Microsoft Applied to Patent TV Achievements

[Vegosiux]

One of these days I'm going to just spontaneously combust.

Seriously, the singularity can't come soon enough, and I'll be opting to seclude myself to some cave somewhere when it does instead.

 

[Daedrin]

Doesn't GetGlue already do this in a way?

 

[bladester1]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

I don't want people that come up with theses ideas to be living on this planet anymore...

 

[PoolCleaningRobot]

Is it just me, or are the ideas in this thread actually making this sound kind of fun?

Watch Basic Instinct with your grandma for 50gp

Somebody out there is saying "Challenge accepted"

 

[Bad Jim]

Achievement unlocked: Internet Phenomenon - 10,000 G
- For teenage girls who change their clothes in front of the Kinect camera.

 

[Yopaz]

We don't possess the rights to any of our genes. It's a strange world. What I want to know is it piracy to reproduce since we make duplicates of genes without the company's permission?

Do you know how much money genetics company loses every year from piracy?
Where's SOPA for genetics?
It's especially bad when you realize your cells illegally make copies of them selves every day or so.

Yeah, living organisms and viruses are so entitled. Just because we have the ability to replicate, transcribe and transfer we immediately assume we have the right to do so. Down with piracy, I say!

 

[Jmp_man]

AH HA! I knew it!

"Xbox One's all new achievements system has richer detail and spans across your games and EXPERIENCES, which means achievements are no longer confined to a single game."

- Xbox.com

Note "experiences" not only "games", and what do we remember to be the biggest part of the Xbox One launch?

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-05-21-gamerscores-and-achievements-carry-over-from-xbox-360-to-xbox-one

 

[ThePS1Fan]

Soon Microsoft will have achievements you buy. No game involved, you just give them money and a little congratulatory message pops us for a few seconds.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Spielberg'd
Watch the live premier of the new Halo TV Show, using your Xbox 1!
+200 Points

OT: Yeah, this is another dumb idea.

 

[vid87]

I remember when my library did this with reading - if we read enough of books, we got free pizza. Why in God's name hasn't Nook/Kindle jumped on this yet? (If they have, someone please, please tell me).

 

[RicoADF]

Is there anyway getting any of these "achievements" would not just be considered sad? I mean you get them for simply having your TV turned on (unless they use the Kinect to check if you're watching and them we're on a whole new level of stupid).

Now I am actually kind curious about how they'd make this system.

Its a pethetic idea and anyone who would chase after them serioisly need to look at their life.... the idea is just wrong in every way

 

[LynxParadox]

I wanted to get a game system, they gave me another cable box...I already have cox to provide my TV...

 

[Quellist]

What a load of bollocks! Every time I think I couldn't possibly be less desirous of an Xbone somehow M$ manages somehow to make it even less appealing