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blankedboy

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mr. cool said:
PoisonUnagi said:
That I'm male.
That I live in Australia.
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Wait, you dont/are not?

EDIT: your info about you on your profile is changed and your picture of you is gone...

*whispers*who are you...


OT: i could go on for hours, but I just link to cracked and they can tell it for me :p

http://www.cracked.com/
It is changed. That is true.
 

Zero_ctrl

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Pargencia said:
"So, where do you live, Pargencia?"
"I live in NY."
"Oh, what's it like there? Have you been to the Statue of Liberty? Is everyone in the Big Apple as mean as they say? What's the craziest thing you've seen on the busy streets? Do you walk to work, since it must be hell to drive in the streets? Is the rent REALLY too damn high, or is Jimmy McMillon just a crazy looking black Colonel Sanders talking out of his ass?"

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"You do know there is an entire STATE above that godforsaken city with the same name, right?"
Just say New York state and correct them before they ask if you live in the city.
For God's sake, I live in Western Nebraska. Most people don't even know where it is, and if they do it's: "So you guys ride horses to school, right?"
Nebraska, despite being the Cornhusker State, doesn't even produce the most corn in the USA. Nope, that award goes to Iowa [http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_state_produces_the_most_corn_annually]
 

Hagi

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Phlakes said:
THAT "DEFINITELY" IS SPELLED "DEFIANTLY". Does that look like it's pronounced "deh-fi-nit-lee"? No, it definitely doesn't.

...Anyway... No, I don't have anything better.

I remember this from one of my favorite sites, and it in no way reflects my own views, but it's quite helpful-

If you put an "a" in "definitely", you're definitely an asshole.

EDIT: ...Last word ninjad?
I'll defiantly keep calling it "defiantly" though. Interpret that as you will.
 

Hagi

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Mimsofthedawg said:
What I hate is that there are actual, scientific articles who either try to substatiate the claim of 10% of our brains being used or use that "fact" in some part of their research. I've seen topics ranging from psychology to health and exercise fitness that use this "fact" to explain why certain tasks are good for you or bad for you (if you do THIS you'll be capable of using 12% of your brain, which is like doubling the time you typically study!). Yea, no. we use more like 98-99% of our brain. Even when we're sleeping, our brain is incredibly active - arguably more so than when we're awake, as it has to process EVERYTHING that occurred the day before and heal itself.

I think the myth came from a real fact, though. That fact is higher brain function comes from roughly ten percent of our brains. But the idea that at any one time our brain is essentially "off" is completely false.
If anyone says that I'll just suggest to them that I know this doctor who's able to cut away that unused 90% in order to save oxygen and nutrition. That usually shuts them up.
 

Taekro

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I hate it:
when people assume that if you speak portuguese, you're from Brasil. Never mind all those other portuguese-speaking countries, like PORTUGAL!

when you tell people think you're x,y or z religion just because you made the "initiation ritual" (like Catholic's baptism...), even if you don't believe or profess any of their beliefs...

when people assume that just because I'm a gamer, I want and will only talk about games. Like we somehow can have only one interest in life.
 

ShindoL Shill

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OrenjiJusu said:
The misconception that all americans have less IQ than a used yoghurt and that all british people are incredibly upper class and only drink tea and eat scones.
going further on your brit one, that all scots are alcoholics who wreck shit and all live in council houses and dont work at all thanks to benefits.
thats 90% of glasgow, not 90% of scotland.

Miles000 said:
That Australians ride kangaroos...

No joke. There are people that actually believe that...

We really ride emus XD
riding an emu sounds fun, is physically possible, and very fast. not 100% environmentally conscious because youre sitting on an emu but still... why do you not do that!?

also, your profile pic explains a lot about those consecutive parties: "if youre always drunk, you dont have a hangover"
 

Thespian

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Evolutionary theory = The theory that everything happened by chance.

It's just not fucking true and heralds for the ID theory constantly quip this.
"It's so unlikely that it'd happen all by chance,"
"How could we just randomly appear?"
"Why does a banana fit into our hand so well?"

Makes me angry. Chance has nothing to do with Evolution.
 

blankedboy

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mr. cool said:
PoisonUnagi said:
mr. cool said:
PoisonUnagi said:
That I'm male.
That I live in Australia.
.-.
Wait, you dont/are not?

EDIT: your info about you on your profile is changed and your picture of you is gone...

*whispers*who are you...


OT: i could go on for hours, but I just link to cracked and they can tell it for me :p

http://www.cracked.com/
It is changed. That is true.
Sooooo...

You have moved to New Zealand and turned into a girl all of the sudden?
No, I've always been in NZ. I've been transgender as of a month or so ago, too.
 

Araksardet

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"Glass is a high-viscosity fluid"

There are others I hate worse, but I didn't see them on the first page, so this one deserve a mention, as does everything else here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_misconceptions
 

TelHybrid

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I'm sick of the whole sexist attitude of "all men are the same", apparently just because I have a penis, I'm a lying cheating scumbag who has no respect for women. The best part is it's a double standard, as it's culturally acceptable for this kind of attitude to be openly put forth. If a man however were to generalise women, and openly admit they view all women as a negative stereotype, that wouldn't be accepted so easily.

Which brings me to my next point, post modern feminists. Back when feminism first started, feminists were actually fighting for something. Modern day feminists are purely supremacists. Nothing more.

On an unrelated note, I'm also sick of a high number of people assuming that all epileptic people are sensitive to flashing/strobe lights. That is actually one of the least common triggers for an epileptic seizure. Kind of a personal gripe, I'm epileptic and I get tired of the whole "are you sure you can watch that show? play that game? go to that nightclub?"
 

Miles000

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TrilbyWill said:
Miles000 said:
That Australians ride kangaroos...

No joke. There are people that actually believe that...

We really ride emus XD
riding an emu sounds fun, is physically possible, and very fast. not 100% environmentally conscious because youre sitting on an emu but still... why do you not do that!?

also, your profile pic explains a lot about those consecutive parties: "if youre always drunk, you dont have a hangover"
Some self righteous bastards decided it was against the law to ride emus :(
I say it's stupid. Think of the tourism it would bring XD

And that's the plan. Sobriety sucks!
 

standokan

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The song is named Johny B. Good not Johny be good!

Also, Saruman and Sauron are not the same "person"!
 

Araksardet

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TelHybrid said:
Which brings me to my next point, post modern feminists. Back when feminism first started, feminists were actually fighting for something. Modern day feminists are purely supremacists. Nothing more.
There is a difference between *postmodern* whackos like Judith Butler who have wet dreams about Foucault, Derrida and Lacan, and *modern* feminists like Martha Nussbaum who have important things to say about issues that (yes) still exist. Off the top of my head, pop culture is saturated with misogyny, reproductive rights are still unequal, sex trafficking is a serious problem in the developed world and even worse in the rest of the world, rape victims are still persecuted and rapists normalized, school teachers continue to handle boys and girls unequally (to the detriment of boys as well as girls, though at least girls have some support programs in place to help somewhat).

Not to mention we still don't bat our eyelashes at the systematic social discrimination against people who behave in cross-gender ways that ends up steering women into life "choices" that let them earn 78% of what men earn. Because the wage gap *is* in significant part a result of female choice (though Wal-mart is trying hard to prove otherwise), but really, what is choice the result of, if not years of parental, peer, social and media pressure that squeezes us all into little boxes? Yet it doesn't have to be that way; parents can easily create an environment where they aren't pressuring their kids into anything, and other social influences can present similarly diverse pictures of life.

So I'd have to add to the list the notion that feminists necessarily run around saying things like "Buffy the Vampire Slayer is obviously a homophobic patriarchal rape fantasy because her womanhood is denied by a group of men and she rapes female-coded vampires with her phallic wooden stake". There are lots of them out there, but that's not all there is.

Of course, gender stereotypes work both ways - men are constantly dealt the short end of the stick in spheres of life beyond politics and economics. We're the stupid, drunk, childish, irresponsible, inherently thuggish jerks who apparently don't know how to give a damn, and all we're good for is making money and screwing people over; we almost never get custody in a divorce even if the ex-wife was a child abuser (I have a friend whose father had to fight over ten years to get her and her brother away from their physically and emotionally abusive mother who eventually started stealing money from both her children) and we don't have any control over whether we get stuck paying alimony for kids we never wanted (not that we should be able to force abortions, because that's just being a prick). Not a pretty picture, and not how I'd want my (hypothetical) son to think of his place in the world.

So, yeah, lots of gender misconceptions out there, and they all piss me off, too.
 

UnknownGunslinger

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Humans only have five senses!? WTF!
Sight, smell, touch, taste, hearing - those are only the most self-evident senses you could've figured on your own. No one talks about the rest more awesome we have!
The Harvard School of Medicine lists six extra ones that are pretty hard to argue against. .
Close your eyes, then touch your nose with your index finger.
How did you know which one was your index finger without looking at it?
How did you know where your nose was? Did you smell your finger to your nose?
Did your sense of touch somehow tell you what the air molecules you encounter along the way to your nose feel like?
Nah, that's proprioception, your body's awareness of where it is in relation to itself.
PWNED, there is your Sixth sense!
[link]http://harvardmedicine.hms.harvard.edu/fascinoma/fivesenses/beyond/extra.php[/link]
 

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First you're typical JRPG ones about terrible hair and girly boys

Also this article about US Funeral service: http://www.rd.com/13-things/13-things-the-funeral-director-wont-tell-you/

Some Highlights:
3. You can buy caskets that are just as nice as the ones in my showroom for thousands of dollars less online from Walmart, Costco, or straight from a manufacturer.

Furniture stores aren't required to tell you about there competitors so why should we?

9. Ask the crematory to return the ashes in a plain metal or plastic container ? not one stamped temporary container. That?s just a sleazy tactic to get you to purchase a more expensive urn.

Most places do return it in a plain plastic/metal sealed urn, and Directors make no attempt to hide that fact.

11. We remove pacemakers because the batteries damage our crematories.

and....

12. If I try to sell you a package that I say will save you money, ask for the individual price list anyway. Our packages often include services you don?t want or need.

First,we're required by law to give a price list the moment price comes up in the conversation,Second they are designed from what people most often use and will save you money.If you don't want a package then that's fine, most people in this business are here because they like people and want to help them not to scam you
 

nuba km

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1. IF you have bad spelling and grammar you are stupid or don't care enough about what you are writing.
2. That people want you to be honest all of the time.
 

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the spud said:
Here is one my favorites from my very misinformed U.S. history teacher.

Thomas Edison was the greatest inventor ever and he invented the lightbulb.

No, he just stole all his ideas from tesla and hardly invented anything. He was generally an asshole.
O.O read my effing mind!!!! :D
 

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When you get Americans pronouncing Emu as E-m-oo, it's pronounced E-M-yuu, and don't try to correct us about it we named the chip stealing bastards we get to pronounce it the way we want lol.
Oh and that americans think kangaroos are friendly, passive and are safe to pat and hand feed.... lol am I a bad person if I find that kind of funny I wonder.....
ok end my Aussie rage, but another one that bugs me is that gaming makes you a closet loner that's prone to snap and kill everyone. My mother argued this point with me when I was playing cooking mama with my sister in law (=_='')
 

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"Linux is a geek OS and is damn hard to install and/or to get hard/software running on it."

Because of those guys, I still don't have most games for Linux. Why port when no one uses it, right? And why use it if there's no software for it?