Moving to Austrailia, is there anything i should know?

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RadiusXd

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Zenode said:
Dont listen to half these people

1. The wildlife will not attack you unless provoked
2. Don't talk about "Back in 'merica" people will hate you for it
3. Don't tip anyone
4. If you dont know your cars you will die
5. Melbourne is not pronouce melBORN its melbn
6. Avoid anyone/anything that has the southern cross on it, you will get stabbed
7. We arent as much of a nanny state as anyone makes out
8. You get LOTS of games over here (only a dozen or so have been "banned"
9. If people start giving you shit for being an american, dont take it to heart we are just screwing with ya, insult us back.
10. Metric is EASY to learn and it makes perfect sense, unlike Imperial
11. Vegemite is brilliant. (Also, we call if Peanut Butter and Jam not PB&J)
12. The Mana Bar is in BRISBANE in a different state so unless you're 18 and want to go to a different state, bas luck
13. Bogans are a bigger threat than the animals

Basically, common sense/not being a jackass will keep you safe.

Half you people really need to stop stereotyping...that is unless you want us to start stereotyping your country in which case, go ahead, just dont cry when we do it.
It's my country, I'll steriotype it how i please.
Besides, it is a friggin nanny state, I mean, this is the least densely populated developed country in the world, you would think we would have plenty of room to drive fast without hitting a child (THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!). But no, for some reason we have to drive slower then i can walk most areas, Do our young have no preservation instincts at all? It's simple, big car coming, move out of the way. If we can avoid all the poisinous little creepy crawly's going about, why not a Friggin Great big loud car!? if people don't have the common sense to keep out of the path of ton's of metal, are they really going to survive out in the real world anyway? is it worth the extreme inconvienience of everyone to slighty prolong the inevitable early death of these half-wit evolutionary liabilitys?
i mean, these must be the kids that go with the guy to get candy from his van even after being taught about stranger danger.

EDIT: and how will knowing my cars help me live exactly, I've been doing ok on minimal knowlege of the subject.
Jeeze, and OTHER people are stereotyping.
 

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Woodsey said:
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Woodsey said:
They're turning into China...
Uhh, no we're not.
The people, no (I don't even know how that'd work). The government, yes.
How exactly? If you're talking censorship and surveillance I don't see how the rest of the world is any better (or, moreso the rest of the world that can afford to monitor it's populace).
 

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Treblaine said:
Every time Yahtzee EVER mentions himself living in Australia, he complains about games getting incredibly delayed release with ridiculously extortionate prices.
They're expensive, yes ($100 AUS FFFUUUUU), but very rarely delayed, they usually arrive on time, or within a few days.
Treblaine said:
And Australia seems to be pretty keen on censorship, it's like the UK was in the 1970's.
We really aren't. Otherwise I wouldn't have Prototype, GTA4 or Dead Space, all uncensored.
Treblaine said:
I'd go on holiday there but I wouldn't buy any creative works there. I would consider it an insult to personal liberty and literary freedom.
Umm... what?
 

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PaulH said:
Melbourne is okay ... I prefer Sydney. A little more down to Earth and more migrants. If you can afford it see if you can relocate to Sydney whilst your mum is working in Melbourne. That being said the primary thing you have to worry about is economics.

Pick the right time to change your savings into AUD. Despite Australia's currency belonging to the 'Big Five' traded money of the world (AUD, USD, Euro, Pound, Yen) it has the largest swings and is very dynamic. Depending on the amount you wish to change into hard cash you could lose thousands if you wait for a major interest rate hike to drive the dollar higher prior to exchange.

As for animals and ecology Australia isn't as dangerous as people mae it out to be. Particularly on the Eastern coastline where 90% of the Australian populace (ohf which house the densely populated cities of Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane amongst other population clusters) hug for dear life due to it being the most hospitable terrain and environment for civil development.

You won't find animals jumping through your windows or waking up with snakes in your bed unless you go camping out in the countryside. That being said try to check your bed every now and again for spiders.
exuse me, melbourne kicks sydneys ass up and down the east cost!
 

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RadiusXd said:
PaulH said:
Melbourne is okay ... I prefer Sydney. A little more down to Earth and more migrants. If you can afford it see if you can relocate to Sydney whilst your mum is working in Melbourne. That being said the primary thing you have to worry about is economics.

Pick the right time to change your savings into AUD. Despite Australia's currency belonging to the 'Big Five' traded money of the world (AUD, USD, Euro, Pound, Yen) it has the largest swings and is very dynamic. Depending on the amount you wish to change into hard cash you could lose thousands if you wait for a major interest rate hike to drive the dollar higher prior to exchange.

As for animals and ecology Australia isn't as dangerous as people mae it out to be. Particularly on the Eastern coastline where 90% of the Australian populace (ohf which house the densely populated cities of Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane amongst other population clusters) hug for dear life due to it being the most hospitable terrain and environment for civil development.

You won't find animals jumping through your windows or waking up with snakes in your bed unless you go camping out in the countryside. That being said try to check your bed every now and again for spiders.
exuse me, melbourne kicks sydneys ass up and down the east cost!
Whatever ... Sydney is cooler. Go back to falsifying salary earnings you Victorian :p
 

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PaulH said:
Woodsey said:
Wardnath said:
Woodsey said:
They're turning into China...
Uhh, no we're not.
The people, no (I don't even know how that'd work). The government, yes.
How exactly? If you're talking censorship and surveilance I don't see how the rest of the world is any better (or, moreso the rest of the world that can afford to monitor it's populace).
An incredibly outdated attitude to game censorship and their effect on people, internet censorship, and stuff like searching people upon entering the country just in case for explicit content (porn) on their laptops - the reason for which is apparently to combat child porn.

Last time I checked you were supposed to have evidence before you did stuff like that.
 

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According to the TF2 universe, it's super advance in technology and everyone (even women) sports self-grooming mustaches and drink as much beer as water.

Ok ok, honestly I have no idea about how things are there. All I can tell ya is that games for ages 15+ are supposedly banned or something. :-/

EDIT: Oh yeah, I forgot, an aunt of mine lives there. Although I don't know where exactly. She's part Lebanese, and they seem to hate that down there. The call us "Lebs."
 

Wardnath

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Woodsey said:
internet censorship
Which doesn't exist. Like, at all.

As for the other crap, bills still have to be passed over here before becoming law. Shocking, I know.
 

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RadiusXd said:
Zenode said:
Dont listen to half these people

1. The wildlife will not attack you unless provoked
2. Don't talk about "Back in 'merica" people will hate you for it
3. Don't tip anyone
4. If you dont know your cars you will die
5. Melbourne is not pronouce melBORN its melbn
6. Avoid anyone/anything that has the southern cross on it, you will get stabbed
7. We arent as much of a nanny state as anyone makes out
8. You get LOTS of games over here (only a dozen or so have been "banned"
9. If people start giving you shit for being an american, dont take it to heart we are just screwing with ya, insult us back.
10. Metric is EASY to learn and it makes perfect sense, unlike Imperial
11. Vegemite is brilliant. (Also, we call if Peanut Butter and Jam not PB&J)
12. The Mana Bar is in BRISBANE in a different state so unless you're 18 and want to go to a different state, bas luck
13. Bogans are a bigger threat than the animals

Basically, common sense/not being a jackass will keep you safe.

Half you people really need to stop stereotyping...that is unless you want us to start stereotyping your country in which case, go ahead, just dont cry when we do it.
It's my country, I'll steriotype it how i please.
Besides, it is a friggin nanny state, I mean, this is the least densely populated developed country in the world, you would think we would have plenty of room to drive fast without hitting a child (THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!). But no, for some reason we have to drive slower then i can walk most areas, Do our young have no preservation instincts at all? It's simple, big car coming, move out of the way. If we can avoid all the poisinous little creepy crawly's going about, why not a Friggin Great big loud car!? if people don't have the common sense to keep out of the path of ton's of metal, are they really going to survive out in the real world anyway? is it worth the extreme inconvienience of everyone to slighty prolong the inevitable early death of these half-wit evolutionary liabilitys?
i mean, these must be the kids that go with the guy to get candy from his van even after being taught about stranger danger.

EDIT: and how will knowing my cars help me live exactly, I've been doing ok on minimal knowlege of the subject.
Jeeze, and OTHER people are stereotyping.
If you can walk faster than 50 kilometres per hour, I applaud you. USA's speed limits are lower than ours on average anyway.

I for one think the speed limit in most cases is justified.
 

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A few pointers, primarily realistic safety concerns, because you'll likely have been told a lot of nasty shit about Austrlaia by now (yes, its all true, but no, its not that big a concern if you're in a city).

GENERAL SAFETY:

A common mistake Americans and Brits (particularly Brits) make is not to wear adequate sun protection. No, seriously. This applies mostly if in Perth and its surrounds, but across the entire country to an extent. Why? Because all your bloody fridges and their CFCs tore a hole in the ozone layer, and that damned hole lies not near the countries responsible but right over Australia, pretty much smack bang atop Perth. More than half an hour in midday sun is a foolish endevour unless you're covered with 40+.

If travelling the Nullabor Plain, do not stop on the highway outside of designated rest stops for any reason. That includes helping others who have "broke down". You will likely be murdered.

If travelling the Stuart Highway, take the warning signs seriously, and don't wander from the road. Theres no crazies looking to slit your throat along this road, but there are a butt-tonne of environmental hazards -- theres a damn fine reason the signs are in a billion languages. The desert mostly claims Koreans nowadays (formerlly Japanese were the #1) but theres no reason why an American couldn't join the list.

On rural roads, watch for Kangaroos at sunrise and sunset. You will not encounter roos in the city unless a zoo leaves a gate open. Actually, google image search that shit because there are some hilariously images of smashed up cars from this where the roo literally gets absorbed into the bonnet and displaces the freaking engine.

Spiders are nasty in Australia. In particular, check your shoes if you're in Sydney as theres an angry spider endemic to that city that TARGETS HUMAN FEET, and when poking around behind a house, say, looking for the barbie, watch out for redbacks (only one gender actually has the eponymous red). Most Aussie snakes will kill you.

At the beach, watch for box jellyfish and sharks. If swimming, stick between the flags, if surfing, just crack open a beer and ask the locals to advise.

In bars, glassings to the face or back of the head are common practice, so best just avoid fights. Meth rage has become somewhat problematic in Perth over the last few years.

TOADS:

If in northern Australia (NT, Qld), cane toads can and should be killed, BUT, the corpses must be disposed of. It is irresponsible to leave a corpse lying around as they can and will kill some poor sod's pet and you'll be a hated dude. Ideally, bag the fecker and freeze it to death then drop it in the garbage.

LANGUAGE:

Aussie English words are essentially British styled with American spelling used only when dealing with computers and IT. There are relatively few variations across the country in accent or lingo, although generally Perth leans more British and Syndey leans more American. Accents are essentially limited to 4. Aussie city (incl. Sydney suburbs), Aussie outback, Queenslander and Syndey harbour-sider. The last one is what you'll typically hear on Aussie TV or upon any alien planets that John Crichton has visited.

If somebody "shouts" you a beer or lunch, it means they've offered to pay. I'm still amazed so many Americans and Canadians don't know this one.

"Football", usually means AFL, sometimes rugby up around Queensland. In Perth it often means soccer due to a large British migrant population and a recent backlash against AFL due to general ire towards the local team, the West Coast Eagles over a certain controversial player.

Scallops are a mystery that varies by state.

CUSTOMS AND QUARRANTINE:

Australia takes this shit seriously, particularly WA/Perth. Please, double, triple, quadruple check any consumable shit you bring into the country. And your wood. If in doubt just bloody ask someone because they'll happily help you. The country contains the world's most pristine farmland and anyone that screws that up will face some serious ire.

Pirate goods, some porn or violent games/movies and certain classes of LASERs are also import contraband but this is rarely enforced, nor do genuine Aussies give a shit (kiddy porn excepting).

BEER/BOOZE:

Fosters is stirctly an export beer. Do not expect to find it unless a bottle shop has imported it. Crown Lager is a conjob catering to bogan ideals of faux prestige but tastes similar (a bit better). VB is rather low quality (although if you get lucky and find a bottle of the rare VB classic thats rather nice). Most Aussies drink Toohey's of some sort or other. Stuff like New, Old, or if your bar has the taps close enough to each other to get them in the one jug, "Middle Ages". Yeah, pitchers are called jugs, do not be afraid to ask the bargirl for one, its OK! A jug is 2 L, a pint is 500 mL a schooner is about 370 mL and a middy about 300 mL is most states, but it can vary. South Australia in particular has it all messed up. Most states stock middies OR schooners not both.

Coopers is the best bottled beer by far because its bottle fermented. Comes from South Australia and because the brewry was offered a few good deals to sell out but chose not to, its become rather iconic around Adelaide. Another good drop is Little Creatures from Fremantle, near Perth.

The Australian company Coolabah INVENTED the goonbag, known by some Americans as "boxed wine" (wtf?). Cheapest drink in the country and the best way to avoid the horrendous alcohol taxes if partying at home on a budget; go the fruity lexia, it makes you sexia. 2L goonbags tend to be poor quality.

As for high quality wine, there are a few locally famous regions, but the best by far comes from around Margaret River.

OTHER RECREATIONALS:

Nimbin.
 

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If you're a gamer, you're not gonna get any that would have been rated 18+ because of Michael Atkinson's fascist censorship schemes (unless they managed to rectify that shit now).
 

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Woodsey said:
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An incredibly outdated attitude to game censorship and their effect on people, internet censorship, and stuff like searching people upon entering the country just in case for explicit content (porn) on their laptops - the reason for which is apparently to combat child porn.

Last time I checked you were supposed to have evidence before you did stuff like that.
So? Last time I checked there are people smuggling illicit materials into Australia .. if you have nothing to hide then you have nothing to worry about. And it was one outspoken politician against video game violence. Not the entire government. If video game laws get in the way of your purchasing a game, you just buy it online from Britain (of which are cheaper even with postage and generally get games the same date or slightly earlier).

We also have RBTs (police conducted random breath tests) for drivers whereby a police officer is allowed to test any driver on a public road to see if they had been been drinking prior to driving. No evidence (or even strong indication of drink driving) necessary.

Despite it the Australian government is far less draconian than the US or most European nations so I find it rich when Americans accuse the Australian government of mistreating it's populace.

Until we have metal detectors in High Schools, the death penalty and our government allows predatory land equity loanings I think the Australian government is quite personable and human in comparison.
 

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If you go driving in the country, be on the lookout for kangaroos. They're natures car seeking missiles. Also, We're not trying to be funny when we say all the animals are trying to kill you.
 

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if you wanted any M rated games, buy them before you go there. prepare for bad internet. on the bright side, you are going to Australia, its like an extended vacation, thats awesome!
 

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Cid SilverWing said:
If you're a gamer, you're not gonna get any that would have been rated 18+ because of Michael Atkinson's fascist censorship schemes (unless they managed to rectify that shit now).
Not exactly. They OFLC tend to jam as many games that would be R18+ into the MA15+ category as they can.
 

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My uncle was there for seven years... NEVER, no, ALWAYS wear sunscreen :p


And something about any insect you see that has an interesting colour/appearance you should run away from screaming... or was that wear gloves when working outside?

Perhaps this will aid you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_43-4xjnVA

My uncle had nothing but praise about Australia and the people.

Just relax, take any mockery as good natured and not designed to really hurt, and above all- No Crocodile Dundee jokes :p

OT:

Ok, I'm going to sound retarded, but can someone tell me where I can find the thread about embedding videos?
I accept any and all mocking.