a terrifying sound - that of your LUCKY FEDORA being wrinkled. Looks like you can't roll without damaging it! You think you'll lie on the ground a while, instead.

 

[Robert632]

>Crawl across the street like a worm

 

[Technetium]

>MN: Have an epiphany*

Epiphany: Realisation of Great Truth, as defined by a West-Indian Man to Homer Simpson in "The Simpsons Movie"

 

[Pappytech]

>MN: The components are in place. Begin the ritual.

 

[MetroidNut]

>MN: Do the smart thing, and stand back up. Immediately put pants in PANT POCKET for safekeeping.

That would create a tear in the fabric of space and time!

 

[MetroidNut]

>MN: The components are in place. Begin the ritual.

You cannot begin the ritual without your SHITTY AIRSOFT REVOLVER and a DOG!

 

[Technetium]

Find DOG in your pants. Name him Weiner, as he is a SAUSAGE DOG (aka a Daschund)

 

[Pappytech]

>MN: Summon your faithful steed using your MEATY FIST as a STEED-WHISTLE. Guns can be used like that, right?

 

[MetroidNut]

>MN: Find DOG in your pants. Name him Weiner, as he is a SAUSAGE DOG (aka a Daschund).

There is no WEINER in your PANTS - oh, that was low.