I was talking to this girl yesterday, and I explained what to look for in a Hooker Killin' Knife. She both knew I was joking and thought I was very funny. I think I still have a shot.
Most embarrassing thing you have said to a girl.
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No, I didn't say you were a loser, that's basically my life and what I do so... Can I have my cookie now?oxiclean said:
OT: Well once, when I was like, 11 or 12 (4-5 years ago) I once told a girl that she could have a chewing gum if she answered a question. I asked her out. She said no. I still cringe at that...
We're good friends now though, amazingly.
The first girl I ever asked out(I was almost sixteen) said yes(I only asked because I knew she'd say yes) and I proceeded to say "Sweet, high five!"...and that's all I got for a month was high fives instead of hugs or kisses. I would say"Hug?" her response while laughing extremely hard, "Nope, HIGH FIVE!" Now we've been together 2.5 years so I guess it wasn't the worst thing ever but still probably my most embarassing comment to a female"
If you want my opinion, you're not missing a whole lot. Sex is really over-rated. Then again, that's just me.NotAPie said:I'm patient already, I'm just in no hurry to get laid like most people.RicoADF said:Looks like you need some SERIOUS education about women mateNotAPie said:If I told you how many times I've passed up sex without knowing you wouldn't believe me.FallenJellyDoughnut said:WHAT?! That grin is basically an Open sign on her crotch! WHY DID YOU NOT TAP THAT?!NotAPie said:She did give me flirty eyes a day afterwords.RicoADF said:I hope you started a conversation with herNotAPie said:
Sadly I don't go to that school anymore.
Would you mind sharing some of those times you've been oblivious to the signs of attraction?
Honestly most of the time I'm oblivious to that kind of stuff is because I'm concentrating on homework and stuff like that.
I'll have plenty of time for a relationship in the summer, you know...Like now.
Oh. Oh God. You poor thing. Yes, I am a connaisseur of feminine rage, not all of which was merited (in fact a whole lot of which wasn't merited but that's another story).cuddly_tomato said:
But the dumbest thing I've said to a girl? Tricky. That'd have to be a tie between rambling to a girl at a bar about various ex-gfs (in my defense she had her boyfriend with her) and telling my girlfriend that I'd snogged my ex (in my defense... no, I'm just fucking dumb).
EDIT: Yes, the latter was obviously a case of well-deserved feminine rage.
'You know you want it too' - yeah, I was very very young and very very dumb.
More recently 'For heaven's sake, you're tiny!' - I didn't notice when she was sitting, but she was about 5'1", not a dwarf though, 24 years old. I continued with 'Sorry, just came over me' and she didn't mind, fortunately.
More recently 'For heaven's sake, you're tiny!' - I didn't notice when she was sitting, but she was about 5'1", not a dwarf though, 24 years old. I continued with 'Sorry, just came over me' and she didn't mind, fortunately.
For some reason, whenever I trip gravity starts shifting and I get flug at the nearest female.
This is a really long time ago, but the conversation went something like this:
The Girl: "**** I need to talk to you."
I nodded and we went somewhere more calm.
The Girl: "I love you."
Me: "Cool, thanks."
Akward silence.
Me: "Well, see ya."
I was too dumb to get what she was telling me.
This is a really long time ago, but the conversation went something like this:
The Girl: "**** I need to talk to you."
I nodded and we went somewhere more calm.
The Girl: "I love you."
Me: "Cool, thanks."
Akward silence.
Me: "Well, see ya."
I was too dumb to get what she was telling me.
I don't have a lot, but my friend has a couple that come very prominantly to mind. First, I'm with him a couple of my other friends when his girlfriend comes over to us. We start talking and she seems sad for some reason. Tot try and cheer her up she says "oh, your hair looks nice, did you just get out of the pool?" She was pissed. Worse still was one time we were talking and one of his ex-girlfriends came into the discussion. He mentioned how she had recently won a city championship for a sport. He says "Yeah, I noticed I only date girls who are manlier than me." Needless to say his girlfriend was outraged.
me: "hey ----..."
her: "oh hey ----"
me: "umm ---, wait a sec, i kinda of need to talk to you"
her: "oh, what's up?"
me<sweating like a beast, nervous as hell>: "look i know there have been a lot of rumours recently that i fancy you but i just want to say for the record that i dont actually"
....
her : "oh yeah i know, it's just banter isnt it?"
trust me, it was embarrassing
her: "oh hey ----"
me: "umm ---, wait a sec, i kinda of need to talk to you"
her: "oh, what's up?"
me<sweating like a beast, nervous as hell>: "look i know there have been a lot of rumours recently that i fancy you but i just want to say for the record that i dont actually"
....
her : "oh yeah i know, it's just banter isnt it?"
trust me, it was embarrassing
A couple of years back I got a call very early in the morning from my then girlfriend,
I dont remember the exact conversation but the gist of it was
Me: "hello?"
The girl: "I don't think we should see each other any more"
Me: "What?"
The girl: "I'm dumping you"
Me: "Can you do it later in the day?"
she then hung-up on me
needless to say she wasn't impressed
I dont remember the exact conversation but the gist of it was
Me: "hello?"
The girl: "I don't think we should see each other any more"
Me: "What?"
The girl: "I'm dumping you"
Me: "Can you do it later in the day?"
she then hung-up on me
needless to say she wasn't impressed
This reaction is what everyone was thinking.Breaker deGodot said:
OT: Telling a bird I liked her, and getting rejected. Turns out I totally misread her signals. Fuck mixed signals. They are a pain in the arse.
This is awesome. Good sir, you have now won one intarwebz.WanderFreak said:
Yeah, it sounds like she walked in on you butt nekkid with a tub of lube and your arms wrapped around your dog like "I SWEAR TO YOU, IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!" and then later you were just like "Yes, I admit, I was inside the dog at the time of said incident. I apologise and will take it to the woods with a shotgun accordingly"major28 said:
....Or she went all good cop/bad cop on your ass.