Modern Warfare 2 Jokes

Grayjack

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heavymedicombo said:
Ashsaver said:
In the single player campaign of Modern Warfare 2,You only have one perk: One man army
best so far.
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Timotei said:
So I hear Modern Warfare 2 has been banned in Russia over the controversy over the "No Russian" level.

Apparently the major dispute is that you move too slow and some innocents manage to escape.

You, my dear sir, have made my day.
That's "Dear Ma'm" actually.

Sev72 said:
This is somewhat off topic, but I have a bunch of question about the plot that I still haven't figured out and if someone could answer I would appreciate it, in the spoiler:
What is up with the "special" Russian you find dead with all the tattoos? The one near the dead contact.

Why didn't the CIA just explain to the Russian Government the whole undercover spy thing? Why didn't the other Russian guys that died along the way (the guys in your mob thing) give the game away?

Why did Shepherd feel it was necessary to kill Roach and Ghost to get the ACS modules thing that I was trying to give him anyway? So far to that point I had faithfully carried out all his order to the letter, even torturing people and killing civilians to complete the mission and suddenly he turns on me, why?

Probably some other stuff that I forgot about too, but whatever.

Thanks for any help in advance.

P.S. To contribute to the topic: What do you call any weapon, perk, or strategy in the game? Noob.
1. I'm pretty sure he was one of Makarov's men.
2. I dunno, maybe Russia wouldn't believe them?
3. He knew Ghost and Roach would try to stop him, so he had them killed.
OT: It's the most balanced game I've ever played.
1: why would he be dead and why would it matter? who would know?
2: doesnt explain makarovs men and also, the government isnt that retarded.
3: stop them doing what?
I dunno, that's the best I could come up with. I think Ghost and Roach would have tried to stop him.
 

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Ldude893 said:
Captain Price is a hygienic kinda guy. Even after nearly getting killed by Shepard, the first thing he demanded was a bar of soap.
That was perfect!
 

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JWRosser said:
Well the whole "RAMIREZ ----" has become a meme now.
Some of them people have made are funny.
I felt compelled to post in this thread for some strange reason.


(hint: look left)
 

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toastmaster2k8 said:
AWC Viper said:
ianrocks6495 said:
Any of the Sergent Foley memes.

Also, the number of times they say "Oscar Mike" in the SP is laughable. Is it really that hard to say "On the Move" or "We are mobile"?
Thats how they say it in the army... It makes it easier to understand over the radio apparently.

OT: Modern Warfare 2, Is by far the most realistic representation of military equipment and tactics, especially on multiplayer
Mike Whiskey India Sierra Alpha Juliet Oscar Kile Echo India November India Tango Sierra Sierra Echo Lima Foxtrot Lima Oscar Lima
That took me quite awhile to read!

To save people the effort (MW is a joke in it's self lol).

Blast shield = reduces explosive damage ... except off AC130's or chopper gunners.

The riot shield, it's not already hard enough to kill with it when it's in good condition, now you want me to kill what I can't see!
 

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Gravyshanks the Pirate said:
No no no, it's who's better at grenade LAUNCHER spamming, or even worse, who's better at sprinting around and knifing everyone they see, regardless of whether they're shot or whether they run over a claymore (which has lasers WHY? They use friggin' tripwires...) and then there is of course the whole issue with soldiers getting to choose superpowers beforehand, and getting shot in the leg will only splash strawberry jam on the players screen, rather than cripple them. Just... Screw trying to rationalize it. I don't care if they say it's realistic, it's about as realistic as Halo, and less balanced, with a production team who care less about their customers.
MW2 wouldn't be the ass of every joke if they didn't claim to be realistic.
 
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PissOffRoth said:
Gravyshanks the Pirate said:
No no no, it's who's better at grenade LAUNCHER spamming, or even worse, who's better at sprinting around and knifing everyone they see, regardless of whether they're shot or whether they run over a claymore (which has lasers WHY? They use friggin' tripwires...) and then there is of course the whole issue with soldiers getting to choose superpowers beforehand, and getting shot in the leg will only splash strawberry jam on the players screen, rather than cripple them. Just... Screw trying to rationalize it. I don't care if they say it's realistic, it's about as realistic as Halo, and less balanced, with a production team who care less about their customers.
MW2 wouldn't be the ass of every joke if they didn't claim to be realistic.
Exactly! That just makes the game come off as retarded, because it compels everyone to look for unrealistic aspects.
 

PissOffRoth

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Gravyshanks the Pirate said:
Exactly! That just makes the game come off as retarded, because it compels everyone to look for unrealistic aspects.
And boy oh boy are there a lot of unrealistic aspects.
 

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omega 616 said:
toastmaster2k8 said:
AWC Viper said:
ianrocks6495 said:
Any of the Sergent Foley memes.

Also, the number of times they say "Oscar Mike" in the SP is laughable. Is it really that hard to say "On the Move" or "We are mobile"?
Thats how they say it in the army... It makes it easier to understand over the radio apparently.

OT: Modern Warfare 2, Is by far the most realistic representation of military equipment and tactics, especially on multiplayer
Mike Whiskey India Sierra Alpha Juliet Oscar Kile Echo India November India Tango Sierra Sierra Echo Lima Foxtrot Lima Oscar Lima
That took me quite awhile to read!

To save people the effort (MW is a joke in it's self lol).

Blast shield = reduces explosive damage ... except off AC130's or chopper gunners.

The riot shield, it's not already hard enough to kill with it when it's in good condition, now you want me to kill what I can't see!
Its fun to go up to my french teacher and say Foxtrot Romeo Echo November Charlie Hotel India Sierra Golf Alpha Yankee Alpha November Delta India Hotel Alpha Tango Echo Yankee Oscar Uniform (french is gay and I hate you) and I tell everybody in class how to translate it accept Madam , everyone starts laughing and she just looks at me like im Mentally challenged
 

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"Rodriguez! We muss' git to a moe foh-tee-fied rest-e-raunt!"

Just something my friends and I do.

Also:

"ROACH!"

I yelled that out when one of my buddies was a few centimeters away from having a bottle-rockets nail him in the face. He was kind of just staring at it...
 

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RAMEIREZ! GO SAVE THE WORLD. MARRY A BLOND WOMEN AND HAVE 3 BRUNETTE CHILDREN
 

StarStruckStrumpets

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Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon said:
In Battlefield gun beats knife, in call of duty, Knife beat gun.
Your display picture fills me with warm, nostalgic memories.

On Topic: The fact that a poor-ass Brazilian militia can afford a nuke is quite laughable in itself.
 
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StarStruckStrumpets said:
Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon said:
In Battlefield gun beats knife, in call of duty, Knife beat gun.
Your display picture fills me with warm, nostalgic memories.

On Topic: The fact that a poor-ass Brazilian militia can afford a nuke is quite laughable in itself.
Ay, and me.
Also why is your Avi still... it?
 

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Daveman said:
I think Call of Duty: French Warfare is amazing. If you press E (or the right analog stick on consoles) when next to somebody, it's a guarunteed insta-surrender.
lol- frenchism :D
 

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Ashsaver said:
In the single player campaign of Modern Warfare 2,You only have one perk: One man army
Oh my goodness you have made my life. =P

OT:"I like to play modern warfare 2 because it is so realistic."-One of my "friends".
It's not funny, it's depressing.
 

Tokikaz

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Man, Ramirez had to do everything.
It was always like "Ramirez, I know you're a private and everything, but I really think that YOU should man the predator drone. Now STOP COMPLAINING."
 

StarStruckStrumpets

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Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon said:
StarStruckStrumpets said:
Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon said:
In Battlefield gun beats knife, in call of duty, Knife beat gun.
Your display picture fills me with warm, nostalgic memories.

On Topic: The fact that a poor-ass Brazilian militia can afford a nuke is quite laughable in itself.
Ay, and me.
Also why is your Avi still... it?
I'm not entirely sure, there's something about her smile I find...theraputic.
 
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StarStruckStrumpets said:
Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon said:
StarStruckStrumpets said:
Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon said:
In Battlefield gun beats knife, in call of du ty, Knife beat gun.
Your display picture fills me with warm, nostalgic memories.

On Topic: The fact that a poor-ass Brazilian militia can afford a nuke is quite laughable in itself.
Ay, and me.
Also why is your Avi still... it?
I'm not entirely sure, there's something about her smile I find...theraputic.
...
Dude, I suggest you change it to one of the characters from the dark cloud series. Now, a new surge of users have come in and they seem to be from 4chan. You know what they do to anything Bieber.
 

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Mordahel said:
Im guessing your a little late? By a few years. PS3 has a bigger selection of sequels that are actually good over the Xbox. But they both suck and PC is the way to go.
That comment won't make you all too popular here. Beware of what you say.