Miscellany

[Kogarian]

What kind of hand lotion do you guys prefer?

 

[Skeleon]

False, black bear.

Actually, the ice bear is the most awesome of all!

What kind of hand lotion do you guys prefer?

I use solid soap, no lotion/liquid soap.

 

[irishstormtrooper]

How do you think that people found out that potatoes explode in microwaves? Did someone just say to his scientific buddies, "Hey! Let's put a potato in a microwave and see what happens!"?

 

[ThaBenMan]

Random idea:

They should send prisoners to an island and force them into a Battle Royale (like the book/film), then the survivor is chucked into a prison.

It would cut costs of the prison system and there would be a lot less criminals in the world.
Plus, we would have some great TV

I approve. There should be a cut-off, though - say, only the murderers and rapists.

Thanks to those who've shown their support. So far the doctors are pretty sure it's an infection, but she's staying in overnight so they can keep an eye on her. So nothing to worry about really.

Glad she's gonna be ok

 

[Skeleon]

I approve. There should be a cut-off, though - say, only the murderers and rapists.

And child molesters, they'd go down quickly.

 

[EeveeElectro]

My mum's just gone into hospital and it's worrying me. The only thing is I'll have to wait hours until Dad gets back and I won't know anything else until then.

My mum was taken into hospital a while ago with a lung infection and school decided not to tell me, despite my sister ringing them and telling them to inform me.
I hope your mum gets better soon, no need to worry, mums always bounce back

 

[ThreeWords]

Question: Which kind of bear is best?

Why, the best one, obviously

 

[Davey Woo]

Why is it that people get so pissed off at people who don't use the search tool. I mean if you find a thread that's the same or similar to one you posted in a while ago, why not just leave it, either that or post the same thing again.

 

[C0RV4L0U5]

Random thoughts at the moment... Why the fuck do sticks exist? Seriously, why??

To hit you in an extremly painful part of your body when you least expect it, usualy an eye. O and to provide building material for swords and spears as a kid.

EDIT: where the hell do quotes start/stop

 

[Fairee]

Random thoughts at the moment... Why the fuck do sticks exist? Seriously, why??

To hit you in an extremly painful part of your body when you least expect it, usualy an eye. O and to provide building material for swords and spears as a kid.

EDIT: where the hell do quotes start/stop

Ok, a quote starts with the

and then finishes with

but with a / after the first bracket. So if you remove the

from your post, it will make more sense.

 

[Berethond]

My mum's just gone into hospital and it's worrying me. The only thing is I'll have to wait hours until Dad gets back and I won't know anything else until then.

My mum was taken into hospital a while ago with a lung infection and school decided not to tell me, despite my sister ringing them and telling them to inform me.
I hope your mum gets better soon, no need to worry, mums always bounce back

Schools are evil.

 

[RobbPWNS]

Oh my god!

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

Mac > PC

False.

PC>Mac.

Why my friend I believe you are mistaken for Mac > PC

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Triva: witch finger does altiar from assassin's creed have missing from his right hand.

Middle?
Question: Which kind of bear is best?

A grizzley bear.

False, black bear

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

 

[ThaBenMan]

Triva: witch finger does altiar from assassin's creed have missing from his right hand.

Middle?
Question: Which kind of bear is best?

A grizzley bear.

False, black bear

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Tigers. Broccoli. Firefly.

Does anyone ever think that they might have latent psychic abilities? I think I may have a tiny bit of psychic power, but it's not practical in any way. For instance, on wednesday, this random phrase kept going through my mind all day at work: "Dokapon Journey" (it's a game, I guess, that I must've heard of somewhere). Then, when I got home, I looked at the new Penny Arcade comic, and it was about Dokapon Journey! I know nothing about this game, may have heard about it briefly once somewhere, but it just dominated my thoughts that day, and I couldn't even remember what it was exactly at the time. So I was rather shocked when it was the subject of the comic. And this sort of thing happens rather frequently - I'll be thinking of a certain song or episode of a tv show, and then later that day it'll be on the radio or tv!

 

[ThaBenMan]

I just read a pretty funny little thing in one of the volumes of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader (great books, btw) - a guy was being tried for robbing a bank, but a mistrial was declared because the judge thought his name might have adversely affected the jury's decision. His name? Rob Banks. He was retried under an alias...

I like to think that alias was something like "Innocent McNotGuilty"

 

[Clashero]

Why is it that when schizophrenic or other insane people "hear voices in their heads", it's always teling them to shoot everyone in sight, or to set something on fire.
I think madness could really evolve if the voices in their heads could tell them something like "Do your laundry, go to work, and go visit your parents already."

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

How much alcohol would I have to consume to actually reverse it all to make myself sober, realising I am actually alittle inebriated, I realise this is a stupid idea. Also, How stoned would I need to be to float away like Roger the Alien does on American Dad?

Plus how many ninjas would it take to kill Chuck Norris?

1) a million shots of whiskey.
2) Very!
3) Impossible.

random thought: What was the name of that weird doll maker guy from LoK: Blood Omen?
And what the fuck did his parents look like?

 

[scotth266]

Mmmmm Fudge Ripple ice cream. That stuff is good.

I would like to ask: does anyone else think that glass-bottle Coca-Colas are better than the plastic bottle ones?

EDIT: As a response to the sandwich question: Have the meat sandwich be tied together with bacon for support.

 

[JC175]

Why is it that when schizophrenic or other insane people "hear voices in their heads", it's always teling them to shoot everyone in sight, or to set something on fire.
I think madness could really evolve if the voices in their heads could tell them something like "Do your laundry, go to work, and go visit your parents already."

I'm sure it does, many people suffer from very mild cases of schizophrenia or autism without realising it. I'm pretty sure a cataylst for realising you have a mental illness are voices telling you to set things alight.