Michael Bay Assembling Zombies vs. Robots Movie

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Casual Shinji

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Can't we just have Robots and Zombies vs. Micheal Bay?

That's a movie I'd pay to see.
 

The Paradigm

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJaNNYDL_Eo
Reminds me of this song. Hopefully it will be as awesome.
 

J3llo

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Michael.... if you fuck this up, i am gonna cut your hands and your tung to make sure you will never make another movie again.
 

Space Jawa

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Firoth said:
My question is: What's the point of protecting ONE human? She can't repopulate the Earth on her own and even if there was a male and female, all the inbreeding would result in a less than spectacular human race.
I was wondering that, too, but then I thought "Who cares. It's pretty much just an excuse to have robots and zombies fight each other anyway."

In other words, it's an excuse plot. Don't think about it too much, just sit back and enjoy the insanity.
 

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"Bay is most recently known for his work on the latest Transformers movies, so he has plenty of experience with robots. He's also produced horror films like the Nightmare on Elm Street remake, giving him a leg up on dealing with the creepiness of creatures like zombies."

This OP talks about these movies as if they were a credit to Bay. They were all some of the worst over hyped tripe I've seen since the Dick Tracey movie.
 

C95J

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Robots vs. Zombies???

Yeah I'm gonna have to say that Robots will be the victor in this battle, no questions asked.
 

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Tom Goldman said:
No matter how you feel about Bay, I don't think this is a property that can be mishandled. Unless they also try to throw some ninjas, monkeys, and pirates in there. That'd just be too much.
Don't forget pandas.
I would like to ask you a question (no not that one). What is the point of protecting the last remaining human? I mean unless there is a sperm bank with some remaining stock. Even then the process will have to be repeated and there will probably be incest.
 

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it's zombies fighting robots. if it takes place in America, it's the movie custom made for Michael Bay. this is TOTALLY his thing, no way he can fuck up
 

redisforever

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I only watch his movies because I like explosions, and that's only because ILM usually makes them.
 

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Pinch me. Did someone actually just try to use the words "intelligent and involved" to describe a movie that Michael Fucking Bay is going to be involved with??? Don't think so somehow...
 

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Kopikatsu said:
I don't understand. If they're INTELLIGENT zombies, why make them zombies at all?

Well, the only reason Michael Bay let them be intelligent was so that they could have the smarts to set up ambushes. How? WITH LOTS OF EXPLOSIVES! How will the robots fight back? EXPLOSIVES!

BOOM, MICHAEL BAY! BOOM!
There Evolved Zombies, so it will be some time after first infection I'm guessing.. Like Land of the Dead stage of infection but MUCH later? That is, if it IS an infection, Could be voodoo or something? (Haven't seen the original source :()
 

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Bay's just working his way to this
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Anyway, yeah. As soon as I say Michael Bay I just stopped reading and lost hope.

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The Paradigm said:
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Reminds me of this song. Hopefully it will be as awesome.
If that song isnt in the movie they've missed all chance.

.... Then agian, I was someone who said that the Lovely Bones was a failure on the sole reason that it didnt have the song Them Bones by Alice in Chains.
 

008Zulu_v1legacy

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Despite there being only 1 human left alive, Bay will find some way of making it all about the glory of the US army.
 

MR.Spartacus

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Sounds interesting but, Michael Bay is the producer? Yeah saying his name is connected to a movie, well you as well just shout "Free VD with every ticket!"

Tom Goldman said:
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Bay is most recently known for his work on the latest Transformers movies, so he has plenty of experience with robots. He's also produced horror films like the Nightmare on Elm Street remake, giving him a leg up on dealing with the creepiness of creatures like zombies.
A leg up on taking a premise that should be impossible to screw up, but still making it nigh unwatchable.
 

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Transformers didn't really sound like something you could mishandle either. Giant transforming robots kicking ass, what could go wrong?

... and then he spends most of the film focusing on human stock characters who don't even deviate from the mold of their archetype in even cosmetic ways, making it basically a re-release of a bad coming of age movie with robots added in digitally.
 

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I don't know why, but the title made me think of Camula's duel with Crowler and Zane.

>> Machines vs Zombies. (Vampires are under the Zombie archtype in YGO)