New Eroge Game Introduces Wang Recognition Technology

[Samurai Goomba]

Hopefully we can get this device compatible with games that aren't erotic, just for the sake of humor. I think Super Mario Brothers could be vastly improved in this manner.

Of course I'm joking.

 

[ThantosX]

Woman are so gonna sue asking for a pussy recognition system -Shot-

 

[DarkRyter]

Now even dating sims can make you feel insignificant.

 

[quack35]

Now that's what I call innovation!

 

[Adam]

...For fuck sakes Japan, this is why no one takes you seriously!!!

 

[Aesir23]

I have to admit, I could not stop laughing the entire time I was reading that article to my sister. Now that the laughter has died, I need to get myself brain bleach.

 

[raxer92]

A dick sensor... Praise be to Yevon... I joke, what I can really say is, these To-Jo need to get their minds out of the gutters.

What you expect its japan, the same country which makes amazing cartoon series like gurren lagann and NGE are going to have a pervert market, just like every other country does, why do you think that stupid Ecchi genre exists

 

[dudeman0001]

...For fuck sakes Japan, this is why no one takes you seriously!!!

I'm getting tired of quotes like this. Come on guys. They're a small, independent nation, with their own language, their own culture, and they were hit with an atomic bomb! 2 ACTUALLY! Of course they're gonna be weird!

 

[A random person]

So it's the prime competitor of Natal?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[ChocoFace]

if that reaction is to point and laugh, you lose, pal.

haha, indeed.

 

[Ren3004]

I'm going with the 'End Times are upon us' theory.

 

[Jandau]

...this new digital dick detector...

I lol'd, I lol'd hard...

 

[Deleted]

Don't let your girlfriend see you playing THAT.

 

[LockHeart]

Japanese innovation strikes again!

[sub]I feel dirty having read that. I wish I could un-read it.[/sub]

 

[cocoadog]

okay I really didn't need to know that. I should really stop clicking every thread

 

[SimuLord]

If we could just get Eroge game designers to concentrate on solving world hunger for five minutes, with their amazing innovation and imaginations... this is still what they'd make.

They'd solve world hunger...five calories at a time.

 

[Deleted]

Teabagging can be brought into a whole new level.

 

[Pink_Pirate]

this...is... AWESOME!