I personally eagerly await Pokemon "True Red" which will be a remake of the original Pokemon Red, but with a twist... in this one the Pokemon capture the trainers and force them to do battle for their amusement!
Generate your Pokemon, come out of the grass, and lurk through the towns looking for children to encapsule, train, and force to fight to the death! The final legendary will of course have to be Professor Oak, hiding in the top of the Pokemon center, desperatly trying to use his knowlege to save the last remnants of humanity from their fate.
Just think it would be awesome, you could like play an eerie, english-speaking Pikachu who would enter Gyms, surrounded by corpses and the flaming wreckage of a town, only to find the remaining trainers powerlessly firing guns at the door as you advance vader-like and throw out a ball "muhahahaha Red, I choose you" and then watch the resulting death matches as the kids tearfully throw down their spent guns and begin pummeling each other... and heck, if your kid wins maybe you'll bless him with a potion or a berry to eat after all his hard work.
Then of course we'd have the new breeding system, but well... some surprises will have to wait.
Toss in some properly Russian music, and a "In Soviet Kanto, Pokemon fight you" voiceover as it boots up and we've got the best game to date.
Doubtlessly PETA will help with the promotion, and give it special seals of approval!
