Most obscure reference contest

[PorkChopXpress]

Tikki tikki tembo-no sa rembo-chari bari ruchi-pip peri pembo


Yes, thats my reference

 

[Random Argument Man]

Ahem*

...[HEADING=1]OVARIES OF STEEL!!!![/HEADING]

I'd be suprised if you'll find that.

 

[Duffeknol]

'YOU GOT ME A KNORK????'

^ go

 

[Quid Plura]

"If you've never been dismembered or crushed or allowed to slowly disintegrate until you turn into chicken soup, then you propably won't understand."

 

[_Russell_]

"Dude... we just melvined Death!"
Please SOMEONE get this

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey methinks.

"Because its cool, bowties are coll."

not very obscure, but still...

Doctor Who, because bowties ARE cool.

 

[Newtilator]

Dont know how word perfect this is but...
"Yes.... we may just be candles... you might easily be able to put out one light... but we will keep burning... keep glowing.... you will never stop every one of us from glowing! Together we are as bright as the sun!"
Hint: It's an anime.

 

[pendragon177]

"The bird of Hermes is my name eating my wings to make me tame."

The Hellsing OVA's, I got my Alucard wall scroll right behind me with that line printed on it.

Ha, that's awesome!! I still haven't watched all the OVA's and I refuse to watch the anime. I've only read it so far.

 

[Valeriannnn]

"...and I either had to spit or swallow. I swallowed. No comments, please."

That's right, a little dirty. Or is it? If you get this you are the coolest person in the world.

The Dresden Files, Fool Moon

*high five for best series evar*

EDIT: whoops, forgot a quote myself
(not sure if this is perfect)
"Now let's just calm down and take a deep breath."
"You're mocking *deep breath* me, *deep breath* human!"

 

[ever-vigilant]

I'm so cool I put the SMOO in SMOOTH

 

[Hedberger]

"Come in! Don't stand there.!"

"Like a raven, circling above the grave."

"You can't go there."

"Come here, i've always got something interesting for people like you."

"Hello, Hello?"

 

[GeorgW]

"Pants on head retarded."
You'll never get that one!

Yatzhee

Dammit!

Ok, I'm just gonna pull a random quote from the book I'm currently reading. That ought to be obscure.

"WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH"

 

[ThreeWords]

"What, with a dashing hero like me? Of course we'll make it!"

"..."

"Well, you gotta admit, he is dashing."

"But what if they don't make it in time?"

"Then we should all have sex right now."

Each line is spoken by a different character.

Sounds like a transcript of a conversation between my friends...

"WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH"

Don't worry, your loyalty to the Party is not in question...

GOD IS POWER

 

[Newtilator]

"Pants on head retarded."
You'll never get that one!

Yatzhee

Dammit!

Ok, I'm just gonna pull a random quote from the book I'm currently reading. That ought to be obscure.

"WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH"

Don't know if you were serious, but that is obviously 1984. Read that recently.... enjoyed it thoroughly.

 

[Shycte]

Why didn't Gerad Butler go to heaven when he died in P.S I love you?

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

"He signed up for the army with the intention to 'Burst down Hitler's door, tear the moustache off his face and shove it down his...!'"

I'll give you a hint: It's a World War 2 game (duh) and it's a shooter. It's not in the game but the character bios.

 

[Shycte]

"That's not what I was told! My commanding officer told me that the entire planet was in imminent danger of being eaten by an enormous mutant star goat! A monstrous creature from the pit of hell with scything teeth ten thousand miles long, and breath that would boil oceans, claws that could tear continents from their roots, a thousand eyes that burned like the sun, slavering jaws a million miles across, a monster such as you have never, ever, ever..."

On second thought for some people it might be pretty easy, but whoever gets it, I'll be your best friend. Whatever it's worth ;P

The always hilarious Restaurant at the End of the Universe unless I have the wrong book in the series I believe. So many great quotes.

OT: "We HEIL! HEIL! Right in Der Furhers Face!"

De Fuhrer's Face, it's a song.

From Spike Jones I might add.

 

[The Funslinger]

This is a back and forth between two people:

"I used to be in the Samaritans."
"I know. For one Morning.
"I couldn't take any more."
"I don't blame you. You spoke to five people and they all committed suicide. I wouldn't mind, but one was a wrong number! He only phoned up for the cricket scores!"
"Well, it's not my fault everyone chose that day to jump out of buildings! It made the papers, you know. "Lemming Sunday," they called it."

 

[ThreeWords]

OT: "We HEIL! HEIL! Right in Der Furhers Face!"

Der Furhers Face, starring Donald Duck? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iumEGAUceDg]

 

[TehIrishSoap]

"Where Did You Learn To Climb Like That?"
"Climbing Out My Window In The Middle Of The Night To Meet Girls"

 

[robotam]

"Are you a Sardine?"