On holiday in the Pyranees mountains in Southern France I was clambering over some rocks barefoot. I tread on something I think is a stone and kick at it to send it into the mountain pool. Only when it stings me do I realise it's a brightly-coloured hornet as big as my thumb. My foot swells up over the next few minutes to the point where I have to be carried down the mountain.
I went shopping with my girlfriend. As we were heading home with some of the shopping in the backpack I was wearing, her hat was blown off her head by a gust of wind and my cobra-like goal-keeping reflexes took over. I leapt to the left and slightly behind me and caught it as it zipped by. I thought I pulled a muscle doing it as I was a bit sore after that. Unfortunately I had given myself a hernia and a few weeks later I was under the surgeon's knife. "Biggest one I've ever seen" was his comment afterwards. I think he probably says that to everyone.
Visiting a friend in a new house - we're staying overnight. I get out of bed in the middle of the night and decide to use the toilet downstairs to avoid waking people up. They has one more stair in their staircase than I do at home and, in the darkness, I stumble down the last stair and break my toe. The year after that we are in a hotel room in bed and they have tucked the blankets and sheets in too tight. I try and use my right toe to untuck the sheet at the bottom of the bed - and break my toe again with an audible 'crack'.
Twenty years later and I'm taking my son to show him how to play squash. I'm just warming the ball up by bashing it into the wall a few times and I get a bit over-enthusiastic, lunge-stride after the ball. Something pops in my right leg and I can't stand up any more. Ten seconds on the court. At least my son has now learned the benefits of warming up properly.
More to come.
I went shopping with my girlfriend. As we were heading home with some of the shopping in the backpack I was wearing, her hat was blown off her head by a gust of wind and my cobra-like goal-keeping reflexes took over. I leapt to the left and slightly behind me and caught it as it zipped by. I thought I pulled a muscle doing it as I was a bit sore after that. Unfortunately I had given myself a hernia and a few weeks later I was under the surgeon's knife. "Biggest one I've ever seen" was his comment afterwards. I think he probably says that to everyone.
Visiting a friend in a new house - we're staying overnight. I get out of bed in the middle of the night and decide to use the toilet downstairs to avoid waking people up. They has one more stair in their staircase than I do at home and, in the darkness, I stumble down the last stair and break my toe. The year after that we are in a hotel room in bed and they have tucked the blankets and sheets in too tight. I try and use my right toe to untuck the sheet at the bottom of the bed - and break my toe again with an audible 'crack'.
Twenty years later and I'm taking my son to show him how to play squash. I'm just warming the ball up by bashing it into the wall a few times and I get a bit over-enthusiastic, lunge-stride after the ball. Something pops in my right leg and I can't stand up any more. Ten seconds on the court. At least my son has now learned the benefits of warming up properly.
More to come.