Microsoft, thanks for everything you've done with Windows, for giving us all a good platform to compute on...
..but, you guys need to stop trying to muscle in on already conquered territory. It's embarrassing. You can't compete with Google, you can't compete with Adobe Flash, you can't compete with anything that's been a staple for so long.
Be more creative. I can think of 100 different things, better things of which I could spend FIVE POINT 5 BILLION DOLLARS, YOU GREEDY BASTARDS. Please, make it stop.