Most Awkward Line in a Video Game

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kizzneth

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Jedi Knights Jedi Academy...
Luke: Hold my lightsaber
Kyle: of course
me: *facepalm*
 

Cylem

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It took a while to get used to Beat's... slang in The World Ends With You. The blonde, white, JRPG kid should NOT try and speak "gangster". Ever.
 

IsoNeko

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Timesplitters Future Perfect

Cortez: *Comes up behind girl*
Jo Beth Casey:*Screams and kicks him in the nads*
Cortez: *Doubles over, and grabs his nuts*
Jo Beth Casey: Hey wait! Your not a zombie!
Cortez: *In a really high pitched voice* Yeah! I know! *Clears his throat and back to his deep voice again* I mean, Y-Yeah. I know.

Later on. They come across a deep dark ladder

Jo Beth Casey: Y-You go first
Cortez: *Examines her skirt* Okay!

Later on, after she's caught in a noose by her leg.

Jo-Beth Casey: Today was a bad day to not wear any underwear!
 

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gigastrike said:
"I guess that makes it a...a...a zombine. Heh. Get it? Ah..."
You've been ninja'd .. [a href=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/9.104939.1675440] by me![/a]
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Every time someone from The Last Remnant tries to "get jiggy with the hip lingo the young kids be spoutin'"
 

Dorian

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Oblivion, when the Argonian women say 'Take care,' it sounds an awful lot like 'Dick hair.'
 

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darkcow55 said:
My most akward gaming line was when I tried to explain to my friend why I had rented Superman 64.....
Oooooh, my deepest apologies on that one.

The most awkward line, I think, comes from Dante in DMC3. "And now... my soul... is telling me to STOP YOU!" For some reason, the way he says it makes me want to replace the last two words with Terry Bogard's "ROCK YOU!"
 

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probably bowser jr. saying "leave my mama alone, you bad man. I WONT LET YOU TAKE MAMA PEACH AWAY!!" i just thought "what the hell, bowsers been banging peach while mario was on his way to the final castle.

else its that in Alone in the Dark

some strange ***** saying with a man-demon like voice "now give me back my stone."

the hero saying (heres the good part): "i dont have your stone, and FUCK YOU ANYWAYS."

i just cracked up.
 

Kodolb.

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In Left4dead when someone gets incapitated and Bill the Vietnam Veteran gets them back on their feet

In a few occasion he says something like:

"Get up now its ok, I would have crapped my pants like you did kid. We Need to get you patched up because you won't survive another hit like that again."

Haha .. :D

And when the Biker screams, he screams like a little girl. It's so damn funny..
 

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Kodolb. said:
In Left4dead when someone gets incapitated and Bill the Vietnam Veteran gets them back on their feet

In a few occasion he says something like:

"Get up now its ok, I would have crapped my pants like you did kid. We Need to get you patched up because you won't survive another hit like that again."

Haha .. :D

And when the Biker screams, he screams like a little girl. It's so damn funny..
haha yea theres a bunch of funny things like that in l4d...like if your dead and you look around..the zombies seem to have a social life...i once caught two of them fighting and beating each other up XD
 

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"I can't get over how fast they all are, it's not even fair. I'm calling zombie bullshit on that, you know? he ha... they're not allowed to be so fast" -zoey left for dead.

"Louis, you'd look good in one of those hospital gowns" Also zoey
 

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Mauro09 said:
You were almost a JILL SANDWITCH.
If Wesker was around, then they...

ew, no, never mind.

On my second playthrough of FFVII I named everyone Sephiroth, just to see how confusing I could make the dialogue (Sephiroth talking about how Sephiroth... killed Sephiroth?).