Most obscure reference contest

[Mayonegg]

"Ahh- it's a good paper."

Hint:HE says during a talk he is giving.

Another hint:
He is referring to the Daily Express

 

[Tips_of_Fingers]

Well, I feel vindicated that two out of three of you got the reference (and have simultaneously restored my faith in humanity while earning cookies), but it makes me sad that only one of you correctly identified In Bruges by name. While my faith in humanity is restored, it still saddens me to know that only 33.33% of responding Escapists can correctly place this quote in context--a statistic which absolutely must be improved. Go watch In Bruges. All of you. NOW.

If I had got here a few days earlier, I would have got it straight off. That film is quite incredible...I expected a rough black-comedy with only a few laughs. As it happened, I enjoyed it more for being so black that it was bordering on completely serious. Such a good film and some of the shots of the city are amazing. I like Ralph Fiennes line because that's the kind of thing I do to people lol...

OT: I'll go for something that could be easy depending on your musical tastes - "Last one to Heaven's a loser!"

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

~FLY AWAY NOW! FLY AWAY NOW! FLY AWAAAAAAY~

No cheating, it would ruin it.

It's that movie about the girl, and the ducks right? I can never remember the name of it.

It's from a anime.

Here a tip: Her panties are angelic.

Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt?

Haven't seen it, so I'm not sure, but my friend obsseeeesssses over it.

FInish this poem:

"You are not the bone of your sword that does not even make sense
Your body is not made of steel, and if your blood was fire, you would die
You have made little to no blades whatsoever
Unknown to death because you won't pull the trigger
Nor to life because you are a loser
Have not created many weapons but have withstood pain
Yet those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray..."

Fate/Stay Night, Archer?

Kinda. It's a spoof picture I've seen, the next line is Unlimited Sad Frogs!

Still yeah basically right. 'Gratz!!

 

[googleit6]

This video seems appropriate, especially since I don't have any obscure references to add.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

"'Nother dude walking around in the desert with just one sandal."

 

[RanD00M]

"Ah, there's ice in my vagina."

A lot of my porn uses this line, you'll have to be more specific.

_>

What?

... This is relevant to my interests. I want your porn.

OT: "And with strange aeons, even death may die"

Then I have this.

Person A: I'd like some make-up.
Person B: Well you can't have any.

 

[UFriday]

Civil Protection
They're Batarangs!

 

[Nopenahnuhuh]

Uh oh! Gotta save 'em Ghosts!

 

[gibboss28]

Here's mine:

"The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury. Not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take... inventory. Outgunned. Outnumbered. Out of our minds. On a suicide mission. But the sand and rocks here, stained with thousands of years of warfare... They will remember us. For this. Because out of our vast array of nightmares, this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go forward like a breath exhaled from the Earth. With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: We. Will. Kill him."

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Captain Price. COD4: Modern Warfare 2.

My turn:

0118-999-881-999-119-725-3.

That's easy to remember!

Another obscure reference:

"Mr Flibble's very cross. You shouldn't have run away from him. What are we going to to with them, Mr Flibble...?" ... "We can't possibly do that. Who'd clear up the mess?"

That's not obscure, that's Red Dwarf. More specifically Season 5 Episode 4: Quarantine.

So heres a few from me:
1. Tell me how much they fucking suck

2. Wait, what?

3. People who eat pickles are nice people

 

[circularlogic88]

"'Nother dude walking around in the desert with just one sandal."

Is that life of brian?

 

[MercenaryCanary]

"'Nother dude walking around in the desert with just one sandal."

Is that life of brian?

Nope.
Far from it.

 

[Gamblerjoe]

"This is... damn, this stuff is amazing. It's like you crystallized the best sex you've
ever had with a woman and put it in a tiny bottle on your spice rack. No wait, it's
like you took THAT spice and snorted it while screwing her hotter sister."

 

[circularlogic88]

'

3. People who eat pickles are nice people

That's FF9

 

[moose_man]

"Whereever there is a male race or life form in the universe that is oppressed by females we'll come and free them! For a gay universe! (crowd shouting) FOR A GAY UNIVERSE!"

What is that from?

 

[MrShowerHead]

"Gentlemen, we just seized an airfield....That was pretty fucking ninja" a hint, its from a HBO mini series

Generation Kill

I've only read the book, but it was awesome!

dude you should seriously watch the mini series cant remember the name of him, but he is pissing and singing avril lavigne while the seagents and officers are havent a meeting right next to him xD

You mean Colbelt?
Or was that his name?

 

[The Night Shade]

"Eat a bowl full of fuck"

 

[RanD00M]

"GARBAGE DAY!"

Don't search it, please....

Silent night, Deadly night. Number 2 if I'm not mistaken.

 

[Caliostro]

"I'm busy dying. Please don't bother me now."

Extra kudos for name of the character.

 

[zidine100]

"get out my way! im going to a fi - ya - sta!"
"relax dude, just givin' you some nourishn tacoage"
*hits someone with a bat* "Yay for pinatas! Wooo!"

now try and guess that one, MUHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

 

[GeorgW]

"Pants on head retarded."
You'll never get that one!