MetroidNutQuest 2012
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>MN: Pick up MEATY FIST - Check surroundings.
You retrieve your MEATY FIST. Now you're one hard-boiled lug, see?
You LOOK around. You see part of a STREET, a POORLY-DRAWN SIDEWALK, and what you think is supposed to be a DRIVEWAY.
You retrieve your MEATY FIST. Now you're one hard-boiled lug, see?
You LOOK around. You see part of a STREET, a POORLY-DRAWN SIDEWALK, and what you think is supposed to be a DRIVEWAY.
>MN: Twist 180 degrees; continue to examine surroundings.
You pause for a moment to fully appreciate the breathtaking scenery.
You pause for a moment to fully appreciate the breathtaking scenery.
>MN
evote yourself to a bizarre cult of a neo-buddhist religion centered around the art of using milk to reproduce Bees for trafficking. It's a harsh reality
evote yourself to a bizarre cult of a neo-buddhist religion centered around the art of using milk to reproduce Bees for trafficking. It's a harsh reality
>MN: Be amazed no one has called the cops on the shady-looking guy jumping through windows and shaking around a firearm.
You realize that, come to think of it, the shrill, distant wail of a SIREN has been getting steadily louder and higher pitched over the last thirty seconds. And you appear to be wearing face-obscuring garb while pointing a DEUDLY FIREARM in the general direction of your NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE.
What will you do?
You realize that, come to think of it, the shrill, distant wail of a SIREN has been getting steadily louder and higher pitched over the last thirty seconds. And you appear to be wearing face-obscuring garb while pointing a DEUDLY FIREARM in the general direction of your NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE.
What will you do?
>MNevote yourself to a bizarre cult of a neo-buddhist religion centered around the art of using milk to reproduce Bees for trafficking. It's a harsh reality.
Not the bees!
evote yourself to a bizarre cult of a neo-buddhist religion centered around the art of using milk to reproduce Bees for trafficking. It's a harsh reality.
Not the bees!
>MN: Seems you're out of time. Quick, adjust glasses so they don't sit crooked on your face and get back inside.
Your AVIATORS aren't crooked, your MOUTH is! You hurry back inside your HOUSE regardless. You are now in the ENTRYWAY. From here, you have a veritable plethora of options! You can go to the DINING ROOM, the KITCHEN, the LIVING ROOM, or even up the STAIRS! You could even do something useful instead!
Your AVIATORS aren't crooked, your MOUTH is! You hurry back inside your HOUSE regardless. You are now in the ENTRYWAY. From here, you have a veritable plethora of options! You can go to the DINING ROOM, the KITCHEN, the LIVING ROOM, or even up the STAIRS! You could even do something useful instead!
>MN: Travel to an alternate Dimension. It looks exactly the same.
You do so. In this hellish realm, you discover to your shock that you are in fact TIME-TRAVELING at a speed of 1 SECOND PER SECOND.
You do so. In this hellish realm, you discover to your shock that you are in fact TIME-TRAVELING at a speed of 1 SECOND PER SECOND.