Oh well geeze, I guess we should just throw the monitor out into a fire since there is no way we could over come any of that. >.>
You don't have to have a monitor on a desk, there is no law requiring it.
You can move your speakers around.
HDR is crappy on any cheap tv or monitor. HDR just means that colors will be more pronounced, doesn't do anything else and you don't need it if you are gaming on a budget.
If your monitor is not on a desk, you're sacrificing size for nothing. I suppose you could roll a little desk with a wireless mouse and keyboard in front of it when you want to use it as a workstation as the smaller display area and higher pixel density is intended for, but that's tedious, and you need to then keep a spot free for the little rolling desk.
You can't place your speakers anywhere correct with a monitor in the way and you only three feet from the monitor. You're talking about having the speakers almost at your sides. Ridiculous.
Paying so much more for decent monitor HDR that will be used for console games and movies and not browsing and work is dumb when you can instead get the same or better in a big TV that stands far enough away that the speakers won't be blocked.
Honestly, the monitor display tech options are so unappealing that I prefer to hold on to my ten year old IPS 27 inch with crappy blacks and slightly burnt in Windows logo in the corner while waiting for MicroLED.