Microdamus has seen the Future...
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Will there be any developments in the world of cheese manufacture pretty soon?
Will there be some kind of dairy revoloution?
THESE ARE THE THINGS THE PEOPLE MUST KNOW.
Will there be some kind of dairy revoloution?
THESE ARE THE THINGS THE PEOPLE MUST KNOW.
*Ahem*
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Anyhow, Your predictions. They're not coming around in 2012, are they? Just curious.
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Anyhow, Your predictions. They're not coming around in 2012, are they? Just curious.
Cheese manufacture... Dairy revolution... Microdamus is having difficulty getting any visions with clarity.sneak_copter said:
One of the stool shall come before him, the Great Destructor. The squeezer, greater though more taciturn, shall decide the final fate of gaming. The power of all sworn to oppose stands before, behind, and all around.
It is so, for the greatest of all games shall be revealed in the most perfect dark of the final hour of the Mass Respawning. All will cower equally before its might, though the Great Destructor will use all his power to stop its creation. Microdamus has seen this vision many times.Lancer723 said:
The Dalek 64 Entertainment System shall indeed reach great heights in London, though it shall quickly be surpassed by The Awesomely Rad Digital Infotainment System. It is clouded, which shall be the final system of gaming.Gerazzi said:
Your open arms are a hearty greeting, ringing of truth, for Micodamus has come here for just such a reason. Members of the Escapist shall form the backbone of the mightiest of tribes that opposes the Great Destructor. This is indeed the safest place on the internet, for there are many who seek truth.ThePoodonkis said:
The timing of Microdamus' visions is uncertain, for his visions are not recorded with a timestamp. Microdamus can only reconstruct time from familiar context, and most clocks have disappeared from society in the time of the visions.
Microdamus, I have long believed that gaming will never fully take off as a popular artistic medium until the controller is replaced with a tub of luke warm porridge oats that respond to mild bellowing as this accurately recreates the conditions in the womb. Will this idea be developed in the future?
Nintendo are keen to tell everyone about their blue ocean strategy for launching new products. Will Microsoft defeat this strategy by buying all of the worlds oceans and replacing the water with poison as my Linux using friend Garry has told me?
Nintendo are keen to tell everyone about their blue ocean strategy for launching new products. Will Microsoft defeat this strategy by buying all of the worlds oceans and replacing the water with poison as my Linux using friend Garry has told me?
Microsoft will pioneer the luke warm porridge oats controller, and in a desperate marketing gimmick, fill the entirety of Lake Ontario in demonstration of the marvelous technology. The local fish will become fat, and environmentalist groups will thereafter apply the nickname of Lake Obesity. Due to its strategic location, Gananoque will become the new headquarters for Nintendo's hardware development team. Their inspirational new sensor, Cream O Mustache, will be well received despite its major flaw - Native Americans cannot grow mustaches. The prospect of playing a Mario game using only a mustache will overshadow the outcry against the device.More Fun To Compute said:
Sony will pick up the slack with its regional hardware marketing - an ingenious controller that only requires one finger to play. However, the controller is so expensive and complicated to install that few can afford the visit to the doctor to have it installed anally. After a public apology, Microsoft will pay for very expensive liposuction procedures on all the fish. It is a cover up for an even more nefarious scheme to replace all the blood of the fish with a delightful lemon-butter bechamel sauce. Microsoft will later become a world leader in fish mongering.
Oh great Microdamus, I beseech you: will there ever be a Mario / Zelda crossover that isn't a fighting game?
Captain Planet? Hahaha. Let's hope Hideo Kojima doesn't get his hands on it, or we'll all have to play as Ma-Ti:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JeLcP7Xa5o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JeLcP7Xa5o
Nintendo will buy the rights to the engine used by Naruto:Ultimate Ninja. The physics engine and graphics in the subsequent Smash Bros. game will exceed current standards, but the Quicktime events will be too much for most to bear. Microdamus has seen a grave threat to the Smash Bros. franchise as Naruto fanboys will swarm to the game for an unlockable, heavily unbalanced Sasuke character. Online play will cease for three weeks, and whining shall consume the Nintendo forums.sirbryghtside said:
The creature known as Sonic the Hedgehog is not the last of his species. Licenses to hunt the creatures will be available in the fourth age of iPhone, but few will claim trophies and the meat will taste horrible. Illegal poaching in the Middle East will finally keep the wild population under control, though some kept as pets will ultimately escape. Jewelers will be most at risk, calling for an end to the menace once and for all. Environmentalist groups will remain silent to the senseless slaughter of the animals, as they too were deeply hurt by Sonic Unleashed.Susan Arendt said:
Mario and Link will join forces in the generation beyond Wii. The style of gameplay will set a new standard in cooperative same-screen multiplayer gaming, and will feature compelling dialogue unheard of in the "buddy cop" genre. "Link and Mario: Shooting Stars" will become a Nintendo headliner, producing a sequel in every console generation to follow.CaptainCrunch said:
If this thread does not impress you, why do you impress your negative ideal on others? The mysteries of the universe await you. Do not push them away.GuNsLiNgEr X said:
Your banana pleases Microdamus, but such offerings do not change the future to your whim. The Three shall indeed become One, when they are bought by a leading pet food company. Though it marks the end of the Great Console War, the oppression of the Purina Catbox 9000 will last through the seventh age of iPhone.Ollie596 said:Oh Microdamus I offer you a sacrifice of a banana
Tell me will Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo ever join forces to create the ultimate console?
Or will the Human race be doomed to buy more then one console?
O Great Microdamus, will the world ever see the glory that is Star Trek: Redshirt: The video game?
O Microdamus, great and wise in your knowledge, mysterious in your ways, please, impart your wisdom upon me:
Is it true that Rock Band is merely a ruse to teach all gamers how to play actual musical instruments? If not, then what diabolical scheme does Harmonix have planned?
Is it true that Rock Band is merely a ruse to teach all gamers how to play actual musical instruments? If not, then what diabolical scheme does Harmonix have planned?
