Most obscure reference contest

[tawmus]

"See Any UFOs?"

"Not yet."

"Well, keep your eyes open, they're bound to land here sometime."

"What will we do when they come?"

"See if we can sell mom and dad into slavery for a star cruiser"

Not sure how obscure this is but I laugh every time I read it.

"Gentlemen, we just seized an airfield....That was pretty fucking ninja" -Generation Kill

 

[superbatranger]

I'm not sure if these are word for word accurate.

"I've gone...and done it again."
"That's the ring trick."
"I will come over there and hurt you in places you didn't let the boys in junior high touch."
"Kiss the rings, *****."

 

[FrioJenkins]

"HAHA Pan Pan is fat, HAHA he sat on you, HAHA He's a good bear!"

Know what its from? Guess I dare you!

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

"I can see,' he said. He tore off his glasses and simpered like a village idiot. 'Surrender my loins to a shark-toothed fellatrix-I can see!"
And then Captain Valiant burst into flames.

 

[superbatranger]

I'm not sure if these are word for word accurate.

"I've gone...and done it again."

Se7en

Well, you got one right. I applaud your noble effort.

 

[-Adracko-]

How many babies did you kick today?

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

"See Any UFOs?"

"Not yet."

"Well, keep your eyes open, they're bound to land here sometime."

"What will we do when they come?"

"See if we can sell mom and dad into slavery for a star cruiser"

Not sure how obscure this is but I laugh every time I read it.

"Gentlemen, we just seized an airfield....That was pretty fucking ninja" -Generation Kill

CALVIN AND HOBBES! Made me lol many a time as a youth.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

"YES, commander Mackara!"

Bonus points if you can find a video clip of the series

Double Bonus if you can explain the link to it between Highlander, Shaun of the Dead, Wayne's World and Flash Gordon.

Do we win if no-one gets it at all?

 

[Naheal]

What the hell? It's almost as if we're trying to mimic some half-failed then re-aired Fox TV series and associate spin-offs.

 

[Enemy Of The State]

I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I am a little glowing friend.
But really, I'm not actually your friend.
But I am-

They Might Be Giants - Birdhouse In Your Soul


Here's mine:

"The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury. Not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take... inventory. Outgunned. Outnumbered. Out of our minds. On a suicide mission. But the sand and rocks here, stained with thousands of years of warfare... They will remember us. For this. Because out of our vast array of nightmares, this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go forward like a breath exhaled from the Earth. With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: We. Will. Kill him."

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

"HAHA Pan Pan is fat, HAHA he sat on you, HAHA He's a good bear!"

Know what its from? Guess I dare you!

20X6 Homestar Runner.

OT:

"She wasn't your type anyway."

 

[unicron44]

This has got me down like Spinal Meningitis.

 

[zombiestrangler]

"You can Go To Hell! You can go to Hell and Die!"

That zombie movie thing. Dammit, I remember seeing a clip of it months ago on the Escapist...

Wrong. I might have said it wrong though, so I won't hold it against you. I can't find a clip of how it actually goes. But I am thinking for the time being, I said it right.

It sounds like something Mr. Garrison used to say, and it went like, "You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!"

 

[Ldude893]

Here's mine:

"The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury. Not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take... inventory. Outgunned. Outnumbered. Out of our minds. On a suicide mission. But the sand and rocks here, stained with thousands of years of warfare... They will remember us. For this. Because out of our vast array of nightmares, this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go forward like a breath exhaled from the Earth. With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: We. Will. Kill him."

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Captain Price. COD4: Modern Warfare 2.

My turn:

0118-999-881-999-119-725-3.

 

[TheWwwizard]

Most obscure reference?... "You'll need to get a pair of fake legs."