Monkey Paw thread

[Shadyside]

Through a twist of fate, you have been given a monkey paw. Make a wish and the poster below you will ruin it.

I wish that Joe Biden, Donald trump, and 90% of Congress got the chinese virus and died.

 

[Neuromancer]

Granted, but Escapist posters are made to fill in the roles of the dead congresspeople

I wish for unlimited wishes.

 

[Shadyside]

All of your unlimited wishes backfire on you.

I wish for unlimited power

 

[Neuromancer]

Granted. You didn't specify the recipient of that power. Now Donald has unlimited power.

I wish for more forum games.

 

[morsomk]

Granted, but you gotta make them yourself.

I wish for a sandwich.

 

[Neuromancer]

It's made out of your parents.

I wish for more Disorder Reviews.

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

But the turkey is a little dry.

I wish that the next person doesn't get their wish.

 

[Neuromancer]

I didn't, because you were too slow.

I wish for pointless to not be so slow all the time.

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

But it creates a temporal paradox.

I wish for the Wild West to return.

 

[Neuromancer]

And you get exactly what you asked for.

I wish for more people to post in forum games.

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

But they lack a sense of humor.

I wish that Flaming Meteor wins the 2020 election.

 

[Mister Mumbler]

He does, but is immediately impeached.

Wish the entire page 1 of off topic wasn't just these games.

 

[Martintox]

The forum games are on Current Events instead.

I wish I could think of a good wish.

 

[Neuromancer]

It backfires.

I wish for no wish.

 

[Martintox]

You get that wish you didn't get a moment ago.

I wish it was exactly 1°C colder.

 

[Neuromancer]

It's enough for you to get pneumonia.

I wish it was corona instead

 

[morsomk]

Granted, but it doesn't do anything?

I wish for succotash

 

[Shadyside]

It tastes like crap

I wish for everyone to come back to this site and no one will ever be banned.

 

[morsomk]

You get both the good and the bad.

I wish for pizza.

 

[Neuromancer]

Granted. It's a structural rebel one.

I wish for User Groups to make a comeback.