Name that stain!

[The Infamous Scamola]

Reverse Jesus is created when you masturbate in the bath and your sister falls pregnant by then bathing in the same water.

Wait a minute... Why would anyone take a bath in water that was already used to bathe by someone else? Doesn't that completely defeat the whole point of bathing?

Reverse Jesus is a lie I tells ya!

 

[pffh]

And I don't want to just ask everyone because the resident lesbians have already gotten their knickers in a twist because I complained that the pube-sand they regularly deposit into the bath made me want to be sick in their slippers.

Pube-sand?

Also the blue stain might be caused by copper in the water.

Reverse Jesus is created when you masturbate in the bath and your sister falls pregnant by then bathing in the same water.

Wait a minute... Why would anyone take a bath in water that was already used to bathe by someone else? Doesn't that completely defeat the whole point of bathing?

Reverse Jesus is a lie I tells ya!

Hillbillies.

 

[konkwastaken]

inside of a glow stick...why not

 

[GrimRox]

I once made purple stains using an unhealthy mixture of cider and black and black AfterShock. It is most likely to be dried vomit. I don't think spooge can turn blue. It may, though unlikely, be a cleaning product that hasn't been applied correctly?

 

[S.H.A.R.P.]

Haha this topic is the greatest fun I had all day! Please sir, post those pictures. I am intrigued to see if the users here can solve the mystery. For now, after reading all the posts I have to say that coloured (and possibly even flavoured) lube is the most plausible. Who's taking bets?

 

[riskroWe]

Worst colour we've had is red, and I assumed it was blood. If it's blue or pink it's probably some kind of shampoo or soap or cleaning liquid. I know we have blue hand soap.

Wait a minute... Why would anyone take a bath in water that was already used to bathe by someone else? Doesn't that completely defeat the whole point of bathing?

Reverse Jesus is a lie I tells ya!

Hardcore greenies are always finding new ways to save water.

 

[Mullahgrrl]

Blod stains can leave pinkish stains after being removed.

 

[ThatJagoGuy]

Okay, I have the pics. I must apologise for the quality as my only camera is on my phone... and is shit. Also, the blue stain has faded somewhat from people sitting on it (eesh!)... and all that remains of the pink one is under the seat. I fear they may no longer live up to the hype. :/

Also, in reference to the blood suggestions, the previous blood that has been found on the toilet hasn't stained... just gone... clotted. EEEEEEEW! FACK! Haha!

Right, here's the link to my specially created Flickr. Didn't know if Escapist allows embedding.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/36138051@N03/

 

[ThatJagoGuy]

Incidentally, reading this thread while listening to Queen's 'Friends Will Be Friends' is frickin' hillarious.

 

[megalomania]

Just remembered why I stopped reading escapist during meal times...

Fatal Error.