Mojang Crushes Valve, Opens "The Minecraft Store"

Alphakirby

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Wow,I just gained a lot of respect for Notch for this joke. P.S.Look out for veloceraptors
 

darkbshadow

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Damn countries that it's already the 1st. The April Fools Jokes are already coming out of the wood works.
 

teqrevisited

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I'll admit I did a doubletake when I saw Mojang there and not Valve. Store needs a creeper disguise.
 

Baldry

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Irridium said:
Also, isn't it the 31st? April Fool's is tomorrow. Unless my calendar is playing a joke on me.
It may be tomorrow where he lives..?
 

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As soon as this is released I am getting some creeper saddles. That will show them to hiss at my house. I'll steer them towards other peoples' creations. Muahaha!
 
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Baldry said:
Irridium said:
Also, isn't it the 31st? April Fool's is tomorrow. Unless my calendar is playing a joke on me.
It may be tomorrow where he lives..?
He lives in Sweden, right? It'd be about 9:20PM there. Give or take an hour.
 

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Sixcess said:
Wait...

Does this mean if when Mojang crushes Bioware in the finals, Notch will mark the occassion by introducing the option to romance Creepers?

Noooooooooooo!
*fapfapfapfap*

Don't tell me you haven't thought of it!
 

Catalyst6

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Baldry said:
Irridium said:
Also, isn't it the 31st? April Fool's is tomorrow. Unless my calendar is playing a joke on me.
It may be tomorrow where he lives..?
Still the 31st in Stockholm, but he might have put it up early just in case. Or perhaps it's only because he beat out Valve and decided to make a playful jab.

OT: I would pay for that helmet, torches are such a pain.

Also, the Creeper saddle is actually Minecraft's fast travel system. Find a creeper, align yourself in the general direction that you want to go, then hang on to the saddle as you're propelled into the atmosphere. (Note: NotchCorp advises inventing a parachute before traveling)
 

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I just added 1000 pounds worth to the cart, I ver nearly had a seizure nice one Notch!
 

Tuqui

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So funny, but it should been posted tomorrow, so fun still.

First I was like: No way you can't do that.
Then I was like: oh acid @o@