Most Awkward Line in a Video Game

[Goldeneye103X2]

Nite owl-Underboss is very fit for his shape. From watchmen: the end is nigh.

Seriously NO? Out of all the thins you could say about underboss, you said that?

 

[sneak_copter]

It's probably been said a million times:

"You were almost a Jill sandwich!"
It's a funny line, but if you haven't heard it in the game, go and listen to it. The delivery is SOOOOO forced and awkwardly-acted. Does that count?

 

[Ifeno]

XD

 

[Unknower]

"Excuse me, I need to use the BATHROOM." - Mr. 47 in Hitman: Codename 47.

Several lines said by Jaden Korr in Jedi Academy. "We have to stop them!" No shit Sherlock.

"I don't think we're alone here" - Crysis. Blaaaargh.

Several lines in Warcraft III: Frozen Throne: Bonus Campaign.

 

[D0WNT0WN]

"Its Time To Split" - Sgt. Cortez Timesplitters: FP

 

[richard99th]

i have one from pokemon

pokemon diamond battle tower trainer.... "thats the smell of hay clinging to my body".. um ok o.0

l4d had one that ive only got once its when ur in the elevator of no mercy

francis "who beefed???"
zoey "oops sorry"

only the classic from res1 "looks like blood, i hope its not chris' blood" the delivery make me laugh so much.

 

[justnotcricket]

Any point in Tomb Raider AOD in which Lara says something like "My legs feel stronger now"...*wince*

 

[Strong Intelligent]

i also enjoy naming cities in the game "Civilization 3" things like "A randome hobo" or "my mom" to get dialogue like

"A randome hobo has built the pyramids."

or

"Abandone my mom?!?!"

I once named one of my cities "A Penis"

"A Penis has has finished building the Submarine!"

Everybody knows what's in submarines...

 

[hagaya]

I'm gonna go left field and say Xenosaga:
When you win a battle with KOS-MOS in your party, she might say "My physical appearance is down 5%, Shion; I need Cleaning!" Somebody probably gonna drum up some hentai out of that one.

 

[Waflmao]

Saints Row 1
The first time your guy speaks

 

[richard99th]

Saints Row 1
The first time your guy speaks

lol that elevtor scene was funny as hell.

 

[furgy117]

Kingdom Hearts had some awkward lines at the end

 

[manicfoot]

Raiden: Colonel! I'm here with Emma Emmerich. We've managed to avoid DROWNING.
Colonel: Good job!

"Where's everybody going - BINGO?" - Leon S Kennedy.

 

[almaster88]

The Radio in GTA San andreas when lazlow signs off

"Peace and Chicken Grease"

haha, not so much akward as funny

 

[SnakeCL]

Jill Sandwich. Definitely Jill Sandwich.

 

[The Great JT]

World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King, in the Death Knight starting area, you're given a quest by an NPC called Olrun the Battlecaller [http://www.wowhead.com/?npc=29047] where you are to challenge other Death Knights, player character or non, to duels and defeat five of them. When fighting the NPCs in duels, they will say lines like, "I'm going to tear your heart out cupcake!" But the one that really irks me is:

"Remember this day , for this is the day you will be thoroughly owned!"

That just annoys me to no end.

 

[ssgt splatter]

The most awkward line ive ever seen is one from the new pokemon game Platinum.
Your in a cave where you battle this fighter girl? i think its a fighter girl...w/e but the battle text his hilarious.
Pre Battle Text: Dont try anythign in the dark.
After Victory before you get paid: That was intense
Talking to her after defeating her: Now im all sweaty.

ummm...thats what she said? XD

Oh my.
Hey, isn't one of the trainers you can play as in that game Dawn?

 

[Fantomkilla]

lol final fantasy x laughing seen was TERRIBLE, i was plain it infront of my friend, and he gave me that 'loser' look that ppl do some times.

 

[Ifeno]

The most awkward line ive ever seen is one from the new pokemon game Platinum.
Your in a cave where you battle this fighter girl? i think its a fighter girl...w/e but the battle text his hilarious.
Pre Battle Text: Dont try anythign in the dark.
After Victory before you get paid: That was intense
Talking to her after defeating her: Now im all sweaty.

ummm...thats what she said? XD

Oh my.
Hey, isn't one of the trainers you can play as in that game Dawn?

LMAO!!! yes XD