Alright, I've been waiting to write here because I've wanted to see how other people are holding up.
My gripes...letsee, let's start from the smaller stuff and work up.
Morty. Fuck You. Your Gengar's Shadow Ball is OPed, You nearly took down my Ampharos. Dick.
Eevee. Y U NO LOVE ME!?
Dear CRS Australia. I know you're trying to help, but I have no clue of what I could do for work around here. I know you're offering suggestions, but 8 months of running around in circles and now putting me into 4 hours of job finding groups (One hour of that is admittedly a lunch break) when it takes me $30 to get in and out of town is ridiculous.
Dear Employers, I know I'm disabled, but I'm quite good on computers and have good communication skills, I CAN be a receptionist or do admin or something! My parents are really getting on my back about not having a job yet.
Dear Parents, I know I've been out of school for a little over 8 months now and have failed at two courses (One I dropped out of due to stress, and the other was both of my lack of interest in the place and the sheer retardedness of the traineeship group. Damn you Centre >.<) but I am TRYING to get a job. I want and need a job. I hate sitting at home, but this town has very little in it for most people just out of school, let alonen someone with the stigma of having a disablility. No, no matter what you think, I don't just sit around being disabled, I know my limits, and my confidence has been lacking lately, back off. No, I'm not gay, I don't have an interest in girls because I have a girlfriend overseas which (when posed hypothetical questions and scenarios) you are so violently adamant about. It's hard and can be stressful, but she's fucking real, be a bit more goddamn accepting.
To my girlfriend. I know you're only just turning 17 and I'm 2 and a half years your senior. You could be a bit more reassuring to me when you are going to go out and meet up with a guy (especially an ex) you should know that when you fell for one of my best friends and that dickhead I'd be skittish and nervous when you go out with guys. I want to drop it but I can't, it's hard, even though I DO trust you. I know we split for four months, but I don't care that it happened, we NEEDED it, and I'm not angry at you, I never was. I know you're confused about things, but don't ask me out again and tell me you love me then turn around and say 'I love you' is going too fast when you won't talk to me about it. I can wait for you to sort your mind out, don't worry about that, but I wish you would come to me more, you have no idea how much you mean to me, do you? I hold back my love for you and act a bit more like a friend just so you can be comfortable. It isn't the greatest feeling, but I'll do it for you. I wish you would stop wearing hoodies all the time, especially when I'm on...they mean you're feeling insecure because IT'S SUMMER there. I feel terrible when I see you like that, because as much as I want to protect you and keep you safe, I can't do jack crap. Don't worry so much about your Dad finding out you've been using the phone to chat to people overseas, you barely use it (my friends even confirm that) and even if you are caught, I'll know and come right over. Yes, I'll wait two years and come over, I promised it before, and I promise it now. Finally, I do love you.
To my good friend and to a lesser extent his Canadian girlfriend. It's okay if you write a public love message on Facebook maybe once a week, but NOT EVERY FUCKING FIVE SECONDS. They come off as sappy and forced, almost pathetic. I know I love my girlfriend more than I probably should, but even I wasn't that bad. On the topic of my girlfriend: QUIT FUCKING TELLING ME TO BREAK UP WITH HER! I know she broke up with me for four months, I know she drove me to drink, I know she fell for my friends and other guys, and I know I wasn't always happy with her and that she brought me to tears. Take a good look at yourself; Your darling girl has broken up with you on multiple occassions, has told you she'd move back in with an ex, you drink over her, you take out your frustrations on everyone around you because your family finds her suspicious (even I do, and I'm in a similar position!) and you expect ME to apologise to her because of a joke! I didn't even say anything, I wasn't even thinking that your autistic brother would have a girlfriend in the same room as him before you did! Don't go speaking as if I'm an evil person because I went "Mmm...I won't say anything". Furthermore, don't go pestering me to apologise to your girl when I had done nothing wrong! 'Dig myself out of my own grave'!? If she's THAT pissed at me for doing nothing I will gladly take a shovel to her face! CHIVALRY IS ONE OF MY BIGGEST CHARACTERISTICS! That's how annoyed she makes me! Oh, and while you're talking to her, don't act all superior to us when we're in the same room as us, and when we tell jokes, don't treat us like we don't associate with you! I've known you for 6 GODDAMN YEARS and have kept you out of so much trouble.
But I'm not done with you yet! How DARE YOU make your mother cry on her goddamn birthday by RUNNING OFF IN THE GODDAMN CITY FOR FOUR HOURS because you couldn't take that joke about your brother having a girlfriend in the same country before you did! You cut into her time, my time, and her made her feel like the goddamn devil! I admit, I am NOT close to my mother, and I can treat her like dirt, but that was so fucking childish and cruel! Hell, you only came back because I reminded you I was planning on lending you money so you can move out! Are you getting that money now? Hell no! You were off being a selfish dick while I stayed with your mother and kept her from leaving and just feeling bad. Hell, you pulled such a dick move that you even made your sister throw up! I know you think your family hates you because of your girlfriend, but they don't, they're concerned and you just yell at them and push them away. You're so set on moving out that you think "This waiters job is earning me tonnes of money! I can easily live off of this" when you'll be so far in debt in the first two weeks it isn't funny! You expect your family to help you when they have a teeny car and you treat them like dirt? Good luck with that. Oh, and finally, DON"T ANNOUNCE YOU'RE GOING TO MARRY YOUR INTERNET GIRLFRIEND ON YOUR MOTHER'S B'DAY WHEN YOU'VE STRESSED HER ENOUGH! IT WAS MEANT TO BE HER DAY AND SHE WAS SO THANKFUL I WAS THERE!
*huff, huff, huff*
That should be all, I apologise for any offence I may have caused, and the All Caps was for good reason