Modern Warfare 2 Jokes

[StarStruckStrumpets]

In Battlefield gun beats knife, in call of du ty, Knife beat gun.

Your display picture fills me with warm, nostalgic memories.

On Topic: The fact that a poor-ass Brazilian militia can afford a nuke is quite laughable in itself.

Ay, and me.
Also why is your Avi still... it?

I'm not entirely sure, there's something about her smile I find...theraputic.

...
Dude, I suggest you change it to one of the characters from the dark cloud series. Now, a new surge of users have come in and they seem to be from 4chan. You know what they do to anything Bieber.

Done and done. Say Hello to the glorious Osmond!

I would so bed him...

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

In Battlefield gun beats knife, in call of du ty, Knife beat gun.

Your display picture fills me with warm, nostalgic memories.

On Topic: The fact that a poor-ass Brazilian militia can afford a nuke is quite laughable in itself.

Ay, and me.
Also why is your Avi still... it?

I'm not entirely sure, there's something about her smile I find...theraputic.

...
Dude, I suggest you change it to one of the characters from the dark cloud series. Now, a new surge of users have come in and they seem to be from 4chan. You know what they do to anything Bieber.

Done and done. Say Hello to the glorious Osmond!

I would so bed him...

...
You do realise he's a furry right? Not that I judge!

 

[CACAVILLE]

Modern Warfare 2 is realistic. Hurr Hurr.

Hurr Hurr

 

[Theninja'skatana]

Ramirez! Is that a Tactical nuke in your pants or are you just happy to see...naw

 

[judas prick]

ha look they have put credits in the middle of the game...... oh shit its finished. at least i can go back to playing grenade tennis on world at war again

 

[Mikeyfell]

"Ramirez! Take out that tank with your knife!" -Sgt. Foley.

this one wins
also,
Modern Warfare 2 was so generic that I felt like I was playing, uh.... wait. well, any FPS really, they're all the same if you think about it. but it had that one story line that didn't make sense.... oh. well there was the twist at the end, but they did give it away at the beginning. and it wasn't an original twist. there was.... no I can't think of anything that game had that wasn't done somewhere else. OH WAIT, I got one, there was an Irish guy named Soap, that's funny right

 

[JaymesFogarty]

Retail outlets stick to the age rating on the box...

But without 12 year old pricks Infinity Ward would have only sold 2 million copies! Imagine that!
On topic: "Modern Warfare 2 is a bold imaginative and realistic first person shooter, which combines memorable set pieces and interesting characters along a deviously intelligent and comprehensible plot. The graphic and sound design is unrivalled, and the weapons are all interesting and unique. The multiplayer is deeply satisfying and balanced, with a very helpful and friendly community.

 

[MattRooney06]

I have a good COD4 joke. So let's say you get a girl In bed, and you pull out a condom. Say "I like to keep this around for close encounters." But pray she says "Too right mate." Or else It would most likely be horribly awkward.

As for MW2, I like to go up to gamer friends and go "STAR!" and If they don't say "Texas." I punch them In the shoulder.

Lol i do that with "flash" and "thunder" from Cod 4 i belive

 

[vrbtny]

Retail outlets stick to the age rating on the box...

But without 12 year old pricks Infinity Ward would have only sold 2 million copies! Imagine that!
On topic: "Modern Warfare 2 is a bold imaginative and realistic first person shooter, which combines memorable set pieces and interesting characters along a deviously intelligent and comprehensible plot. The graphic and sound design is unrivalled, and the weapons are all interesting and unique. The multiplayer is deeply satisfying and balanced, with a very helpful and friendly community.

This = Win

 

[omega 616]

This is a bit of a joke, I have just played a full 3 round match of demolition (PS3) and this one guy did nothing ... He never planted a bomb, never defused, never killed and never died.

Honest to god. Quite impressive in a way.

 

[luckycharms8282]

Anyone else noticed that when Soap meets Price in the prison, he stands behind him and says "Drop it."?

Don't drop the Soap!

Actually that was the black guy.

It's Soap:

"Who's Soap?"

 

[micky]

all the Ramirez jokes RAMIREZ destroy that harrier with this Frisbee!

 

[micky]

Any of the Sergent Foley memes.

Also, the number of times they say "Oscar Mike" in the SP is laughable. Is it really that hard to say "On the Move" or "We are mobile"?

Thats how they say it in the army... It makes it easier to understand over the radio apparently.

OT: Modern Warfare 2, Is by far the most realistic representation of military equipment and tactics, especially on multiplayer

Mike Whiskey India Sierra Alpha Juliet Oscar Kile Echo India November India Tango Sierra Sierra Echo Lima Foxtrot Lima Oscar Lima

mw is a joke in its self lol. did i get it?

 

[GLo Jones]

So I hear Modern Warfare 2 has been banned in Russia over the controversy over the "No Russian" level.

Apparently the major dispute is that you move too slow and some innocents manage to escape.[footnote]Shamelessly stolen from ED[/footnote]

Spoiler: Added picture for teh lulz.

Well that pic's the first thing to have made me actually lol in a couple of days. Thank you.

 

[Yureina]

Modern Warfare 2 has an awesome online multiplayer community.

*twitch*

 

[bigass]

Modern Warfare 2 is the greatest survival horror game of all time. The horror part is the game play and the survival is trying not to kill yourself while you play it.

 

[toastmaster2k8]

Any of the Sergent Foley memes.

Also, the number of times they say "Oscar Mike" in the SP is laughable. Is it really that hard to say "On the Move" or "We are mobile"?

Thats how they say it in the army... It makes it easier to understand over the radio apparently.

OT: Modern Warfare 2, Is by far the most realistic representation of military equipment and tactics, especially on multiplayer

Mike Whiskey India Sierra Alpha Juliet Oscar Kile Echo India November India Tango Sierra Sierra Echo Lima Foxtrot Lima Oscar Lima

mw is a joke in its self lol. did i get it?

Da.

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

Call of Noobs: Modern Camper 2.

Not the smartest or funniest, but I like it.