Modern Warfare 2 Jokes

[Gravyshanks the Pirate]

Exactly! That just makes the game come off as retarded, because it compels everyone to look for unrealistic aspects.

And boy oh boy are there a lot of unrealistic aspects.

Ohhhhh yes there certainly are.

 

[toastmaster2k8]

Any of the Sergent Foley memes.

Also, the number of times they say "Oscar Mike" in the SP is laughable. Is it really that hard to say "On the Move" or "We are mobile"?

Thats how they say it in the army... It makes it easier to understand over the radio apparently.

OT: Modern Warfare 2, Is by far the most realistic representation of military equipment and tactics, especially on multiplayer

Mike Whiskey India Sierra Alpha Juliet Oscar Kile Echo India November India Tango Sierra Sierra Echo Lima Foxtrot Lima Oscar Lima

That took me quite awhile to read!

To save people the effort (MW is a joke in it's self lol).

Blast shield = reduces explosive damage ... except off AC130's or chopper gunners.

The riot shield, it's not already hard enough to kill with it when it's in good condition, now you want me to kill what I can't see!

Its fun to go up to my french teacher and say Foxtrot Romeo Echo November Charlie Hotel India Sierra Golf Alpha Yankee Alpha November Delta India Hotel Alpha Tango Echo Yankee Oscar Uniform (french is gay and I hate you) and I tell everybody in class how to translate it accept Madam , everyone starts laughing and she just looks at me like im Mentally challenged

 

[LogicNProportion]

"Rodriguez! We muss' git to a moe foh-tee-fied rest-e-raunt!"

Just something my friends and I do.

Also:

"ROACH!"

I yelled that out when one of my buddies was a few centimeters away from having a bottle-rockets nail him in the face. He was kind of just staring at it...

 

[wolf92]

RAMEIREZ! GO SAVE THE WORLD. MARRY A BLOND WOMEN AND HAVE 3 BRUNETTE CHILDREN

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

In Battlefield gun beats knife, in call of duty, Knife beat gun.

Your display picture fills me with warm, nostalgic memories.

On Topic: The fact that a poor-ass Brazilian militia can afford a nuke is quite laughable in itself.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

In Battlefield gun beats knife, in call of duty, Knife beat gun.

Your display picture fills me with warm, nostalgic memories.

On Topic: The fact that a poor-ass Brazilian militia can afford a nuke is quite laughable in itself.

Ay, and me.
Also why is your Avi still... it?

 

[titanium turtle]

I think Call of Duty: French Warfare is amazing. If you press E (or the right analog stick on consoles) when next to somebody, it's a guarunteed insta-surrender.

lol- frenchism

 

[titanium turtle]

ramirez- destroy russia with this breadstick!!!!

 

[LitleWaffle]

In the single player campaign of Modern Warfare 2,You only have one perk: One man army

Oh my goodness you have made my life. =P

OT:"I like to play modern warfare 2 because it is so realistic."-One of my "friends".
It's not funny, it's depressing.

 

[Tokikaz]

Man, Ramirez had to do everything.
It was always like "Ramirez, I know you're a private and everything, but I really think that YOU should man the predator drone. Now STOP COMPLAINING."

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

In Battlefield gun beats knife, in call of duty, Knife beat gun.

Your display picture fills me with warm, nostalgic memories.

On Topic: The fact that a poor-ass Brazilian militia can afford a nuke is quite laughable in itself.

Ay, and me.
Also why is your Avi still... it?

I'm not entirely sure, there's something about her smile I find...theraputic.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

In Battlefield gun beats knife, in call of du ty, Knife beat gun.

Your display picture fills me with warm, nostalgic memories.

On Topic: The fact that a poor-ass Brazilian militia can afford a nuke is quite laughable in itself.

Ay, and me.
Also why is your Avi still... it?

I'm not entirely sure, there's something about her smile I find...theraputic.

...
Dude, I suggest you change it to one of the characters from the dark cloud series. Now, a new surge of users have come in and they seem to be from 4chan. You know what they do to anything Bieber.

 

[slipknot4]

Im guessing your a little late? By a few years. PS3 has a bigger selection of sequels that are actually good over the Xbox. But they both suck and PC is the way to go.

That comment won't make you all too popular here. Beware of what you say.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

In Battlefield gun beats knife, in call of du ty, Knife beat gun.

Your display picture fills me with warm, nostalgic memories.

On Topic: The fact that a poor-ass Brazilian militia can afford a nuke is quite laughable in itself.

Ay, and me.
Also why is your Avi still... it?

I'm not entirely sure, there's something about her smile I find...theraputic.

...
Dude, I suggest you change it to one of the characters from the dark cloud series. Now, a new surge of users have come in and they seem to be from 4chan. You know what they do to anything Bieber.

Done and done. Say Hello to the glorious Osmond!

I would so bed him...

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

In Battlefield gun beats knife, in call of du ty, Knife beat gun.

Your display picture fills me with warm, nostalgic memories.

On Topic: The fact that a poor-ass Brazilian militia can afford a nuke is quite laughable in itself.

Ay, and me.
Also why is your Avi still... it?

I'm not entirely sure, there's something about her smile I find...theraputic.

...
Dude, I suggest you change it to one of the characters from the dark cloud series. Now, a new surge of users have come in and they seem to be from 4chan. You know what they do to anything Bieber.

Done and done. Say Hello to the glorious Osmond!

I would so bed him...

...
You do realise he's a furry right? Not that I judge!

 

[CACAVILLE]

Modern Warfare 2 is realistic. Hurr Hurr.

Hurr Hurr

 

[Theninja'skatana]

Ramirez! Is that a Tactical nuke in your pants or are you just happy to see...naw

 

[judas prick]

ha look they have put credits in the middle of the game...... oh shit its finished. at least i can go back to playing grenade tennis on world at war again

 

[Mikeyfell]

"Ramirez! Take out that tank with your knife!" -Sgt. Foley.

this one wins
also,
Modern Warfare 2 was so generic that I felt like I was playing, uh.... wait. well, any FPS really, they're all the same if you think about it. but it had that one story line that didn't make sense.... oh. well there was the twist at the end, but they did give it away at the beginning. and it wasn't an original twist. there was.... no I can't think of anything that game had that wasn't done somewhere else. OH WAIT, I got one, there was an Irish guy named Soap, that's funny right

 

[JaymesFogarty]

Retail outlets stick to the age rating on the box...

But without 12 year old pricks Infinity Ward would have only sold 2 million copies! Imagine that!
On topic: "Modern Warfare 2 is a bold imaginative and realistic first person shooter, which combines memorable set pieces and interesting characters along a deviously intelligent and comprehensible plot. The graphic and sound design is unrivalled, and the weapons are all interesting and unique. The multiplayer is deeply satisfying and balanced, with a very helpful and friendly community.