Most absurd gamertags (Or when did THAT ever seem like a good idea)

[Reaper69lol]

Usually when it's a lame tag, it's a lame guy behind it, so I don't pay much attention to them. The best gamer tag I ever saw, was the first time I went online, on Halo 3, I saw a guy named "wild zapdos". He sucked, but it was fun to throw stickys at him and pretend they were pokeballs.

Omg! Dr.Hobo dp!
Sorry, I just felt I needed to complement you on that.... god I loved vg cats
OT:
Most absurd gamertag ive seen, would be.......mine, I mean "Reaper69lol" what the hell was i thinking? Wait..no need to answer that.

 

[Xanadu84]

It wasn't a tag, but there was a person in DDO nammed, "Killman". He was in a guild called, "Kill". By himself. And he was a Sorcerer/Paladin. To top it all off, he sounded like he was 6, with a really extreme, deep south accent. Me and my friends still remember him from time to time.

 

[AWDMANOUT]

It's always funny to read something to the effect of:

"You've been killed by A 3-legged dog."

 

[Browbeat]

A school mate of mine decided to use the first random name generated by the tag service.

It was CursoryAmoeba

I still can't decide if I like it or loathe it.

There's another one, Overcharg3, that I actually like - except the story that explained how the name came around made it a little more lame.

 

[oppp7]

oppp7. WTF does that mess mean? That you can't form a legitimate sentence?

 

[Canid117]

I have run into several people who hate America and want to make sure that you know they hate America

"Americadeserved9/11" was the most pretentious one. How much everyone on that server wanted to kick that little prick in the balls.

Then there are people who are either super conservative or super liberal and want you to know it.

examples being "Obama Bin Laden"

Or "Bushishitler"

Seriously I don't not care about what you think of the president when playing modern warfare.

 

[Eggsnham]

A random jumble of numbers and letters. They seriously didn't even try to tackle a real word or name, it was as if they just smashed their faces against a keyboard and hit accept.

Stan, Stan, Stan. Stan who I have conquered.

I figuired you might be familliar with Mr.Stanny.

Haha, Stan and I go way back

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

i found some one called a twat once, every time i killed them it annouced that i'd killed a twat or that i'd been killed by a twat.
i found it resonably amusing.

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

I have heard a lot of the terrible gamertags, and I've seen a few.

But for some reason, I can never remember any of them. And yet I have never had anyone insult me for my gamertag (GunlockerGlock), maybe because it's not anything stupid.

 

[The Lawn]

Right now my name in TF2 is BodyShotSkillMan, it's normally just Lawn.
But my names have reasons.... like right now I'm mostly playing sniper... and I'm deliberately body shotting to annoy people.

Also if I decide to mainly play Demoman... it's Lawnsplosion...
Solder... Rokit-Lawn-chair.

I usually switch up the classes I mostly play as every 2 weeks or so.
Just winning as a spy all the time gets boring....

 

[Jennacide]

Countless times I have seen any form of XXSolidSnakeXX, xAlucardx, or xxSephirothxx. Then I see names that aren't names but statements such as IMGONNABLASTYOU.

Those are the names that drive me to insanity. I saw someone on BC2 PC that named thier soldier xXCloudirothXx, which is bad enough, but his clantag was [iM60u]. Raaaaaaaaage.

My favorite for absurdly awesome, partially because I actually know what the joke is from, was in TF2 I saw someone named Rapiest Ape.

 

[superbatranger]

Why do people think that using the letter x in their gamertag will earn them respect?

 

[Jacklin]

Scroto Baggins
well, thats actually my name on CS:S but who gives a crap.

 

[Nikolai Smirnov]

Once someones name on mw2 was anus...what

 

[Luke5515]

Well I saw one day that my friend had changed his name to a phone number. I thought "Wow, he's going to get so many calls." Turns out, it was his friends phone number.
Also "XLegitXMW2XGodX"

 

[TheTim]

Well my old xbox live friend had to change his name many times
he had various names like;
Tater Tits, killbabyJews, kingkoon.
I laughed at his racist creativity.

 

[Th37thTrump3t]

I've seen countless variations of "Your Mom" on XBL... You killed Your Mom. You were killed by Your Mom. Your Mom was killed by (insert gamertag here). Yadda yadda yadda etc etc etc etc etc blah blah blah blah BLAH

OH and recently saw a Scrotie McBuggerballs... I think it was off a Southpark episode.

 

[capin Rob]

My current gamertag is the only one that I made, F34RTH3P1NKM1ST wich translasted into normal person speak is FEAR THE PINK MIST, and by PINK MIST I mean head shot, (thats the blow back of blood), but many people mistake it for the HALO 3 achivement.

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

See, this might be becuase I'm a newb (sort of), but the only MP title I frequent is L4D2. Over there, the only names I ever find are puns, dick jokes, dick references, sexual innendos, references to Nathan Drake, and the occasional descriptiton of somebody's fursona.

So yeah.

I've seen some that are pretty dumb, but none of them really come to mind. My Battlefield 2 tag is "a_pink_fairy" just cause I find it amusing when someone's screen tells them "Killed by a_pink_fairy".

 

[Rustysquash]

I have had the same online identity for about 7 years now.
Rusty Squash
Fortunately it has none of the lame naming memes.