Most helpful tip from a loading screen?

[reg42]

"You are dead!"
No, you don't say -.-

 

[Zweiblumen]

"Remember to eat and drink" or something along those lines, cant remember the game tho, which is annoying me now.

But yeah, that.

That's from BG2 (as someone already noted), "Remember that while your character does not need to eat, you do. We don't want to lose any dedicated fans." or some such, can't remember what the latter sentence was but I'm pretty sure about the first one.

Also, pretty much anything from Call of duty 2, along with the one above.

 

[Deathman101]

I remember a Doom 2 mod I played that told me that I was totally fucked and to turn off the mod now...

 

[ResonanceSD]

Can't remember which game it was, but it was essentially "how to run away". Which I used. A lot.

 

[the Revenator]

i dont know if these count but... the: checkpoint, done in halo on the library on legendary where the best ive ever seen

 

[FireFlower18]

another not loading screen, but i still cant belive no one has said it yet......
"Give 'EM the ONE TO PONCH!!!"
~Bioshock

 

[MySoxSmell]

"Press B to jump"

damn ninja'd for the first time

 

[RIOgreatescapist]

WoW's loading screen telling me to go hang out with my friends outside of azzeroth. LOOLOLOLO
because.. it's assuming that.. we have a social life.. nvm.

 

[Wakefield]

You were killed by a grenade, watch out for the grenade indicator.

Damn I was gonna say that.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

'Remember to take all things in moderation, even World of Warcraft!'

Oi, no. I come to you for fun gaming, not life tips, load the game and enjoy my mother's money.

 

[ascorbius]

"Add some basil and oregano for a tasty beef stew"
Rayman: Raving Rabbids.

 

[UtopiaV1]

SimCity - "...reticulating splines..."

 

[Firenz]

I think it was

"Do not pet a burning dog"

Warcraft II hints and tips.

EDIT: I'm sure it also told you not to run with scissors

 

[Pimppeter2]

"Flank your enemies. Noone will remember your glorious head-on suicide charge."

I laughed.

 

[skystryke]

"When using the riot shield face directly at the person shooting you for maximum effect."
-MW2

Who actually needed this advice?

 

[RaigairTheOmnipotent]

COD4MW "point at the enemy-printed on a u.s army rocket launcher" that just made me laugh.
maybe Fable 2 "sure breaking crates is fun but you don't really think theres anything in there do you?" (not word for word)

 

[Gather]

For on-topic... Can't really think of that many that hasn't been said.

I think on Thief Deadly Shadows, there was one like - "Use arrows to kill people" - like halfway through the game. I was like, No SHIIIITT, what was I using up until this point, harsh language?

That club thing. Real thieves don't kill