My housemates are filth. Plates, bins, food, and clothes are frequently thrown because they've gone beyond what could safely be considered reasonably-mouldy.
One thing that leaves me perplexed, however, is the brightly coloured stains that keep occurring on the toilet seat. First it got stained bright pink, and now it has been stained bright blue. The only reasonable explanation I can think of is that someone is puking up cheap alco-pops and always neglecting to put the seat up. Unlikely.
Am I being naive? Is there some kinky sexual thingumy that I'm over-looking? Is it smallpox or some other lethal biological culture? Any ideas??
One thing that leaves me perplexed, however, is the brightly coloured stains that keep occurring on the toilet seat. First it got stained bright pink, and now it has been stained bright blue. The only reasonable explanation I can think of is that someone is puking up cheap alco-pops and always neglecting to put the seat up. Unlikely.
Am I being naive? Is there some kinky sexual thingumy that I'm over-looking? Is it smallpox or some other lethal biological culture? Any ideas??