Michael Bay Assembling Zombies vs. Robots Movie
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The thing about Transformers is that it has a plot and back story. It has things you can get wrong. This might not end up being terrible, even with intelligent zombies. 28 Days Later has super zombies, we've seen the concept work before. MB making Transformers was like asking someone to sculpt glass with a chainsaw, but this idea is more resilient, so I'm not counting it out yet.Arcane Azmadi said:
I'm not saying that this is going to be the best film ever, just that there's not much you can actually get wrong with the set pieces. There's a lot of room for interpretation for the zombies and the robots, so I'm not convinced that the zombies with perfect SAT scores will ruin this movie. Whether you enjoy it or not will depend on the (presumable) action that will take place.
Someone did, way before I did. It was just spoiled, and I didnt see it when I posted mine. But meh, no harm in posting it agian.GonzoGamer said:
See Also: Xombie http://www.xombified.com The one good zombie in it protecting a little girl, is intelligent and self-aware, so it has been done before.aashell13 said:
This movie would require the subtlety of a wrecking ball in slow motion. Micheal bay seems a natural choice.
This sounds amazing, thats all i can say, i dont give a shit that Michael Bay is involved because I actually kinda liked Transformers. I just love how a lot of people who would otherwise love this idea, suddenly think its going to be shit because Bay is one of the multiple producers
Yes, Michael-Freaking-Bay will direct a movie titled "Zombies vs. Robots," nothing can go wrong-
The last human on Earth will be played by Robert Patterson who finds himself strangely attracted to a rogue zombie played by Megan Fox. Patterson befriends two particular robots, voiced by Dane Cook and Owen Wilson, who are ambiguously gay rappers ostensibly representing a mix of three (3!!!) different ethnic backgrounds handled with the sensitivity of a fine china tossed in a blender during a hurricane. The zombies, digital renditions of the Thriller backup dancers, are led by a steadfast leader played by Nicholas Cage. Hybrid zombie-robots appear near the end of the second act headed by a mutant (Channing Tatum) who is only distinguishable by his fuzzy dice loincloth and proclivity for dance-offs against the Thriller zombie backup dancers. The third act begins with a (TM) Michael Bay *BANG!!!* as a giant musical number by Justin Beiber sounds off the clash of the battling factions-
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Somebody needs to revoke that guys license to touch anything for a while after the atrocity that was two giant wrecking balls in Transformers 2...
The last human on Earth will be played by Robert Patterson who finds himself strangely attracted to a rogue zombie played by Megan Fox. Patterson befriends two particular robots, voiced by Dane Cook and Owen Wilson, who are ambiguously gay rappers ostensibly representing a mix of three (3!!!) different ethnic backgrounds handled with the sensitivity of a fine china tossed in a blender during a hurricane. The zombies, digital renditions of the Thriller backup dancers, are led by a steadfast leader played by Nicholas Cage. Hybrid zombie-robots appear near the end of the second act headed by a mutant (Channing Tatum) who is only distinguishable by his fuzzy dice loincloth and proclivity for dance-offs against the Thriller zombie backup dancers. The third act begins with a (TM) Michael Bay *BANG!!!* as a giant musical number by Justin Beiber sounds off the clash of the battling factions-
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Somebody needs to revoke that guys license to touch anything for a while after the atrocity that was two giant wrecking balls in Transformers 2...
[quote="Tom Goldman" post="7.266611.10169704"The zombies in the film will be "intelligent and evolved"[/quote]
Doesn't that go against the whole concept of Zombies? They're supposed to be brainless, slavering monsters that are slaves to the feeding instinct, and mindlessly devour everything alive.
Besides, with rotting brains, how can they be intelligent? >_>
Doesn't that go against the whole concept of Zombies? They're supposed to be brainless, slavering monsters that are slaves to the feeding instinct, and mindlessly devour everything alive.
Besides, with rotting brains, how can they be intelligent? >_>
I bet itll have Exploding Zombies and Brain Eating Robots has a twist....
Well it is Michael Bay, the man who destroyed my terror movie, Night in Elm Street, and keeps making awfull transformers movies...
people seem to like those... those people have no taste or opinion...
Well it is Michael Bay, the man who destroyed my terror movie, Night in Elm Street, and keeps making awfull transformers movies...
people seem to like those... those people have no taste or opinion...
How does that work when the girl is the last one alive? doesnt that defeat alot of the point of the plot?Ranorak said: