New Maya Discovery Casts Doubt on World's Imminent Demise

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Credossuck said:
Strazdas said:
Dont worry, we still got time till 3676 when the Nostradamus said it will end.

Racecarlock said:
If the mayans were so good at predicting stuff, how come they couldn't predict their own extinction?
actually, they did. Or wiat, that was atztecs. They predicted that gods would come form across the ocean and the end of the world will happen. Well we came and slaughtered them.
notably absent: godhood.
Well, not really. Can you recognize god when you see one? After all, according to christian belief we are made in gods image. Atztecs actually loked at us as gods even after we destroyed their capital. They still wouldn't fight because "you cant fight gods". Of course eventually they fought, when they realized we arent the gods shamans told them about, but their pretty blinding date did allow us to match though whole land of theirs without being attacked when we first came. And it is because they though we were gods.
Was christ a god? no. Would you dare to kill him if he showed up at your shore-city? doubtful. Its all about perception.

On the sidenote: four around a year we got a cable-tv advertisement of "splius (the cable tv name) will continue to work after 2012"
 

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Excellent! Those fools fell for my ruse! I'll call the other horsemen and tell them no one will be expecting us when the time finally comes!

I mean uh, this mayan calendar thing is ridiculous.
 

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R Man said:
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Actually, the Mayan 'year' is roughly five days shorter than our modern calendar year, being 360 days for mathematical consistency. The Mayans strived to form the perfect calendar by association days not only with the Sun, but also positioning of the stars, comets, etc. With that in mind, accounting for something like a leap day would only mess up their mathematical axioms anyway, so they didn't incorporate any.
What's more, their calendar ends roughly 63 million years from now anyway and even then you could still go on counting their greatest unit of time (that 63 million solar years), like we do with our own years.
Incorrect. At the end of the Mesoamerican Solar year there were five 'unlucky' days at the end of the cycle. The Aztecs considered these days to be very unlucky. What the Classic period Maya though is anyone's guess.

I'd also like to point out that there are several theories as to what Mesoamericans did about the leap year. Some suggest that every four years, they would have six unlucky days. Or perhaps every fifty two years they would have several days (12 to 13) that were not counted which would re-align the calendar. Though once again, we don't know for sure.
That's fascinating. I do have one question though. Were the five unlucky days not counted in the calendar or did they have a seperate solar calendar from the Long Count calendar?
 

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Grimh said:
Excellent! Those fools fell for my ruse! I'll call the other horsemen and tell them no one will be expecting us when the time finally comes!

I mean uh, this mayan calendar thing is ridiculous.
Wouldn't it be funny* if everyone's apocalypse coincided with one another? The New Age one with the Christian, the zombies with the nuclear... Just let everyone get it out of their systems.

*And by funny I mean the British sense of humour; so not funny at all really, but a horribly devastating yet ironic catastrophe.
 

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"This just in! Archaeologists discover plans for terraforming Mars in ancient crypt, government invests 10 billion in researching the discovery."

People who buy into retarded apocalypse theories are more or less waiting for that headline.

"See! The solution to mankind's problems AREN'T practical solutions and hard work, it's some vaguely defined conspiracy whose details are hidden somewhere in cryptic ancient writings. Like in that one movie I saw."

You're better off being skeptical guys. Here's how you ought to go through the day:

Random Stranger- What did you have for lunch today?

You - I DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU!
 

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Not even the modern day Mayans believed that the end of the world was coming. The end of the calendar was just the end of a "cycle", left for the next cycle to begin.

The whole doomsday thing is a bunch of westerners taking a misinterpretation and trolling the world with it.
 

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It's bad enough to have to sit through all the 2012 debate, but could people at least get it right? The mayans didn't predict the end of the world. Their calender has a very large period of time in it and supposedly(as we can't tell exactly when their calender even started counting), on dec 21, 2012 one of these periods is ending and a new one is beginning.

They predicted that every time this cycle rolled over, bad things would happen/had happened, but they never thought the world would be destroyed. I think that this change in cycles is supposed to coincide with an alignment between Earth, the Sun, and the Galactic center, which is why they thought natural disasters occurred en mass, during those transitions. It's not like they thought the earth was just going to stop existing, they just predicted that major natural disasters would happen all over the world on that day.

Therefore, even if dec 2012 is this transition day, it's highly probable they would have continued to map out Earth's travel through space beyond that date.
 

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So basically what they are saying is that they've found another calender that doesn't end Dec. 21st 2012 but 9012?

It's either this or some major backpedalling from all the Nibiru-proponents since we aren't seeing a brown dwarf screaming towards the inner solar system (or any other part of the solar-system).
 

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Can the world just end already, I've had guns, ammunition, and bottle-caps piling up under my bed for years now.
 

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Pffft, my calendar goes up to 2675 or something. The Mayans predicted even more 7000 years? That's cool.

superdelux said:
Can the world just end already, I've had guns, ammunition, and bottle-caps piling up under my bed for years now.
*BROFIST*
 

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Therumancer said:
Personally I think it will be just another day, but if I had to pick a crackpot theory to embrace I'd go for "return of the ancient aliens" because there is at least some circulstantial evidence, if weak circumstantial evidence. 12/21/12 being the day the aliens that seeded humanity or whatever, check back.
I'd love for this to be true. It makes the acts of God in the bible make a lot more sense, and it would be an explanation for the Mayan's high-level understanding of the stars for such an early civilization. We have advanced to a point where a LARGE section of the population would be willing to accept non-humans interacting with us. Kinda like a timer version of the Stargate episode where where they find the Asgard testing chamber to test the people if they are ready to see aliens instead of gods.

OT: I'm failing to understand what the article is actually saying that would convince me that 12/21/12 isn't "the day". It reeks of someone trying to convince all the believers that nothing is going to happen in December. We should actually be trying harder to disprove the December date, because I know someone is going to die because of the belief in it.
 

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Farther than stars said:
That's fascinating. I do have one question though. Were the five unlucky days not counted in the calendar or did they have a seperate solar calendar from the Long Count calendar?
They had several calendars. The two basic were the Solar Calendar, like ours, and a religious calendar based on 260 days. There were a few others, such as the Lunar calendar, but I'm not very familiar. The 5 unlucky days belong to the solar year. The solar year is divided into 18 'months' of twenty days each with its own 'theme'. The five unlucky days do not belong to a month and are therefore, not part of the system. Hence the unlucky aspect.

Well, not really. Can you recognize god when you see one? After all, according to christian belief we are made in gods image. Atztecs actually loked at us as gods even after we destroyed their capital. They still wouldn't fight because "you cant fight gods". Of course eventually they fought, when they realized we arent the gods shamans told them about, but their pretty blinding date did allow us to match though whole land of theirs without being attacked when we first came. And it is because they though we were gods.
Was christ a god? no. Would you dare to kill him if he showed up at your shore-city? doubtful. Its all about perception.
What bollocks. The Aztecs did not mistake Cortes for a god. They mistook him for a diplomat. This is why Montezuma did not attack him, it would be shameful to attack an embassy. And the Aztecs put up one of the most vicious and desperate defences in history. It took months of warfare, a three month siege and smallpox to defeat the Aztecs. It cost Cortes around 400 soldiers and 20 000 of his native allies, who did most of the fighting. Forget Romans, Samurai and Knights, Aztec Warriors were easily the bravest of them all.
 

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I wonder how many people who sold all their stuff, had insane credit card bills, all betting on the end of days are going to try and sue the Mayans for false advertising.
 

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R Man said:
Farther than stars said:
That's fascinating. I do have one question though. Were the five unlucky days not counted in the calendar or did they have a seperate solar calendar from the Long Count calendar?
They had several calendars. The two basic were the Solar Calendar, like ours, and a religious calendar based on 260 days. There were a few others, such as the Lunar calendar, but I'm not very familiar. The 5 unlucky days belong to the solar year. The solar year is divided into 18 'months' of twenty days each with its own 'theme'. The five unlucky days do not belong to a month and are therefore, not part of the system. Hence the unlucky aspect.

Well, not really. Can you recognize god when you see one? After all, according to christian belief we are made in gods image. Atztecs actually loked at us as gods even after we destroyed their capital. They still wouldn't fight because "you cant fight gods". Of course eventually they fought, when they realized we arent the gods shamans told them about, but their pretty blinding date did allow us to match though whole land of theirs without being attacked when we first came. And it is because they though we were gods.
Was christ a god? no. Would you dare to kill him if he showed up at your shore-city? doubtful. Its all about perception.
What bollocks. The Aztecs did not mistake Cortes for a god. They mistook him for a diplomat. This is why Montezuma did not attack him, it would be shameful to attack an embassy. And the Aztecs put up one of the most vicious and desperate defences in history. It took months of warfare, a three month siege and smallpox to defeat the Aztecs. It cost Cortes around 400 soldiers and 20 000 of his native allies, who did most of the fighting. Forget Romans, Samurai and Knights, Aztec Warriors were easily the bravest of them all.
Most people have a pretty skewed perspective of history mostly gleaned from popular sources rather than factual evidence.
 

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SonOfVoorhees said:
Yeah but what idiot would even believe the Mayan prediction in the first place? Did we really need a scientist to find proof that it was all bullshit? Really?
You're talking about a race that honestly believed the rapture was nigh and sold all of their belongings because a mad man told them to.
Yeah, there was already endless proof that it wasn't happening and that this was just the end of a calendar cycle. Anyone who did any research or was slightly intelligent knew it wasn't happening but this is the news that will finally calm the unwashed masses.
 

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jurnag12 said:
What, new discoveries cast doubt on the World's imminent demise?
Didn't common sense already kick it in the jimmies the second that some idiot started blathering about it?
I mean, come on, even the current Mayan priests are saying that the end of the calendar doesn't equal the end of the world, and people are still going apeshit over it?
I'm almost hoping for an actual extinction level-event to happen so our entire damn species can stop being so mind-numbingly stupid at times.
Indeed.

If we believed the world would end every time our calendar ended then... I don't even want to think about it...
 

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It's rather sad that we need to actually debunk these in the first place.
 

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Signa said:
Therumancer said:
Personally I think it will be just another day, but if I had to pick a crackpot theory to embrace I'd go for "return of the ancient aliens" because there is at least some circulstantial evidence, if weak circumstantial evidence. 12/21/12 being the day the aliens that seeded humanity or whatever, check back.
I'd love for this to be true. It makes the acts of God in the bible make a lot more sense, and it would be an explanation for the Mayan's high-level understanding of the stars for such an early civilization. We have advanced to a point where a LARGE section of the population would be willing to accept non-humans interacting with us. Kinda like a timer version of the Stargate episode where where they find the Asgard testing chamber to test the people if they are ready to see aliens instead of gods.

OT: I'm failing to understand what the article is actually saying that would convince me that 12/21/12 isn't "the day". It reeks of someone trying to convince all the believers that nothing is going to happen in December. We should actually be trying harder to disprove the December date, because I know someone is going to die because of the belief in it.
Hmmm, well I don't think we're going to see much happen as it is. There was a lot of concern over "Millenium Madness" and when I was working Casino Security we were on high alert other than the crowds for the entire time, expecting crazies to come popping out of the woodwork, and really nothing happened. Anyone who was concerned about it, mostly just stayed home. I expect the same to happen here.

As far as the article goes, you have to understand that belief is in short supply in the western world. Nobody wants to be laughed at as the person reacting to something that isn't going to happen. During an actual emergency, the biggest threat is people not wanting to take the word of the authorities for it, and won't do anything until they actually see the danger. Clearing casino patrons for say a bomb threat, people will generally be more concerned about their money or whatever than the threat of potentially being blown up. A point that occasionally makes me think that the authorities, including pseudo-authorities like security forces, should be issued tasers and truncheons and a free reign to use them for people's own good in times of emergency. False alarm or not, if the guy in the uniform or the right ID tells you to clear out you should F@cking clear out without question, because all the time explaining things to you means someone else isn't being cleared. A whack or zap, load the people onto some of those coin trolleys, no legal appeals, and attitudes will be adjusted for the better when it comes to this kind of thing. Of course I do understand why that will never happen, though I used to feel it should.

At any rate, the point is lack of reaction, and the desire to inherantly deny anything that a person cannot actually see. As a result people are expecting nothing to happen with this date, and don't want to be seen as some laughable reactionary (we see those taking action or showing concern already being mocked), and everyone wants to be the first to "debunk" the concern now that it's on the horizon so they can say "I told you so" with authority. The sheer amount of time this prophecy has been around makes it a popular target. Anything
people can use right now to say it's not going to happen, is being used, and interpeted in that direction.

As far as the rest goes, to really debunk this before the fact, someone would have to prove to a virtual certainy how the Aztecs/Mayans and other peoples from the region were able to get and shape stone on that level, especially given that some of the stone isn't even from the same continent. Remember this is from a bunch of primitives who didn't have sea-faring technology, and hadn't really conceived of it before they ran into Eurpeans (mostly Spanish) who had it. We're talking a complete lack of even coast hugging ships, and no real knowlege of the rest of the continents.

A big part of the mystery is of course how these guys knew so much about the stars, yet lacked other fundemental technologies. Not to mention depictions of things that appeared to be space ships or flying machines, which were common to not only Aztec/Mayan/Incan ruins but also other cases of advanced stone construction throughout the world. Then there is also the issue of mathematical perfection in construction (like in Egypt) that can't be duplicated with modern tools, never mind what a bunch of people that couldn't even make a decent boat could have had.

Of course one of the big reasons why this isn't looked at more is western stupidity, which is why it's mostly fodder for TV specials and occasional coverage as "ancient mysteries" in discount books and such. Right now "insulting" indiginous populations by pointing out that they apparently accomplish what they were once thought to have done is not popular. Especially seeing as the descendants of those people have a vested monetary interest in those sites and ruins, and a claim based on their ancestors having built them. Hence why there have been admissions that these ancient peoples found the structures, and mostly squatted there while doing maitnence, you have to really read on the subject to find that out, and it's frequently attacked due to fear that they will lose claim to these sites (and tourism/achaeology money) and have them become what amounts to public property, either internationally or by the nations those ruins are otherwise in.

To really succeed here in proving this was all BS, someone would have to do the impossible by explaining how an Ancient Mayan obtained stone (Quartz, Granite, etc..) from all the way accross the planet without the technology to do so. Yes, some materials came from local quarries and such, and maitnence was done, but there is apparently a huge differance between their work and the really ancient stoneworks which is where geologists have found evidence of the stone coming from a long ways off apparently.

At any rate, I doubt we'll get out answer on 12/21/12, but the beliefs stand on their own. Personally, as "cool" as it might be, I think that the date is mostly Mayan supposition, something they probably came up with seperate from the origin of those ruins.

At any rate, time will tell, I'll be at home doing my think, and getting ready for Christmas like every year.