Most dissapointing/deceptive movie

Samurai Goomba

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Meh, I just finished watching Inception for the first time and was totally disappointed. I love slick, intelligent thriller movies. My favorite director is David Fincher, my favorite film is probably Collateral. So with that in mind, I have watched Inception and looked up a few of the more obscure details (wedding ring, the sound you hear at the end of the credits), and I still don't think it's deep at all. Without the acting, I don't know if I could recommend this movie. It's The Score or Ocean's Eleven inside dreams. That's about all we have going on here.

Also, why so many dream levels? No, I'm not asking from a plot perspective, but from a "writing the script" or "directing" perspective. Why are all the dream levels so similar? Why are the threats all consistent in an environment we know is changeable? Yeah, I know, we have to make dreams feel to the viewers like it could be reality. But it's not. It's fairly obvious what's real and what isn't, because crazy crap starts happening anyway (level 4 and the "real" world are the only two environments that feel like they even MIGHT be real). So if you were going to HAVE the crazy anti-gravity nonsense, you should realize the illusion is ALREADY spoiled, and go for the emotional big guns (dreams are way more creative than the way this movie portrays them). Sometimes I think the film is understated in ways that directly harm the dramatic impact of the story. The last act was good, but much of the action in the second act felt unnecessary. I just wasn't invested.

Also, DiCaprio can be a much better actor than he was here. He wasn't great in The Departed, but I thought his performance was still more convincing than in Inception.

Probably the funniest thing about Inception is that the most creative and effective dreamlike environment we ever see is the dream test at the beginning. I wish we could have had 2012-influenced, Bizarro world disasters and crazed mobs during the actual proper story, rather than when Cobb and the blank slate feel like playing in their dreamy little sandbox, or when Ken Watanabe is jerking Cobb around.
 

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Sex and the City 2. And there was me thinking there'd be attractive girls having sex, or at least a city...
 

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Meh, yeah...for me it just seemed like something tacked on to make people feel all introspective or whatever. But it's not like it hasn't been done better before (you know...with Greek Philosophers).

That aside...a lot of logical stuff killed it for me. Like...the feeling of falling waking you up...but then...weightlessness? Isn't that where the feeling of falling comes from?

Just one of many that made me kind of sad in general about the films willingness to explore the human mind.
That's pretty much what I was trying to say... But I said it more ranty and with less co ordination...

Yes, there were far too many plot holes, which they filled by spitting some techno-jargon at you, endlessly modifying rules that they introduced only moments ago, and the purpose always seemed to be nothing more than just putting in a new fancy action scene.
When I watched Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, I thought "THIS is what Inception should have been like..." Exploring the bizarre, nonsensical goings-on of the human mind.

And yes, the ending felt tacked on, crowbarred in there to make the film seem all philosophical. Bleh.
 

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Inception - A movie designed to make the masses feel smart. Brought nothing new to the table. Been done before many times and in a lot better package. Sub-par and predictable pretty much sums up that film.
 

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The 2010 Predators remake.

Dear God, how could they make it suck so damn much? It fails to entertain me even as a dumb action flick. The acting is terrible, all the possibly likeable characters are killed off in the first 30 minutes and the finale is just mind-bogglingly stupid and trying to be the finale of the original Predator which it totally cocks up in this film.

It's just...horrible.
This the Predators movie was just horrid.
 

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Social Network. Unredeemable and predictable protagonist, shallow characters, nothing impressive film-wise, predictable story, overbearing music, and a lame duck of an ending.

Everyone I know, told them to stay far away from it. My non-movie friend hated it even more, and laughed at how melodramatic they made simple stuff.

I could go on for pages.
YES! From the way the critics have been yapping about it I thought it would descend from heaven on impossibly awesome clouds of awesomeness. The characters were just twats to a man. Why would I want to watch them for 2 hours? But I still did... And it didn't get any better.
 

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Hero with Jet Li...

I went in expecting another cool kung-fu flick like Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, and I love me my kung-fu. What I got was some weird Chinese cultural piece that was more interested in creating pretty scenery with contrasting colours than actual fight scenes. I've never been more disappointed in a movie.
Yeah, what the hell was up with that movie? I went in expecting the same thing, and what I got was a couple a stone-faced actors talking about honor and the glory of China. Most of the time it felt like I was watching some kind of propaganda flick produced by the Chinese circus.

Sassafrass said:
The 2010 Predators remake.

Dear God, how could they make it suck so damn much? It fails to entertain me even as a dumb action flick. The acting is terrible, all the possibly likeable characters are killed off in the first 30 minutes and the finale is just mind-bogglingly stupid and trying to be the finale of the original Predator which it totally cocks up in this film.

It's just...horrible.
Everything the first movie did right, this movie does wrong.

- We're introduced to characters who are suppossedly badasses, but we never actually get to see why. We have to assume they're badass because the predators handpicked them, and how can they be wrong?

- It tries to be like Predator so bad that it would make Jennifer Jason Leigh in Single White Female blush.

- The actual predators were slow and lumbering compared to the swift and agile predator from the first movie. And the new uber-predators were a green-blooded spat in the face of the original design. Stan Winston must be rolling in is grave.

The movie does make for a good drinking game though.

OT: For me the most deceptive movie was Kangaroo Jack. The trailer made it look like I was going to go on an adventure through Australia with a talking kangaroo wearing a red hoodie. This was not what I got... Not exactly.
 

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Avatar, it was WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too predictable, I thought that there was some kind of brilliant story line behind it but instead it was just pocahontas, with blue cat people instead of "native americans".
 

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Inglorious Bastards.....

By god was I pissed. 2 hours of just TALKING. only one scene where they ARE the bastards.
 

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Find.Me.Seashells. said:
Wolverine Origins because they completely mucked up Gambit's character. Anyone else remember the 90's version (back when Wolverine wore a yellow costume.) when Gambit was cool? That and the ending seemed a bit rushed.
Avatar too... it was all hyped up, but was average in my opinion. Amazing graphics, don't get me wrong, was quite good in 3D but... we didn't click very well. Shame as it looked good in the trailers.
You should have seen me ...spent the entire part of the movie since they met Gambit till the end going "WHYYYYY". Yes I was a Gambit fan, he was a wise-cracking jackass, but he was a cool wise-cracking jackass, in the movie he seemed like he was an idiot.

Also Avatar was a boring cliche with nice CGI, but that's what they were aiming for at least.

Edit: Also he was trying to bone Rogue. I sympathise with his cause.
 

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Inception. It wasn't THAT bad, but after all the hype and the fact that it's at #8 spot on IMDb I expected a movie that God himself would make. Not to mention the fact that it copied Matrix (IMO). You know, "What is real, Neo?" and stuff.
 

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Most disaponinting movie: Aliens. From what I had heard about it, it was the pinnacle of the Alien movies and one of the best sci-fi/horror films ever made. What I saw: One of the worst action movies I had ever seen, full of 1 Dimensional characters doing uber-macho space marine stuff. The aliens were still cool, though there loss of invincibility made a bit bland. A few memorable lines, some damn good special effects, and Bishop saved it from being a complete disaster.

Most deceptive movies: Alien 3 and Inception.

Alien 3: What the masses thought, "Worst movie ever, ruined franchies, killed Hicks and Newet, roar."
My thoughts: The best alien movie of the bunch. Fleshed out characters, moving story, alien made scary again, even more love for David Fincher.

Inception: What the masses thought: "Great movies, excellent action scenes, very deep and comlpex."
What my older brother thought: "Oh my god, that movie sucked!"
My thoughts: "Pretty meh movie, good action and special effects but not much more. Interesting idea and that scene in the basement of chemist could be a premise for a much better movie. Also, why the hell do they keep talking about trains?"
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OT: The Matrix Revolutions. Matrix was awesome, Reloaded was alright...how could they go so wrong? There's now rumours of a Matrix 4 AND 5! WHY!?!?!
Serenity. Only because you realised as soon as it ended that there would be no more Firefly. That thought was horribly depressing.
 

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Inglorious Basterds: like someone said, it led you to believe it was some great action WW2 kinda flick. It wasn't, at all. It was boring, I don't give a damn what anyone says. Huge let down.

Cloverfield: An hour and a half of shaky camera and "ROB!!!! ROB!!! ROB!!!" and pretty much never seeing the damn monster. Skyline was better, and that was pretty crappy. It at least got interesting right at the end...GREAT TIME TO FINALLY GET INTERESTING! -.-

Avatar: Visual beautiful, nothing else.

Inception: Of my list, the only one I really liked, but to me it was still a let down and sort of boring.

Dragon Wars: Bad...just...bad.

Serenity: Never even heard of Firefly till well after this movie was out, so maybe that's why. The previews showed a decent amount of action and the girl kicking some ass. I honestly don't remember that happening in the movie...at all. And no, don't tell me to go watch Firefly. Isn't going to happen.

Jet Li's Hero: Another movie I expected more/better action thanks to the preview, instead I get a boring movie with little GOOD action.
 

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Deceptive, I'm gonna go with Toy Story 3. I loved the first two toy story films so was so hyped when they said they were doing a third. Then after how everyone was describing it and having a soft spot for pixar films I went to see this and.... I dont know I wouldnt call it bad, it held my attention but it was just, resoundingly average and I certainly didnt get the emotional impact that friends and critics seemed too. All in all it seemed to me a retread of issues covered in th e second film in a new setting and the same story of "we must get back to andy" for the third time. I guess I went in expecting too much.

Dissapointing I'm gonna say District 9, from trailers and word of mouth it seemed to be great. What I got was the most boring time in a cinema I've had in years filled with a cast of characters which were I swear the biggest jerks I've seen in cinema in a long time. Lord knows what point or message the director was trying to make because I cared so little when the film was just so tedious and unengaging.
 

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ninjastovall0 said:
Avatar, I win.
I only watched the 2d version (meaning I saw the real movie)so i got mad that it got so much praise and awards
Yes this movie was absolutely terrible. Never understood the praise it got.
 

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Deceptive:The Expendables

Every trailer showed that scene with Stallone,Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis leading people to believe they were the 3 main stars.Turns out that scene is about 1 min long and that's the sum total of Arnie and Bruce's involvement