See Also: Xombie http://www.xombified.com The one good zombie in it protecting a little girl, is intelligent and self-aware, so it has been done before.aashell13 said:
Michael Bay Assembling Zombies vs. Robots Movie
- Thread starter Tom Goldman
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This movie would require the subtlety of a wrecking ball in slow motion. Micheal bay seems a natural choice.
This sounds amazing, thats all i can say, i dont give a shit that Michael Bay is involved because I actually kinda liked Transformers. I just love how a lot of people who would otherwise love this idea, suddenly think its going to be shit because Bay is one of the multiple producers
Yes, Michael-Freaking-Bay will direct a movie titled "Zombies vs. Robots," nothing can go wrong-
The last human on Earth will be played by Robert Patterson who finds himself strangely attracted to a rogue zombie played by Megan Fox. Patterson befriends two particular robots, voiced by Dane Cook and Owen Wilson, who are ambiguously gay rappers ostensibly representing a mix of three (3!!!) different ethnic backgrounds handled with the sensitivity of a fine china tossed in a blender during a hurricane. The zombies, digital renditions of the Thriller backup dancers, are led by a steadfast leader played by Nicholas Cage. Hybrid zombie-robots appear near the end of the second act headed by a mutant (Channing Tatum) who is only distinguishable by his fuzzy dice loincloth and proclivity for dance-offs against the Thriller zombie backup dancers. The third act begins with a (TM) Michael Bay *BANG!!!* as a giant musical number by Justin Beiber sounds off the clash of the battling factions-
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Somebody needs to revoke that guys license to touch anything for a while after the atrocity that was two giant wrecking balls in Transformers 2...
The last human on Earth will be played by Robert Patterson who finds himself strangely attracted to a rogue zombie played by Megan Fox. Patterson befriends two particular robots, voiced by Dane Cook and Owen Wilson, who are ambiguously gay rappers ostensibly representing a mix of three (3!!!) different ethnic backgrounds handled with the sensitivity of a fine china tossed in a blender during a hurricane. The zombies, digital renditions of the Thriller backup dancers, are led by a steadfast leader played by Nicholas Cage. Hybrid zombie-robots appear near the end of the second act headed by a mutant (Channing Tatum) who is only distinguishable by his fuzzy dice loincloth and proclivity for dance-offs against the Thriller zombie backup dancers. The third act begins with a (TM) Michael Bay *BANG!!!* as a giant musical number by Justin Beiber sounds off the clash of the battling factions-
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Somebody needs to revoke that guys license to touch anything for a while after the atrocity that was two giant wrecking balls in Transformers 2...
[quote="Tom Goldman" post="7.266611.10169704"The zombies in the film will be "intelligent and evolved"[/quote]
Doesn't that go against the whole concept of Zombies? They're supposed to be brainless, slavering monsters that are slaves to the feeding instinct, and mindlessly devour everything alive.
Besides, with rotting brains, how can they be intelligent? >_>
Doesn't that go against the whole concept of Zombies? They're supposed to be brainless, slavering monsters that are slaves to the feeding instinct, and mindlessly devour everything alive.
Besides, with rotting brains, how can they be intelligent? >_>
I bet itll have Exploding Zombies and Brain Eating Robots has a twist....
Well it is Michael Bay, the man who destroyed my terror movie, Night in Elm Street, and keeps making awfull transformers movies...
people seem to like those... those people have no taste or opinion...
Well it is Michael Bay, the man who destroyed my terror movie, Night in Elm Street, and keeps making awfull transformers movies...
people seem to like those... those people have no taste or opinion...
How does that work when the girl is the last one alive? doesnt that defeat alot of the point of the plot?Ranorak said:
AWESOME HIGH-5 Back at yaTheYellowCellPhone said:
That sounds so mindlessly entertaining, I'd totally watch it.
I think you meant which is more AWESOME.VGC USpartan VS said:
Well, the ball is in your court, Mr. Bay. I was baffled at how you fucked up Pearl Harbor being attacked and giant robots, but this is a true test of your ruining abilities.
Thanks, I needed that.randommaster said:
Not happy about this possible director, I did like the comic though, so if Mr. Bay can hold off on the explosions long enough to fit in that "I loose more hats in zombie town" scene, I think I can be pretty forgiving.
And also after the credits add a hook for it's sequel: Zombies vs. Robots vs. Amazons
(I'm not making that up)