Most helpful tip from a loading screen?

[havass]

Sims 3 - Compositing teddy bears.

 

[sooperman]

'Save often.

Because this game crashes a lot

The plains of Oblivion are a dangerous place.'

Oh yes. This is a must. They should have made 50% of the loading screens this.

Played it on a PC, eh?

Mine has to be from Eat Lead. It said "Tip - To knock or lean something over on it's side." Who knew?

 

[InsertWittyName]

Walking into a last milisecond grenade in cod4 and it saying HURR A DERP, GRENAYD INDIKAYTOR LAWL and ending with another broken controller.
I think there was one in dead space where it would tell you that shooting the limbs does the most damage, WHY THANK YOU, ITS ONLY THE 50TH TIME YOU'VE TOLD ME SINCE THE FIRST 10 MINUTES OF GAMEPLAY.

 

[Lonely Swordsman]

There is no cow level. Or is there?

 

[Zacharine]

The first time I played X-Com:Apocalypse. The first loading screen before my first tactical mission said "don't die!" Lol:ed pretty hard.

I think that's the default loading screen before tac mission, but it has been some time since I last played Apocalypse.

 

[JIst00]

"Remember to eat and drink" or something along those lines, cant remember the game tho, which is annoying me now.

But yeah, that.

I think its Baldurs Gate II. "Remember your characters don't need to eat but you do" or something like that

The best was an early one that told me of the existance of quick save, not sure what game though.

Yeah thats it.

Also the Wii one that pops up and says "you have been playing for 5 hours, why not take a break." always irritated me. I mean what is it, my bloody mother?

 

[ResiEvalJohn]

For on-topic... Can't really think of that many that hasn't been said.

I think on Thief Deadly Shadows, there was one like - "Use arrows to kill people" - like halfway through the game. I was like, No SHIIIITT, what was I using up until this point, harsh language?

That club thing. Real thieves don't kill

haha, only people who don't appriciate violence and the screams and cries their enemies use that thing. I blew threw most of the game without usin it! Shot arrows into people every chance I got, it was awesome!!

 

[Scabadus]

Don't forget the one from Civilisation IV: "Snacks are good but only in moderation".

 

[Aethren]

That whole long list of phrases in the startup screen of World of Goo. It's a total spoof of Maxis, but it's awesome.

 

[x0ny]

"Being polite while in a group with others will get you invited back!" -WoW, though still some people like to be dicks cuz they can.

 

[feebstalicious93]

uncharted 2 didn't have a loading screen

 

[Cargin]

one of the guitar hero games, it said something along the lines of

"want to play in a band but dont have any friends, play on xbox live."

truly hilarious.

 

[Cargin]

SimCity - "...reticulating splines..."[/quote

i always wondered what the hell that meant.

 

[revjay]

Not everything is a Nemesis plot.

(another from the same game)

Everything is a Nemesis plot.

 

[Godavari]

"Use equipment to unlock special equipment."

I'm sorry, I just can't take that one seriously.

 

[CoverYourHead]

"When in doubt GO FOR THE EYES!" - Dragon Age: Oragins. Made me laugh.

 

[vrbtny]

Fable TLC: Stealing is a crime.....

well... duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh