Mysterious 8,000 Piece Lego Box Confounds and Perplexes

[Warforger]

Was I the only one to notice the swastika in photo 12 and 13?

No you were not. Swastikas are creepy I tend to make them out in tiles everywhere I go.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

seems like a good place to hide a porn stash

Lego and porn, a match made in 12-year-old-boy heaven.

What kind of Heaven WOULDN'T have porn and legos?

OT: That's pretty freakin' awesome. And I want one.

Incidentally, my first thought when I saw this honestly wasn't "porn stash", and I think it's hilarious that it WAS everyone else's. Good ol' Escapist.

 

[MEEBO17]

I'd love to have one of those!

 

[Endocrom]

I would consider buying the plans if he can legally sell them.

Also, there is no such thing as "a Lego", Lego is a brand, they sell blocks/bricks/pieces so neither lego nor legos is correct. Say "Lego pieces" if you must, but only in the first instance to establish context.

 

[Yosato]

This impenetrable box has one striking weakness. . . It's made of lego! Crush the damn thing to open it!!

 

[Dupeo]

How much does this cost and where can I buy it?

 

[putowtin]

and when he got to the end and found he had a four'er left he wept!

 

[Woem]

sticktoitiveness

My new favorite Word. Thanks Tom XD

YES, sticktoitiveness fixes most of our problems.

 

[lapan]

I wouldn't open that box, it reminds me to much of a certain other box:

 

[supermariner]

8,000 pieces?
that's nothing
James May built an entire house with 3 million

 

[tzimize]

seems like a good place to hide a porn stash

Lego and porn, a match made in 12-year-old-boy heaven.

Hahahah! ^^

This is definitely one of the coolest things I've seen.

The Riddler's first toy.

Hehehe...gotta love The Escapist. No other forum I know, can make a thread about a legobox funny in a few comments.

 

[Omega07]

Where can i buy one...?

Having this might make everything else i own look so... simple... ^^

 

[Random berk]

If it were me, I'd take it apart, use prodigious amounts of super-glue, and glue the pieces back together before selling it. Can't break Lego(s) if they're glued together. Trust me, I've tried, dropped a glued-together Millenium Falcon out of my second-story window onto pavement, nothing came off.

Yeah, it'd make a good safe in this way. Put whatever you want to keep safe in it, and it'd be almost as secure as Da Vinci's cryptex. (Assuming he actually made those and it was not in fact Dan Brown's cryptex). You could still easily get into it with a sledgehammer or a katana, but you'd probably destroy whatever was inside, and anyway, who would ever go to that much trouble to break into an innocent lego box?

 

[PixelJunk]

I wonder if the spirit of some long dead lego pharoah will awaken when it's solved...

 

[Clockwork Scarecrow.]

Gief box nao pls.

 

[Baldry]

I want three...and I shall hide them throughout the house and put a bomb in one.

 

[WorldCritic]

It's like if the Riddler were asked to make Pandora's Box out of Legos.

 

[FalloutJack]

As a fellow Lego Maniac, Mr. Wilder... I salute you!