Name that stain!
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It's not hairdye because nobody dyes their hair. Not their visible hair at least. It's not spooge because we all have our seperate places for spooging.
And I don't want to just ask everyone because the resident lesbians have already gotten their knickers in a twist because I complained that the pube-sand they regularly deposit into the bath made me want to be sick in their slippers.
I think moving way indeed be the answer. When I find a massive slug by the toilet and am relieved because it's not scat, I thin that's a sign that living conditions are a tad... dire.
Also, we have large mushrooms growing in two rooms of the house.
And I don't want to just ask everyone because the resident lesbians have already gotten their knickers in a twist because I complained that the pube-sand they regularly deposit into the bath made me want to be sick in their slippers.
I think moving way indeed be the answer. When I find a massive slug by the toilet and am relieved because it's not scat, I thin that's a sign that living conditions are a tad... dire.
Also, we have large mushrooms growing in two rooms of the house.
What's wrong with designated splooge?! We each have our own rooms and I think the unwritten house rule of 'no splooging in communal areas' is perhaps the only one that is actually followed... I hope.Anonymouse said:
As for the lube thing, that's what I was actually suspecting. I wanted to see if anyone would jump to that conclusion without my direct influence. Not gonna lick it though... or sniff it for that matter. I'm going to make an mock plaque, commemorating the mystery spot and urging tourists to take pictures.
I... I'm horrified. Though, on a more positive note, if one of the lesbians were to slip over in the bathroom and accidentally become impregnated by public splooge, the resulting melodrama would be incredbily entertaining! I could sell tickets.Anonymouse said:
I rarely use emoticons, but I think it's warrented here.ThatJagoGuy said:
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I've actually WONDERED if anyone has ever gotten pregnant in just such a fashion. I mean, out of untold billions of people surely someone has been impregnated by so called "public spooge"
Man, that would be an awkward conversation to have with. . . anyone I guess.
To the topic at hand, it seems that short of asking (and hoping for an honest answer), this mystery will never be solved. If the stains are readily removed with a clensing agent I'd suspect something organic. If not, probably a staining agent like a hair dye (though the blue one is a bit suspect). There are unfortunately far too many options available for the source of the stains.
I have no idea about the blue stain, and good luck with that one. But the red stain could be blood from stool after the toilet has been flushed.
Ew dude. I lived in a hole but your house sounds awful. Just grit your teeth and clean the damn place if you're too chicken to confront your housemates about it. You have to do something, if they ignore your pleas then you can either talk to the landlord and deal with it, while most likely being loathed, or move out. Don't question the weird stains, you know you won't like the answers.
Considering that I'm at something of a loose-end since finishing an exam this morning, I shall! And in true shopping channel fashion, I shall also include photos of the bath-mushrooms, and the toilet slug!Specter_ said:
Right... back soon...!
Is is a bit wrong that I'm looking forward to the pictures? After the rat-sized clump of hair I yanked out of the shower plughole this morning, it'll be nice to compare grimness.
...actually I'm not really bothered about the grimness. Our kitchen looks like a scene from Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares (yay chicken and vegetable casserole that's been left for well over a month because everyone's too scared to lift the lid!) but I don't actually give a flying crap because the most I use the kitchen for is putting chips in the oven or boiling a pan of water to make pasta.
...actually I'm not really bothered about the grimness. Our kitchen looks like a scene from Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares (yay chicken and vegetable casserole that's been left for well over a month because everyone's too scared to lift the lid!) but I don't actually give a flying crap because the most I use the kitchen for is putting chips in the oven or boiling a pan of water to make pasta.
As interesting as the pictures and finding out what caused the stains. Do you REALLY want to know?
