Most Awkward Line in a Video Game

[IsoNeko]

You. The master of unlocking!

Edit: Damn. Ninja'd

 

[Mr_Vorhias]

Everytime in FF8 when Seifer calls Zell a "Chicken-Wuss."

 

[darkcow55]

My most akward gaming line was when I tried to explain to my friend why I had rented Superman 64.....

 

[Yegargeburble]

Must be the Jill Sandwich [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtTfptkUgj0&feature=related] from Resident Evil 1. But then again, Resident Evil is só full of awkward lines, it's funny.

It is a gold mine of awkward lines, but is somehow awesome for it.

Most awkward line: The one leading to a pink carousel in Roller Coaster Tycoon!

You made a pink carousel or there was a pre-made one? Either way...you are evil. XD

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Master of unlocking. Really, any give line from any given RE game is solid awkward gold.

na, they did a good job with not really having any in re4, and as the series progressed they got less and less stupid. but my god re5 did one hell of a job of bringing that heavily missed [/sarcasm] feature back.

"Ah...I have an idea. Since you're here, why don't I introduce you to It. It should keep you busy."

This one is more ridiculous with the voice acting, but from Krauser- "Prepare for your death, Leon."

Let's not forget- "Don't come!"

I'll have to agree with you that RE4 has the least cheesy scrip/voice acting of them all, but they still stepped in it quite a few times throughout the game. I'd have to say, thought, that Code Veronica was way worse than RE5.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

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Lulz! I agree, KH2 was king of the akward.

"That was UNDENIABLE proof that we TOTALLY OWNED you lamers!"

Greatest KH2 line, evar.

God they messed Seifer up.

"This is great....I've got chicken-wuss and a guy who just reached puberty on my squad."

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

The most awkward line ive ever seen is one from the new pokemon game Platinum.
Your in a cave where you battle this fighter girl? i think its a fighter girl...w/e but the battle text his hilarious.
Pre Battle Text: Dont try anythign in the dark.
After Victory before you get paid: That was intense
Talking to her after defeating her: Now im all sweaty.

ummm...thats what she said? XD

........oh my god....

 

[TheDoctor455]

Talking to the beggars in Oblivion. Need I say more about them?

 

[NeoDeath90]

Talking to the beggars in Oblivion. Need I say more about them?

Not the beggars. The Alchemy shop owner in Skingrad.

Her: Do you know the fine for necrophelia in Cyrodiil?
You: (If yes) It's about 500 gold
Her: That's nothing compared to Morrowind! Thanks!

 

[Straitjacketeering]

"EASY TYSE (Groan) EASY..." Army of two almost every time you're revived.

 

[GBlair88]

The most awkward line ive ever seen is one from the new pokemon game Platinum.
Your in a cave where you battle this fighter girl? i think its a fighter girl...w/e but the battle text his hilarious.
Pre Battle Text: Dont try anythign in the dark.
After Victory before you get paid: That was intense
Talking to her after defeating her: Now im all sweaty.

Bow chika bow wow!

Not really an awkward line, but 'that' scene in Mass Effect is awkward to watch.

 

[Aschenkatza]

The old METAPOD nickname trick: 'PENIS used HARDEN!'

You, sir, are god.

 

[SUPERtwinky]

I am error, He is bug

 

[similar.squirrel]

The Joker/osteoporosis conversation in Mass Effect made me squirm a bit.
Pokémon is also great for weird lines

 

[Daye.04]

Not the beggars. The Alchemy shop owner in Skingrad.

Her: Do you know the fine for necrophelia in Cyrodiil?
You: (If yes) It's about 500 gold
Her: That's nothing compared to Morrowind! Thanks!

I do not want to knwo what she gets her kicks from =P

Most awkward line? HL2E:2. Where you meet the zombied combine for the first time. And Alyx says "A zombie combine .. That's like ... A zombine" .. Oh the horror. I shrug out of my skin everytime I hear that.
Also in the elevator in L4D. When Zoey says "I can't get over how fast they are. It's not even fair. I'm calling .. Zombie-bullshit on that, you know? *Uneasy small laughter*". But I guess the last one were supposed to be awkward .. Still, though. I shrug everytime she says that. And she says it everytime I'm in the elevator with her -.-

 

[Aqualung]

Drake: "I am really wet."

Much lulz, especially when you're playing the game with your boyfriend.

 

[lacktheknack]

RE:
"Barry?"
"Yes?"

...
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(Looks deep into his eyes)
...
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...

"Look out! A monster!"

Don't know if that was in there or not, but my friend said it was.


Also in Mass Effect, where someone discusses Krogan testicles, and how many they have.

 

[Liquid155]

Has to be master of unlocking...

oooookaaaaay....thanks....

 

[Ifeno]

lmao!! nice lines XD