TLJ is an aggravating film.
But what pulled me out of the film permanently was after Kylo blows up the hangar bay and his flight mates blow up the bridge. Three fighters have the Raddus dead to rights and then they are called back for... Reasons.
I thought I had misheard initially (What could they possibly need cover for when there is no air support and they're blowing holes in the biggest ship with only fighters.) But rewatching it only makes it worse. 'Can't cover you' is literally the only reason Hux gives. And then there are far more ships than I thought there were- I count at least 6 star destroyers... and then reading wookepedia, there are apparently two wings of fighters in those things which is +800 fighters, not counting that capital ship. The air support is gone, three fighters punched through the shields to take out the bridge, why wouldn't you release your fighters? The film leans heavily on WWII tactics anyways... just do Battle of Midway and the carriers need never meet.
And then that is followed by Space Leia and then this cockamamie plan to leave, go to another planet, and then they are so confident that things will be exactly like they left that this plan actually makes sense. That was the final straw where I was no longer engaged in the Secondary World. The spell of the story was broken and I couldn't get back into it no matter how I tried.
Neither Finn/ Rose's plan nor Huldo's plan makes much sense. Hyperspace trackers is a really bad idea to introduce into a series where they want to keep rebooting the Rebel storyline. Rebels are dead now for they can never hit and run again. And on my first watch, I missed some of the quick dialogue and assumed only Snoke's ship had a tracker, but turns out they all do, so everything about Finn/ Rose's plan seems crazy and bound to fail. It's also not so obvious why only one tracker at a time would be used. They handwaved it, but I wasn't buying what they were selling. Why in the world would you not have a redundancy and why in the world can a mechanic and janitor just spitball not only the existence of experimental technology, but how it works and how to stop it... and they're right. Battlestar Galatica did this plot much better. And had better female characters to boot, just in that first episode alone. You felt that countdown, you understood the logic of how they sussed out how they were getting tracked. People just know stuff. And nothing that they know (and are correct) really follows from the information given on screen, given there are quite a few other possibilities. Guess the characters were reading the script?
Huldo's makes even less sense. Because they are in SPACE. At what point in the chase do the Imperials, sipping their tea and playing poker, ask themselves. Hey that planet, that only planet that's coming up for last ten hours. They can't jump because they don't have fuel. What are the chances they might go there? How about three of our Star Destroyers (that are doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING) pop on ahead and wait. Just in case. And then it turns out they have decloak scanners then entire time. But they weren't going to turn them on unless convinced by a prisoner. Because Reasons. Such a stupid way to introduce and immediately counteract technology. What is the point of a cloaking device if you can just run a decloak scan? And the Empire's ships just have them. No big deal or anything.
And then DJ doesn't make a lick of sense, when you rewatch the film. See, Han's character makes sense on a rewatch because it turns out as mercenary as he is, he's a rogue with a heart of gold. So although Luke bribes him with money to fetch Leia, after you see the end of Episode IV, his actions make even more sense because now you know he's more than a mercenary.
DJ turns out to be an opportunist. True neutral. He reveals this idea on the ship ride over- everyone's fighting, and some people make a lot of money (Barring the part where one side keeps making planet destroying weapons, but okay buddy. Both sides are basically the same. Sure.) But then they caught and he betrays them, but he's not broken up about it at all. It's just business. So now you go back. He's not a rogue with the heart of gold. He's an opportunist looking for good money. So why the heck does he voluntarily sneak into the most heavily guarded flying fortress in the galaxy? Han had the great excuse of getting trapped against his will and at the very least needed to get out. Rescuing Leia is only a small blip in the much bigger mess. But DJ's out. And Finn and Rose literally can offer him no downpayment. And. Unless DJ has not been watching the news, he ought to know the Empire's basically won and the Rebels are done. Why would an opportunist, just looking for money go on what 'sounds more like a suicide mission". After all "What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it." Is there no where else in the galaxy DJ couldn't make a quick buck? Seems like he could get in and out of the Casino Planet jail at whim and was just conveniently hanging around long enough for the 'heroes' who can't park a car without getting towed linked up with him. Was there no easy money to be had?
Everything about the central cruiser is so contrived to be exactly so where they put their villains on a treadmill for nearly the entire film and just leave them there, waiting for fuel to run out. Fighter patrols can be seen flying around when pursuing the Raddus, but not when attacking the Rebel base initially, because... Reasons. Yes, they lampshaded it. But it still doesn't solve the problem. Both Rebels and Empire were so stupid in their decision making that I hated all sides. Like, I really want the Resistance to just die, and be forgotten and start all over again. Clearly, the rest of the galaxy thinks the same way.
Like, what happened? The Rebels blew up Death Star III, and a Fleet Killer, and the Capital of the new Empire (seriously, the encylopedia entry on Snoke's ship is more exciting than the movie- criminally underutilized for such a cool concept. Just another giant ship to blow up for diminishing returns)... and yet no one in the entire galaxy is galvanized into action? What more can the Rebels do? Why does the galaxy suck so much? When civilian populations are attacked, people are galvanized into action (think the London Blitz), but this galaxy lays over and surrenders after their capital is destroyed. The galaxy didn't care about the Rebels and therefore I didn't care about them either. Why would Luke's brief lightshow be any more of a spark, considering hardly anyone saw it, and delaying a force for a few minutes is hardly as impressive as blowing up a Death Star, unless you happened to have filmed it. Not to mention, it's completely inconsistent with all the lionization of the everyman and the downgrade of the Skywalkers... but it turns out nothing but a Skywalker will inspire a galaxy. So which is it?
And then there's that stupid, stupid crash scene with Finn (poor guy, they gave him nothing to do for the entire film. They did him dirty.) I'm always very cognizant of the situationally inappropriate slow motion kiss with a near by ticking time bomb, but this one was painful. Why aren't those giant walkers shooting at them? I thought in theatres on my first watch. How are you having a romantic moment when that lazer is very likely killing people on the other side (not so obvious that anyone would survive that beam from their current perspective.) And why is Finn supposed to be learning this lesson of fighting for what he loves, when he was the one that was trying to save Rey from getting ambushed, and Rose called him the coward for his troubles? And this anti-sacrifice theme is completely inconsistent with Huldo's sacrifice on one side, and Luke's on the other. Which is it movie? Because your theme is sandwiched between two very visual contradictions and it's not so obvious that Finn was even doing his suicide run for the reasons that she said. Unless she can mindread through a ship, he might very well be doing it for love, or whatever. Very odd distinction regardless.)
I'll stop. But the story structure is just nonsense and a Frankenstein plot of Empire and Jedi. And people call it original. Hardly.
But what pulled me out of the film permanently was after Kylo blows up the hangar bay and his flight mates blow up the bridge. Three fighters have the Raddus dead to rights and then they are called back for... Reasons.
I thought I had misheard initially (What could they possibly need cover for when there is no air support and they're blowing holes in the biggest ship with only fighters.) But rewatching it only makes it worse. 'Can't cover you' is literally the only reason Hux gives. And then there are far more ships than I thought there were- I count at least 6 star destroyers... and then reading wookepedia, there are apparently two wings of fighters in those things which is +800 fighters, not counting that capital ship. The air support is gone, three fighters punched through the shields to take out the bridge, why wouldn't you release your fighters? The film leans heavily on WWII tactics anyways... just do Battle of Midway and the carriers need never meet.
And then that is followed by Space Leia and then this cockamamie plan to leave, go to another planet, and then they are so confident that things will be exactly like they left that this plan actually makes sense. That was the final straw where I was no longer engaged in the Secondary World. The spell of the story was broken and I couldn't get back into it no matter how I tried.
Neither Finn/ Rose's plan nor Huldo's plan makes much sense. Hyperspace trackers is a really bad idea to introduce into a series where they want to keep rebooting the Rebel storyline. Rebels are dead now for they can never hit and run again. And on my first watch, I missed some of the quick dialogue and assumed only Snoke's ship had a tracker, but turns out they all do, so everything about Finn/ Rose's plan seems crazy and bound to fail. It's also not so obvious why only one tracker at a time would be used. They handwaved it, but I wasn't buying what they were selling. Why in the world would you not have a redundancy and why in the world can a mechanic and janitor just spitball not only the existence of experimental technology, but how it works and how to stop it... and they're right. Battlestar Galatica did this plot much better. And had better female characters to boot, just in that first episode alone. You felt that countdown, you understood the logic of how they sussed out how they were getting tracked. People just know stuff. And nothing that they know (and are correct) really follows from the information given on screen, given there are quite a few other possibilities. Guess the characters were reading the script?
Huldo's makes even less sense. Because they are in SPACE. At what point in the chase do the Imperials, sipping their tea and playing poker, ask themselves. Hey that planet, that only planet that's coming up for last ten hours. They can't jump because they don't have fuel. What are the chances they might go there? How about three of our Star Destroyers (that are doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING) pop on ahead and wait. Just in case. And then it turns out they have decloak scanners then entire time. But they weren't going to turn them on unless convinced by a prisoner. Because Reasons. Such a stupid way to introduce and immediately counteract technology. What is the point of a cloaking device if you can just run a decloak scan? And the Empire's ships just have them. No big deal or anything.
And then DJ doesn't make a lick of sense, when you rewatch the film. See, Han's character makes sense on a rewatch because it turns out as mercenary as he is, he's a rogue with a heart of gold. So although Luke bribes him with money to fetch Leia, after you see the end of Episode IV, his actions make even more sense because now you know he's more than a mercenary.
DJ turns out to be an opportunist. True neutral. He reveals this idea on the ship ride over- everyone's fighting, and some people make a lot of money (Barring the part where one side keeps making planet destroying weapons, but okay buddy. Both sides are basically the same. Sure.) But then they caught and he betrays them, but he's not broken up about it at all. It's just business. So now you go back. He's not a rogue with the heart of gold. He's an opportunist looking for good money. So why the heck does he voluntarily sneak into the most heavily guarded flying fortress in the galaxy? Han had the great excuse of getting trapped against his will and at the very least needed to get out. Rescuing Leia is only a small blip in the much bigger mess. But DJ's out. And Finn and Rose literally can offer him no downpayment. And. Unless DJ has not been watching the news, he ought to know the Empire's basically won and the Rebels are done. Why would an opportunist, just looking for money go on what 'sounds more like a suicide mission". After all "What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it." Is there no where else in the galaxy DJ couldn't make a quick buck? Seems like he could get in and out of the Casino Planet jail at whim and was just conveniently hanging around long enough for the 'heroes' who can't park a car without getting towed linked up with him. Was there no easy money to be had?
Everything about the central cruiser is so contrived to be exactly so where they put their villains on a treadmill for nearly the entire film and just leave them there, waiting for fuel to run out. Fighter patrols can be seen flying around when pursuing the Raddus, but not when attacking the Rebel base initially, because... Reasons. Yes, they lampshaded it. But it still doesn't solve the problem. Both Rebels and Empire were so stupid in their decision making that I hated all sides. Like, I really want the Resistance to just die, and be forgotten and start all over again. Clearly, the rest of the galaxy thinks the same way.
Like, what happened? The Rebels blew up Death Star III, and a Fleet Killer, and the Capital of the new Empire (seriously, the encylopedia entry on Snoke's ship is more exciting than the movie- criminally underutilized for such a cool concept. Just another giant ship to blow up for diminishing returns)... and yet no one in the entire galaxy is galvanized into action? What more can the Rebels do? Why does the galaxy suck so much? When civilian populations are attacked, people are galvanized into action (think the London Blitz), but this galaxy lays over and surrenders after their capital is destroyed. The galaxy didn't care about the Rebels and therefore I didn't care about them either. Why would Luke's brief lightshow be any more of a spark, considering hardly anyone saw it, and delaying a force for a few minutes is hardly as impressive as blowing up a Death Star, unless you happened to have filmed it. Not to mention, it's completely inconsistent with all the lionization of the everyman and the downgrade of the Skywalkers... but it turns out nothing but a Skywalker will inspire a galaxy. So which is it?
And then there's that stupid, stupid crash scene with Finn (poor guy, they gave him nothing to do for the entire film. They did him dirty.) I'm always very cognizant of the situationally inappropriate slow motion kiss with a near by ticking time bomb, but this one was painful. Why aren't those giant walkers shooting at them? I thought in theatres on my first watch. How are you having a romantic moment when that lazer is very likely killing people on the other side (not so obvious that anyone would survive that beam from their current perspective.) And why is Finn supposed to be learning this lesson of fighting for what he loves, when he was the one that was trying to save Rey from getting ambushed, and Rose called him the coward for his troubles? And this anti-sacrifice theme is completely inconsistent with Huldo's sacrifice on one side, and Luke's on the other. Which is it movie? Because your theme is sandwiched between two very visual contradictions and it's not so obvious that Finn was even doing his suicide run for the reasons that she said. Unless she can mindread through a ship, he might very well be doing it for love, or whatever. Very odd distinction regardless.)
I'll stop. But the story structure is just nonsense and a Frankenstein plot of Empire and Jedi. And people call it original. Hardly.