Most embarrassing thing you have said to a girl.

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

"Will you go out with me?" - Got totally rejected by the only girl I ever asked out

Awh, well, doesn't mean every girl will turn you down!

I think this thread is aimed at men so uhm...

I remember a few years ago, some guy at a pub cam up to me and said, "Would you like to go out and play?" (we were about 13) I said "Er..okay" and he jumped on me and dragged me outside.
Another time on holiday, I was walking back from the bar and there was some lad probably my age possibly younger in the hotel corridor, I walked past him and he jumped in my way, so he I moved to the side and he blocked me again, then I tried walking round him and he jumped on me and slung his arms around me, then pulled me back and started talking to me. Mhmmm.

You seem to be a big candidate for non-consentual touching...

 

[TermOfEndearment]

"I swear to God I would drag my balls through an ocean of glass just to make out with you."

Dated her for six months =D good times and best drunken pick up line ever.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

it was over facebook(don't judge me) I was commenting on a great picture of her wearing a bikini in her pool. Anyway she has a gorgeous rack and everyone was either commenting on it, her top or the pool. Me wanting to get a laugh or an lol from her in response to something witty/funny, after much debate settled with "Land Ho! LOL" she later responded saying Excuse me? and I hastily responded back clarifying/apologyzing. Im still at this time waiting for her response.

 

[EeveeElectro]

You seem to be a big candidate for non-consentual touching...[/quote]

Pretty much. The bad thing is, I don't like men touching me or even sitting near me most of the time. A hug is okay, but if they touch anywhere else they'll be getting a punch!

 

[reinersailer]

30 years ago, i was at a lake with a girl, we rested at the beach and she asked me, whether she is attractive for me. I sad to her , that i am not attracted from thick girs - i don't know, why i said that, she wasn't really thick an i am ashamed until today, for saying that - but i did it....

 

[NotAPie]

I whispered to myself when a girl was bending over getting something from her backpack.
"Damn...nice ass"
When she got up and looked at me with a grin on her face I turned red.

I hope you started a conversation with her

She did give me flirty eyes a day afterwords.
Sadly I don't go to that school anymore.

 

[finalguy]

hmm i cant rlly remember anything embarassing ive said to a girl but i once told my aunt i hoped my tashe came in as good as hers, i told and ex girlfriends mom i hoped her daughter didnt get fat like her and i told my mother in law i hoped her daughter didnt get Psoriasis like her( instead i f'n got it, hows that for karma)

 

[Popadomus Ohio]

nice breasts, what time do they open?

 

[RanD00M]

Yeah, she did. Profusely. In a corner while surrounded by her friends as they threw death-ray looks in my direction.

Now I am proud of you.You made someone cry.And isn't that really what life is all about.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

My friends always bring up the porn they found on my laptop whenever i try and flirt with a girl

HA! Bet that'll teach you to hide your porn better (It would take 3 of the world's best hackers to find my porn MWAHAHAHA)

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

I whispered to myself when a girl was bending over getting something from her backpack.
"Damn...nice ass"
When she got up and looked at me with a grin on her face I turned red.

I hope you started a conversation with her

She did give me flirty eyes a day afterwords.
Sadly I don't go to that school anymore.

WHAT?! That grin is basically an Open sign on her crotch! WHY DID YOU NOT TAP THAT?!

 

[NotAPie]

I whispered to myself when a girl was bending over getting something from her backpack.
"Damn...nice ass"
When she got up and looked at me with a grin on her face I turned red.

I hope you started a conversation with her

She did give me flirty eyes a day afterwords.
Sadly I don't go to that school anymore.

WHAT?! That grin is basically an Open sign on her crotch! WHY DID YOU NOT TAP THAT?!

If I told you how many times I've passed up sex without knowing you wouldn't believe me.

 

[Jackalb]

WHAT?! That grin is basically an Open sign on her crotch! WHY DID YOU NOT TAP THAT?!

This is now one of my all-time favourite quotes, thank you good sir.

 

[dex-dex]

"Sure I would love to eat you out.....eat out with you. fuck."

that is pretty bad but i would weirded out then giggle because it is cute

 

[Ildecia]

now... i was the best DDR player at my school (graduated this year) and a girl comes up to me and says
"i bet i can beat you."
"no way."
ok; so far; I haven't totally ruined relations with her yet.

2 options at this point:

1. let her beat me and let her feel good... and everything that ensues.
2. be the competetive fuck that i am and ruin her hopes of ever winning DDR

I picked #2

when she got off of the DDR pad she looked at me and walked away.

I got a AA on the song; she got a B

damn it. not good enough.

 

[HandfulofWolf]

'Wow your surprisingly short' Said by me yesterday to a girl i'd just met, not quite sure what i was thinking at the time but atleast i then justified it by telling her it was a good thing because she didnt have to eat as much to survive and was less likely to fall through ice.

Yeh i'm a stud.

Hahaha. Brilliant.


On topic,
"You're pretty hot."
Only for her to tell me afterwards that she was one of my friends brothers girlfriend and I had met her before at a BBQ during which we had a heated arguement and she threw her drink over me. After this revelation I excused myself.

 

[Warwelde]

So after I got my first rejection from a female classmate, I asked another. I was a bit of a social outcast. I guess she pitied me and said yes to socializing. No sex or anything. I liked her because she was nice and from what she had told me good with a computer.

So one of her friends ask me later why I asked her and I replied "för att hon är snabb med musen" ('cuz she's quick with the mouse'), referring to the computer device. Of course, in swedish it was slang for female genitalia... Things got alot more frosty after that, including a powerful slap.

Aw, jobbigt läge. You didn't get the chacne to explaing yourself? Nice to see another Swede here on the site, hope you like it here with us!

Håller med, jobbigt att behöva förklara det. Swede powah!

 

[Bloodstain]

The first verbal confrontation I had with the woman that is now my wife was a very simple, and looking back on it, very traumatizing. "You have a really nice rack"

She's your wife? So pick-up lines like that one actually do work? Oh god.

 

[Ham_authority95]

It wasn't romantic in nature, but it was still retarded.

She asked me to close the classroom door and I responded(almost drunkenly) with: "No! I don't have to because you usually do it for me!"

Damn, I was tired that day.

 

[RicoADF]

I whispered to myself when a girl was bending over getting something from her backpack.
"Damn...nice ass"
When she got up and looked at me with a grin on her face I turned red.

I hope you started a conversation with her

She did give me flirty eyes a day afterwords.
Sadly I don't go to that school anymore.

WHAT?! That grin is basically an Open sign on her crotch! WHY DID YOU NOT TAP THAT?!

If I told you how many times I've passed up sex without knowing you wouldn't believe me.

Looks like you need some SERIOUS education about women mate . Altho my advice is that if you really like a girl don't go straight for the area, go for her heart (aka wanting to be around them etc, in the long run it pays to be patient, but ofcourse thats if you want a serious relationship).

Would you mind sharing some of those times you've been oblivious to the signs of attraction?