oh hi i was just cleaning my goddamn revenant machine gun. you see, that rifle's older than you are. i call him reaver. he's my lucky charm. more men have been killed with that gun than died in the scilliar blitz. i remember reaver's first kill. i killed my way across the terminus system. whenever someone calls me ruthless, relentless even, they're talking about that gun. i don't take reaver into battle anymore. it's like he's finally had enough with the blood and gore and wanted to rest. been restin' ever since.
(to all you people who don't know, the revenant machine gun is from mass effect 2)