Movie Defense Force: Double Dragon - The Warriors Wishes It Was This Good

[ACman]

That was great.

No serious. Most I've laughed in quite some time. I don't think i've heard Dead-pan Jim before. He tries sometimes on his podcast but cracks up halfway through when Holmes does the straight-man thing.

More please. If it doesn't get old.

 

[grey_space]

'Double Dragon is the most emotionally rewarding movie of the ninties'

Jim, you had me with that phrase alone.

Thank God for you sir.

 

[MeisterKleister]

Who is Bimmy? THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL NAME!

P.S. Demolition Man isn't a bad movie, but it has problems. Writing isn't really one of them, but acting and execution sure are.

Haha, that part cracked me up. xD
I wonder if Jim knew this from playing the game or from the AVGN.

 

[XMark]

I've always thought the Double Dragon movie is one of the best examples of "so bad it's good". The Dead or Alive movie is also in the same category.

 

[gridsleep]

Are the Escapist going to change the schedule to match reality, or is Movie Defense Force just going to be posted randomly late from now on?

 

[gridsleep]

Ssssssssooooo.... is there a second April Fools type day that I'm not aware of?

Yeah, this is where they MAY fool you again.

 

[Brian Ericksen]

Neck Testicles...I suppose he could impregnate a woman with cunnilingus.

 

[Kenji_03]

Did I miss something here? Some kind of inside joke... I don't get it...

 

[Groverfield]

Oh my god. Someone else knows that The Crow:Wicked Prayer exists. I thought I was alone and manifest it in a fever dream while torn between flu medication making me see stuff and having Dogma and Angel playing at the same time. Really why do people give the ... I was about to say third movie, but I just found out that Crow: Salvation is actually the fourth, despite no one, even myself till half an hour ago or so, knowing that The Crow: Stairway to Heaven existing...